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[Taboo]

Miranda can't have babies.

This hurts me.

[Terminus Echoes]

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

[QuantumSheep13]

Turians are an aesthetically well-designed alien race. To think that Garrus and FemShep like each other enough to "do that" considering all they've been through together isn't that hard to understand. Just like some people have unhealthy fascinations with asari, there are plenty of others who feel the same way for turians.

Besides, FemShep and Garrus make a perfect couple.

[StrelokCH]

Terminus Echoes wrote...

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

FemShep says in-game that biology won't allow it, it's just a tease from Garrus.

[Hatikvah07]

Terminus Echoes wrote...

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

What is this Human thing you call "Humor"?

[Sgt Stryker]

Hatikvah07 wrote...

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Haha yeah, I don't get it either. Are people genuinely attracted to fictional extraterrestrials, or is it more of a novelty than anything else?

Well, the Asari (and the Quarians, post-ME3) are close enough to Humans that it's not THAT much of a strech to imagine people being attracted to them. Turians, though, I'm like "haha what?"

Maybe it's more the knowledge that it's Garrus and FemShep boinking rather than "Man, I want me some of that!"

See, that's generally OK with me. I'm cool with the fact that the adult characters in an M-rated can be sexually active. However, I don't need to see that described in all its detail. Same with people I know in real life, actually. Quite a few are in relationships, and I assume that in many cases there is a sexual component to that. However, I have no desire at all to be in the same room with them when that's going on. I would simply see myself as an unwelcome intruder.

[CHALET]

 My typical reaction to Shepard/Garrus baby art:



...The content of the blog is... uhm, well, the style itself is... good, I think... just the content is uhm, aye... yeah... I'll be crying in the corner.

Modifié par CHALET, 28 avril 2012 - 11:53 .

[ahandsomeshark]

Terminus Echoes wrote...

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

that was a joke

[Hatikvah07]

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Hatikvah07 wrote...

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Haha yeah, I don't get it either. Are people genuinely attracted to fictional extraterrestrials, or is it more of a novelty than anything else?

Well, the Asari (and the Quarians, post-ME3) are close enough to Humans that it's not THAT much of a strech to imagine people being attracted to them. Turians, though, I'm like "haha what?"

Maybe it's more the knowledge that it's Garrus and FemShep boinking rather than "Man, I want me some of that!"

See, that's generally OK with me. I'm cool with the fact that the adult characters in an M-rated can be sexually active. However, I don't need to see that described in all its detail. Same with people I know in real life, actually. Quite a few are in relationships, and I assume that in many cases there is a sexual component to that. However, I have no desire at all to be in the same room with them when that's going on. I would simply see myself as an unwelcome intruder.

Oh yeah, totally with you. I don't need to see a fully detailed scene of FemShep and Garrus (or Thane, or Wrex, or a few Batarians, or a Varren, or oh no I've gone cross-eyed) going at it. It's nice that I know my FemShep and Garrus are a couple, I don't actually need to see them doing the need.

[Hatikvah07]

ahandsomeshark wrote...

Terminus Echoes wrote...

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

that was a joke

[Sgt Stryker]

Terminus Echoes wrote...

If it's not genetically possible, why does Garrus say "Maybe we'll find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like"?

I didn't even romance Garrus (never played FemShep), but I just know these things.

Yes, all dialogue should always be taken at face value.

In other news, asari are shape-shifters and Joker has the highest pain threshold of any human to ever live.

[ahandsomeshark]

CHALET wrote...

 My typical reaction to Shepard/Garrus baby art:



...The content of the blog is... uhm, well, the style itself is... good, I think... just the content is uhm, aye... yeah... I'll be crying in the corner.

I'm about to steal this gif and post (the baby art part) and post it on tumblr

[fle6isnow]

Lol, I come back in an hour and the thread has gone off-topic. No love for adopted spiky babies?

[A0170]

fle6isnow wrote...

Lol, I come back in an hour and the thread has gone off-topic. No love for adopted spiky babies?

There is 

[lordofdogtown19]

I prefer adopted Krogan babies

[fle6isnow]

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

I prefer adopted Krogan babies

In my headcanon, Shepard and Garrus adopts all the babies! Krogan, turian, salarian, human, hanar, drell... maybe not asari, though, because it'd be weird if their kid outlives the both of them.

And for something different, Garrus with a squishy human baby.

Modifié par fle6isnow, 29 avril 2012 - 12:52 .

[Cainora]

I wanted to adopt Krogan babies with Garrus but Bioware won't let me....Also Turian Babies they are strangely cuter than human babies. Then again I have never had one annoy me in during my life so maybe that's why I think that.

[EnvyTB075]

Didn't see if it was mentioned, but Turians give birth to live young, says so in the codex methinks...and really so what if people find the turian figure attractive? Many people liked the Quarians from day 1, and they didn't even know what they looked like until ME3 (and even then the "reveal" was a joke).

And in no way do they look like D9's Prawns. At all, the have a distinct lack of tentacles mouths is a clear giveaway.

Modifié par EnvyTB075, 29 avril 2012 - 01:10 .

[Cecilia L]

A0170 wrote...

fle6isnow wrote...

Lol, I come back in an hour and the thread has gone off-topic. No love for adopted spiky babies?

There is 

Seconded!

Spacemagic hybrid abominations would be most welcome for my Femshep and Garrus, but if they can't have biological babies, that's fine as long as they can adopt that one ^, it's so icredibly cute! Some of the artwork of krogan babies is also amazing.

Sorry for being in the minority that go "Aww" instead of "Die alien freak!!!", but I thought one of the ideas of Mass Effect was that all life, dextro, levo or even synthetic is precious, worth saving and adorable when young (except that there aren't any geth babies).

Now I really support blue babies and I really hope my Liaramancing Shep will get lots of those, but why not spiky babies, scaly babies or whatever quarian babies really look like *rejecting Tali stock image*?

More cuteness for everyone!

Modifié par Cecilia L, 29 avril 2012 - 01:13 .

[Sgt Stryker]

Cecilia L wrote...

Sorry for being in the minority that go "Aww" instead of "Die alien freak!!!", but I thought one of the ideas of Mass Effect was that all life, dextro, levo or even synthetic is precious, worth saving and adorable when young (except that there aren't any geth babies).

Nope.

Modifié par Sgt Stryker, 29 avril 2012 - 01:21 .

[Cecilia L]

Here's a challenge to all artists out there by the way:

Quarian baby looking like quarian is supposed to look...

[Cecilia L]

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Cecilia L wrote...

Sorry for being in the minority that go "Aww" instead of "Die alien freak!!!", but I thought one of the ideas of Mass Effect was that all life, dextro, levo or even synthetic is precious, worth saving and adorable when young (except that there aren't any geth babies).

Nope.

Well off course not reapers. With them, it's "DIE SYNTHETIC ALIEN FREAK DIE!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!"

Modifié par Cecilia L, 29 avril 2012 - 01:24 .

[txmn1016]

I found it even more of a kick in the quad when they dangled the whole adoption thing in front of me and then killed me (or forever separated me from Garrus) 20 minutes later.

[fle6isnow]

Cecilia L wrote...

Here's a challenge to all artists out there by the way:

Quarian baby looking like quarian is supposed to look...

Challenge acce-- oh wait, I suck at drawing.

Back to posting more artistic people's renditions of spiky babies, I guess.



Here's one with Uncle Wrex!

[SirBob1613]

KILL IT WITH FIRE