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[Neurion19]

Mission Failed due to my lack of situational awareness.

Gold Reapers FBW. Wave 11. I am last man standing with my SE staying alive thanks to Fire Explosions and Decoy. Two of the group perished by foolishly trying the melee a Banshee. The last died at the EZ (should have paid better attention to this). So I am fighting off the hoard until I can make a mad dash to the EZ, blowing things up with Fire Explosions (ALWAYS run with Incendiary Ammo on a SE, just sayin'). At about 25 seconds, I break cover and run out the back door. Running around the usual FBW stronghold, I am taking potshots from the Marauders on my tail. I drop one last Decoy on my way to the EZ after turning the corner up the ramp, which take the Marauders off my back. No shields, and 2 1/2 bars of health left, I dash back to the EZ and take cover behind that shuttle/fighter/whatever, waiting for extraction.

Unknown to me, I was taking cover in the pool of acid left by a Ravager. Unknown to me, I was bleeding what little health I had left. I had ops packs, but no medi-gel. Panting, I had put my controller down and savoring a hard-fought win when suddenly my faithful SE drops dead. It is as the camera is swirling around my lifeless corpse that I see my fatal mistake and slam my head on my desk. :02, :01, :00. Mission failed. Wailing and gnashing of teeth from my teammates. Pure embarrassment from me. I shall never have this shame removed from my soul.

[SovereignWillReturn]

Yesterday, I was cooking rice while playing ME3 multiplayer.
Human Sentinel, since the AA won't unlock for me, (Even though I've gotten exactly 47 AV's)
Playing game, wave 9, owning everyones score doubling them all. Rice is boiling out water for poor college student.

Context: I'm klutzy and extremely unlucky.
While owning Reapers on FBW, rice catches on fire. Panic, smoke alarms go off. Take care of situation by throwing rice out window of campus dorm.
Come back to game, "Mission Scrubbed" Team got Banshee'd.

[Yedelgeuse]

Also. All bigass bosses just LOVE me, dunno what I'm doing wrong but they can run past my all 3 mates from other side of the map just to punish me for being that cocky (light pink armor on human males? endless reave?). Thus, I had to adjust somehow and become an expert on solo boss elimination, which I (hope) I did. But ffuu, marauders and centurions and hunters are just way too powerfull for me sometimes

[Karih]

Whats on menu today? Find ACTIVE grenade and run to it! Leave the perfect cover and find that lovely beebing grenade! RIP.

Find today a much more better way to die instantly than turret.

Modifié par Karih, 01 mai 2012 - 03:36 .

[3Minotaur3]

Another one comes to mind... Although it's more failure than shameful...

All players dead on the floor fairly close to each other, surrounded by a dozen Geth (from Prime to Rocket). I'm thinking: I'll salvage this by rezzing and fire Cobras to clean the area, then teammate can be revived...
Lost all my 3 remaining Medi-gels trying to rise up, switching to the Cobra launcher and waiting for the long delay between pulling the trigger and rocket actually launched...
Another reminder that not all bad situations are salvageable...

[MysticSpace]

I was leveling my krogan sentinal on bronze when the brutes came out and my stupid ass thought hey I should be able to melee it into submission right? ( I mostly play engineer class so...) anyways I learned that brutes have a one hit kill just like I learned from banshees and phantoms.

[Psye Shaar]

Last night. FB White, Geth.

Team has waltzed through the first 10 waves like a hot knife through butter. (Not camping, just effective efffective killing throughout)

11th Wave, everyone is keeping the geth at a distance. I'm on as my Asari Vanguard (She's fun to play once in a while) and in a distracted moment hit '1' to stasis some geth.... One charge later I'm pinned between I think 4 pyros and dead soon after.

No way would I expect the team to try and get me after such a schoolboy error, so as soon I see a bit of space, I revive myself and charge the nearest enemy to the rest of the team to get out. As if my key choice hadn't been bad enough, just to add insult to injury, the game decided to kick me with probably a minute left on the extraction clock...

Suffice to say I was not amused...

[Atrocity]

MysticSpace wrote...

I was leveling my krogan sentinal on bronze when the brutes came out and my stupid ass thought hey I should be able to melee it into submission right? ( I mostly play engineer class so...) anyways I learned that brutes have a one hit kill just like I learned from banshees and phantoms.

