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[Zardoc]

171. It's actually called Finagle's law.

Modifié par Zardoc, 28 avril 2012 - 08:28 .

[Doktor Jadran]

172. When your teammates are down, and you fire your last missile at the pair of geth primes, it is going to miss, or (much more often) explode and do no damage.

173. Stasis bubble has 30% chanceof causing no recharge time only when there is no crowd. In a difficult situation, the chance is 0,03%

174. Geth missiles have a guidance system. Alliance is in a recession so the budget for missile guidance systems went into Striker and Falcon rifle slug disappearance problem research. But the money dissapeared.

175. There is no friendly fire when you REALLY need to shoot someone on your team.

Modifié par Doktor Jadran, 28 avril 2012 - 08:35 .

[Doktor Jadran]

176. New techology - invisible turrets. Shoot through walls, too..

[GGW KillerTiger]

a ViciousFerret wrote...

50. The enemy that you were about to heavy melee just got sniped
51. The enemy the infiltrator could've sniped instead, just took out your shields

^this^ happens way too much

[Faerlyte]

frozngecko wrote...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

101. Enemies throw grenades with perfect accuracy and in the most impossible ways.

My favorite is when their back  is to you and they throw the grenade forward so that it lands at your feet...

[Dracian]

177. There's always a Banshee behind you, ready to insta-kill you.
178. There's always a Phantom behind you, ready to insta-kill you.
179. If you equip with Disruptor Ammo against a Random enemy, you'll have to fight Reapers
180. If you equip with Incendiary Ammo against a Random enemy, you'll have to fight Geths

Modifié par Dracian, 28 avril 2012 - 08:54 .

[TheMightyG00sh]

181. Noobs won't use Cobras on Wave 10.
182. Noobs will Cobra spam a single Troppper on Wave 11
183. Hunter Mode is a lie... If you think that Phantom is on the other side of the wall your already dead...
184. Hunter Mode is a lie... if you think that Phantom is on YOUR side of the wall you just wasted ammo...
185. Whenever you go to make a Law of Murphy someone else is too.. forcing you to go back and change the number of your law ten seconds after making it.

Modifié par TheMightyG00sh, 28 avril 2012 - 08:57 .

[JustinSonic]

38. Anytime you used the medi-gel, you shouldn’t have.
39. Anytime you don’t use medi-gel, you should have.

These two are my favorite! So true!

[Installation17]

186. A portal to another dimesion will open inside the barrel of your Striker/Falcon/Kishock/Scorpion/Graal just as the half-dead phantom pops up again.
187. Your asari's charge will knock your target out of range of her melee.
188. Your widow will only pierce guardian shields facing you.
189. A phantom's instakill can only be intterupted by another instakill.

[PaperAlien]

190. Your teammates are thicker than walls.

[xsmiv]

191. Your teammate will revive you just in time for a Banshee to OHKO you.

[Windninja47]

192. All enemies have been taught how to do a heavy melee much faster than you.

[RaptorSolutions]

Dracian wrote...

179. If you equip with Disruptor Ammo against a Random enemy, you'll have to fight Reapers
180. If you equip with Incendiary Ammo against a Random enemy, you'll have to fight Geths

This could be manipulated to get "random" games.

[RedSpectrum47]

193. The enemy will only throw grenades when you are capturing one of the four nodes
194. When one person goes down, its only a short time till the rest do

[De1ta0m3ga]

195. When the best and the worst player go down, everyone will rush to save the n00b.
196. That Geth Turret is not yours.
197. That Pyro you just hacked is now burning you and your team-mates.
198. You'll only get a Grab option AFTER your shotgun-armed team-mate kills him.
199. If you're lagging, we have a new decoy.

[BiO]

200. No matter how hard you try, you'll never be able to hit that warped target in the middle of the group with throw.

201. The moment you press the trigger on a Widow, someone is going to use a staggering power on the enemy, causing you to miss the perfect headshot by mere pixels.

202. That one time when you don't host, the game is going to have 300 ping.

203. First Cobra rocket is always a dud.

204. Second Cobra rocket is always a dud.

205. Every time you choose to play as a Drell Adept in Random Random, it's going to be Geth.

206. Every time you choose to play as Vanguard in Random Random, it's going to be Reapers.

207. Every time you buy a Premium Spectre pack it's going bug out and not register.

[ShadowFaction]

208. The grip on your mouse is irrevocably linked to how close that banshee scream sounded.
209. No matter how close it sounds, the banshee is always closer.

Modifié par ShadowFaction, 01 mai 2012 - 10:53 .

[Yigorse]

Haha, loved this

+1

[Gavrilo]

awesome man,hehe respect to ya

[Drawrof]

208.  You're sick and tired of fbwgg, so you decide to host a unknown/unknown/gold. After 15 mins of watching low levels join but quit because it isn't fbwgg you finally fill up with a good team. When match begins it is fbwgg regardless.

209.  When you're under fire and you need to get cover your toon will stand up and refuse to get in cover

210.  When you're trying to move from banshee and want to avoid cover your toon will stick to every object that you run near. 

Modifié par Drawrof, 01 mai 2012 - 11:23 .

[De1ta0m3ga]

211. When you try to use an Ops Pack and click the Missile button as well.
212. When you're aiming a missile and your aim is nudged so you miss completely.
213. When you try to use a biotic power and you hit an already dead enemy.

[N7Kopper]

214. Whenever you take your shotgun quarian infiltrator out for a spin, the match will always turn out to be Reapers.
215. The aforementioned law always causes the match to be horrendously laggy, making headshots impossible.
216. If neither law 214 or 215 are applicable, your teammates all want you dead, and will never revive you because "oh in my story I killed all the suit rats"
217. If you find a decent PUG on Gold, you will always disconnect.

[serothel]

218. Commendation Packs never roll out seamlessly.
219. The forums are flooded with "whurs my accomodation pack" threads every Tuesday.

[D Wrecks]

Item #41 is actually true for some retarded reason.

[MearasNZ]

220. The infiltrator on your team will only snipe the one enemy in the group of 40 that you have warped in preparation for your throw. Your throw just splits everyone up; no spectacular biotic explosion.

221. You're a soldier-class and surrounded by 14 enemies; the one you are winding back to heavy melee is sniped, so you hit naught but thin air.

222. You have the most awesome game you've ever had and you've killed 29485829 enemies and it's wave 11 and nobody has died and there's 5 seconds to go and you disconnect....