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[Ubergrog]

This is not a comprehensive list, please feel free to add your own.

Things the enemy can do to kill you on a gold run.

• Sneeze
• Cough
• trip over their own shoe laces
• hock a loogie
• look at a cloud
• check their lotto scores
• read a copy of FORNAX
• make flattering comments about the anatomy of the Nemesis or Phantom
• ask a banshee on a date
• contimplate galactic peace
• trip over their shoe laces again
• read "The Amazing Tales of Urdnot Badger" comic strip
• activate the Vacuum of Doom
• get a great tan on Firebase:Dagger
• go swimming on Firebase:Hydra
• take a relaxing nap
• turn the safety off on their weapons
• wonder why a sword has a safety

[Maria Caliban]

• Browse forums
• Complain about the ending of ME 3
• Wonder what they should cook for dinner.

[Drummernate]

• Shoot you with 3 bullets from a Geth Pulse Rifle.
• Melee you from 15 feet away and somehow stun you for enough time to run to cover, fire 2 rockets and kill you.
• Swarmer.

[MAXinsanity409]

• Existing at all, in the case of banshees
• Making a gun with their fingers and pointing at you with it

[OblivionDawn]

• Haphazardly throw a grenade in any direction, where it is extremely likely that a squadmate will step on it just as it detonates.

[Ubergrog]

• trip, fall, throw sword by accident, impale three players with it in mid flight.

[thegamefreek78648]

Step in gum
Run out of gum
Chew a stick of gum
Get gum stuck in their hair.
Blow a bubble with gum
Open a fresh pack of gum
Share a stick of gum

[Nizzemancer]

read the loading screen tip.

[OblivionDawn]

• Accidentally leave a staple on the floor while collating documents.

[Sajuro]

Kicking back and watching the game
sharing a cold one with you
being a geth rocket trooper

[King ManBeerPig]

Get stuck in the floor or wall while spawning in, dooming the whole mission.

[DHKany]

bake a cake

[MissMinaethiel]

Bringing along a Quarian =P

[Wolf_in_the_Meadow]

Notice you.

[MoeRayShep]

• Gaze ponderously in any direction
• Ogle your Asari Adept's backside
• Be notified of a hacking objective
• Go out for Mexican food
• Pass gas (see above)
• Watch an episode of "Hypnotoad"
• Enjoy a shot of Triple-Distilled Turian Brandy every time a Human Vanguard uses Nova
• Scratch their chafing nether regions (those Cerberus outfits probably chafe)
• LASERS!
• Wait for lag to kill you anyways
• Select a tasteful bouquet of flowers for your funeral
• Practice somersaults while your laggy biotic tries to hit them
• Cackle maniacally
• Giggle childishly
• Attempt the above two simultaneously

[Sajuro]

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use your puny incinerate abilities to light their campfire

smoking