It's awesome when it works though.

Well, more awesome with Batarians. Nothing like seeing that brute begin his charge... and meeting his abdomen with your Batarian Punch of Pure Power in the middle of his charge, seeing him bend around it and die with that last desperate gasp for air 

Modifié par Atrocity, 01 mai 2012 - 09:41 .

[Pride Demon]

Badpanzer wrote...

Been killed by a turret after a wave was completed. :/

^This.
Saddest part? it was an objective reach, all my allies were dead...
I managed to complete it using all the medigel I had, only tiny little bit of health left...
I felt like a boss...
Turret kills me...
Oh well, they'll revive me...
No, they had all ragequitted after the third died because they thought I couldn't do it all alone... :/

Also, getting killed twice by the very same Centurion...
Don't ask...

[requiem31]

Missing to connect with any kind of thrown powers (Throw, Pull and such) or grenades.

I always chant to myself "Aiiiiirball!" when it happens

[spudspot]

FB: Giant vs Cerberus on Gold. Wave 10. One teammate already down. We've got a disable objective and the second one is located near the LZ. I go in (GI) and then realize that there is a turret right next to the objective,

I am in cover. I am cloaked. I got Proximity Mine.

Yet I died twice to the same turret. Though I knew it was there...

This was clearly the dumbest thing I've ever done in MP, at least I was able to do the remaining objectives and save the money. (Rest of the squad had gone dark while I was busy getting myself killed.)

[NewStrings]

It wasn't quite a failure, but it was highly embarrassing. Gold, FBW... cutting through enemies like knife through butter until wave 9, when we got scattered and all three team mates were killed by a pack of primes. I managed to take out a horde of enemies with two Cobra blasts, gradually took down almost the entire wave by myself. Except I got to the last enemy, a half-dead hunter, and I just could not kill it! It took me TWO MINUTES to kill the last Hunter, after mercilessly chopping down pyros and rocket troopers and primes. I ran around the map in circles, trying desperately to recharge my shields so I could turn and shoot at it, but couldn't quite get my shields up high enough.

I managed it in the end and had to apologise profusely to everyone for holding them up for so long.

[TellThatMick]

Charging like a boss right into banshee's hug. During each wave.. and always at the beginning.

[Arlequin13]

 The classic story of the guy taking the team on his back to finish the wave when everyone else is dying. Two of us where left and he dies to the last group so i wade in there to finish them all. Yet in the half second before my proxi mine exploded and the nemesis bought it he shot me. --> dead

Still got the wave completed and revived though. Don't know if someone bleeding out is enough to complete the wave if everyone is dead or the other guy just popped some medigel.

[Domnuxx]

Atrocity wrote...

MysticSpace wrote...

I was leveling my krogan sentinal on bronze when the brutes came out and my stupid ass thought hey I should be able to melee it into submission right? ( I mostly play engineer class so...) anyways I learned that brutes have a one hit kill just like I learned from banshees and phantoms.

It's awesome when it works though.

Well, more awesome with Batarians. Nothing like seeing that brute begin his charge... and meeting his abdomen with your Batarian Punch of Pure Power in the middle of his charge, seeing him bend around it and die with that last desperate gasp for air 

Mexican standoff!

[Atrocity]

Domnux wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

MysticSpace wrote...

I was leveling my krogan sentinal on bronze when the brutes came out and my stupid ass thought hey I should be able to melee it into submission right? ( I mostly play engineer class so...) anyways I learned that brutes have a one hit kill just like I learned from banshees and phantoms.

It's awesome when it works though.

Well, more awesome with Batarians. Nothing like seeing that brute begin his charge... and meeting his abdomen with your Batarian Punch of Pure Power in the middle of his charge, seeing him bend around it and die with that last desperate gasp for air 

Mexican standoff!

Though if you have miscalculated the dmg + Brute's remaining health... Not so sweet.

[nivodeus]

Badpanzer wrote...

Been killed by a turret after a wave was completed. :/

This is so humiliating that it happened to me too LOL... and once the turret was actually invisible, so much for a glitch, my pals were all laughing and i said " NO, it was a invisible turret, trust me."

