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[Frosty10001]

78. Your Geth Infiltrator buddy will always look like a Hunter.

[a ViciousFerret]

79. You use a missile launcher on the Geth Prime's turret that is in your face

[OGWS]

^ and miss

[Sajuro]

80. The one time you press for ammo pack, you will press the wrong button and use your last field recovery kit
81. When you try using Biotic Charge, you will use carnage instead
82. If you can use biotic charge, the enemy gets sniped right before you do.
83. If the enemy gets sniped, it will always be right when two geth primes are getting ready to gang bang you.

[frozngecko]

Frosty10001 wrote...

78. Your Geth Infiltrator buddy will always look like a Hunter.

I wear that with pride.

84. The three second delay in your grenade is actually five seconds.
85. Phantoms will always dodge your sniper shot the second you fire.
86. Ravagers are always waiting for you down the ramp you did not clear.
87. Lasers of any kind are not your friend.
88. If they can dodge it, chances are they have. 
89. The target in the beginning of the round is always a heavy enemy.
90. The target in the end of the round is always the basic soldier enemy and it is the reason you get killed.

Modifié par frozngecko, 28 avril 2012 - 07:02 .

[Kaladryn]

88. When you use an Ops Survival Pack, your heath and shields will go to full right before you get oneshotted by a single bullet.

Modifié par Kaladryn, 28 avril 2012 - 07:01 .

[Megachaz]

89. When you're cloaked and capturing an objective, the Batarian soldier considers it a courtesy to stand right on top of you, attracting rockets that would have been 100 feet away otherwise.

Modifié par Megachaz, 28 avril 2012 - 07:02 .

[Sajuro]

Kaladryn wrote...

88. When you use an Ops Survival Pack, your heath and shields will go to full right before you get oneshotted by a single bullet.

91. When you use a medigel pack, ten Pyros will spawn right on top of you.

[atum]

93. Noone knows where 92 went.
94. It's a little known fact that whoever gets the most swarmer kills, wins.

[frozngecko]

atum wrote...

93. Noone knows where 92 went.
94. It's a little known fact that whoever gets the most swarmer kills, wins.

It's actually 97...they need to edit that.

97. Swarmers are the most lethal enemy in the game.

[Sajuro]

atum wrote...

93. Noone knows where 92 went.
94. It's a little known fact that whoever gets the most swarmer kills, wins.

95. Which is why any missiles you fire will be attracted to the largest number of swarmers away from any other enemy.

[Esbatty]

98. When you're a Batarian in the middle of Heavy Meleeing an enemy a cloaked Infiltrator with a Shotgun will be there to help you out.

Modifié par Esbatty, 28 avril 2012 - 08:24 .

[AppealToReason]

99. When you get the grab indicator the enemy will always just back far enough away so you start spin kicking out of cover

[Awesome Tree]

100. When the odds are in your favour and your team begins to dominate, you will disconnect.

[frozngecko]

Awesome Tree wrote...

100. When the odds are in your favour and your team begins to dominate, you will disconnect.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

101. Enemies throw grenades with perfect accuracy and in the most impossible ways.

[Frosty10001]

102. That N7 1337 turns out he can't pass the first wave of Bronze.

[CarparkC]

103. Every time you try to revive someone you'll end up taking cover.
104. Every time you try to take cover you'll end up reviving someone.
105. Every Geth Pyro you grab will glitch out and become invincible.
106. No matter which way you look, there's always a Geth Hunter right behind you.
107. When you stagger Geth Hunter, he will stun you at the same time and recover much faster than you.
108. Someone on your team will make sure you don't kill that Phantom you just caught with Stasis.
109. Your hacked Cerberus Turret will the be killed instantly.

[Hyperion II]

110. Your teammates will always shoot at the orenge-glowing geth insted of the normal ones.

[marshalleck]

Hyperion II wrote...

110. Your teammates will always shoot at the orenge-glowing geth insted of the normal ones.

111. The quarian infiltrator will never hack the geth in the rear of an advancing group; he always hacks the one in front, and then complains about it taking damage.

[SeconDream]

112. Except you, everyone will fire at an enemy unit when it turns orange.

113. Vanguards, among other things, are prone to end up lost either in heaven or in hell. Either way, don't expect any help from them when they're not host.

114. Shockwave will never cause a biotic explosion. If you get a kill, it's from the shockwave itself.

115. Thermal clip packs come in great numbers. The same cannot be said for the other 3 items.

116. Melee-ing with a Drell character will usually result in you doing cartwheels around the intended target. While flashy, you'll probably never hit that target.

117. The higher the N7 rank, the greater the chance of you finding them on Bronze.

118. Your drone/turret/decoy is already down.

119. You will spend all your time playing Gold on Firebase White.

[january42]

120.  If you are capable of using statsis, Phantoms will target you above all else. This includes somehow sneaking past your 3 teammates unharmed or appearing behind you even when your entire team is in a corner within a 2 meter radius.   Similarly, they will snipe you from across the map no matter how many other people they can see

121: The enemy can shoot through pinholes.  Your shots will always hit the railing.


122:While the AP mod, AP ammo and javelin allow bullets to pass through objects, note that the bullets(possibly tired by their journey) will immedialy give up when they exit the object rather than continuing the extra few inches to hit the enemy who just backed away from the box.


123: Your favorite gun/ability/class/mod is bugged

[TheMightyG00sh]

124. That guy playing with a GPS thinks he's boss.

125. That other guy with a Graal also thinks he's boss.

126. That guy playing Krogan Soldier with any other weapon is already crying out to be revived.

127. If you snipe your Adept teammates targets, chances are you will be trolled next round.

128. EVERY entrance on EVERY map is JUST big enough to fit an ATLAS through.

129. That Banshee will Pulse you when you wish it Grabbed you and Grab you when you wish it Pulsed you.

130. Brutes are more likely to kill you after they die than when they are alive.

131. Geth Rocket Troopers will always target the Sniper whilst he is lining up a headshot.

132. The Geth Hunter will always target the Asari when she's setting up a Biotic Explosion.

133. For some unknown reason the Geth don't know how to throw grenades.

Modifié par TheMightyG00sh, 28 avril 2012 - 10:11 .

[Wesus]

124. Shoot glowing stuff, just to annoy people.

[a ViciousFerret]

125. After changing your weapons before game, you find out the game thinks you should have that avenger or predator as well.

[shpaiderman]

71. You need luck, there are no bullets