[shpaiderman]

I just keep missing that one nemesis. And suddenly wave gone by with me trying to finish the biatch

[astrallite]

Finished a Silver match with 3 of us under Level 8, and a Level 20. The Level 20 had the lowest score and immediately left the lobby in shame after the game.

Modifié par astrallite, 09 mai 2012 - 09:20 .

[holdenagincourt]

Played my first two matches as a Krogan the other day and forgot that I could do anything other than heavy melee after I sent that first Centurion flying, damn that felt good! Also sorry to my team if you could hear me laughing like a maniac.

[Stahlhammer]

Yesterday on FB Glacier vs Reapers, struggling with randoms, waves 6-10 being total nightmare on the edge of losing. AJ (me), KV, QI and HS. 
But we make it to wave 10 and get the upload/hack in the middle of the map upstairs. 3 people jump to cover, i try to distract them enemies and give the team some time to finish the objective. 
Then i get cornered in that dead end corridor by 2 ravagers and brute with about half a second remaining to finish the objective. Hide in the bubble and dispose of 2 ravagers, brute is half dead but already in my blue safehouse. Then i realise the objective is not progressing cause everyone else is dead. Must.. run.. to the circle! But you cant run past Brute in such a tight space without being almost dead.. Somehow i manage to do it and i run into Ravager's acid stuff and die.. Game over, someone squeaks on the mic, probably trying to say "why u no medigel", but i didn't have any.. not that i used all 5, i just don't have it at all.

Sorry team 

Modifié par Stahlhammer, 23 mai 2012 - 07:29 .

[corporal doody]

3Minotaur3 wrote...

Another one comes to mind... Although it's more failure than shameful...

All players dead on the floor fairly close to each other, surrounded by a dozen Geth (from Prime to Rocket). I'm thinking: I'll salvage this by rezzing and fire Cobras to clean the area, then teammate can be revived...
Lost all my 3 remaining Medi-gels trying to rise up, switching to the Cobra launcher and waiting for the long delay between pulling the trigger and rocket actually launched...
Another reminder that not all bad situations are salvageable...

HAHAHA!! i got hate mail cuz i REFUSED to revive the 3 people that got smoked by a gang of geth as they tried to revive each other. It was the 10 wave. I ran around the map getting the 4 do-dads.  then ran around till i killed the geth. Come wave 11...the 3 run to the extract and get smoked again!! i ran around till the last second.

Dude kept messaging me about not being a teamplayer. FIRST TIME ever!!! i had to laugh. what made it worse...english didnt seem to be the dudes first language...

[dahilla]

An all-Asari team on Silver/Dagger. We were having so much fun biosploding *everything* (I swear, that single match must have doubled the total number of biotic explosions in the entire game) that we timed out on the dis/enable objective. I don't know if anyone moved to the marker. I didn't. The Asari next to me didn't. Neither did the other, evidently.

Still a good game

Once on FB Hydra, towards the last 2-3 waves, playing against Cerberus. I get the "Team member went offline" message and charge to revive, but a Turian is ahead of me and gets to the <+> marker first (I can see the halo through the wall). Dies. Someone (presumably the Turian) yells "Don't revive us! Too late!" over their mic.

"Hell with that, I got you, buddy!" I think, and charge in anyway. So now there's three of our characters on the ground. And while I realize I misunderstood the guy, our last squadmate gets killed (somewhere, I hope it wasn't the same spot, because... -.-...). See, as it turns out, he wasn't yelling "Too late", he was yelling "Turrets".

The times I've ran into an empty room and tripped over a stray grenade to fall shamefully I won't count. Once my QI even ducked and plain SAT on one, instead of jumping over that cover. You'd think my characters would have learned how to disarm grenades by now, really.

[Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane]

FBW G Cerberus ( and no we didn't before you discredit) full team

Rocked 9 waves, no one goes down get ghey hack at top overlook, holding court like a bawwwwws, complete hack, start clean up, I get put down by last enemy (phantom sneaking about)

Would've been 1st survive 10 wave on gold....

Gutted

[TacoknightIV]

I fired a cobra and it went between the miniscule space of and atlas's arm and torso...