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[Taboo]

 Miranda can't have babies. This hurts me.

Someone needs to start an adoption thread.

[Eterna]

Everybody in this thread would be lying if they said they wouldn't want Garrus as a Father.

[Taboo]

Eterna5 wrote...

Everybody in this thread would be lying if they said they wouldn't want Garrus as a Father.

The thought pleases me.

He'd be a pretty cool dad.

[Isichar]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Eterna5 wrote...

Everybody in this thread would be lying if they said they wouldn't want Garrus as a Father.

The thought pleases me.

He'd be a pretty cool dad.

Id bet money he would name his son after Shepard.

[Taboo]

But I wanted to give Miranda and Shepard the family they never had.

THIS HURTS ME BIOWARE.

[lordnyx1]

Taboo-XX wrote...

But I wanted to give Miranda and Shepard the family they never had.

THIS HURTS ME BIOWARE.

Bah I'm sure shepard could snag some of Miranda's dna and blend it with his own, grow some twins in a tank and say here honey.
The broken ribs would mend eventually. :happy:

Isichar wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Eterna5 wrote...

Everybody in this thread would be lying if they said they wouldn't want Garrus as a Father.

The thought pleases me.

He'd be a pretty cool dad.

Id bet money he would name his son after Shepard.

Anna Vakarian would make an odd male name.

Modifié par lordnyx1, 29 avril 2012 - 03:44 .

[Red Dust]

In my headcanon, Shepard and Garrus adopts all the babies! Krogan, turian, salarian, human, hanar, drell... maybe not asari, though, because it'd be weird if their kid outlives the both of them.

.....Children outliving their parents is.. weird?

[Thepeak12]

Pelle6666 wrote...

Imagine giving birth to that! ouch.... =/

Iminent internal bleeding.

[Sgt Stryker]

Taboo-XX wrote...

 Miranda can't have babies. This hurts me.

Someone needs to start an adoption thread.

I'd say this is already an adoption thread.

[fle6isnow]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Why stop at blue/krogan/spikey? ADOPT ALL THE BABIES.

**unfortunate snippage of absolutely adorable pic**

source

YESSS ADOPT THEM ALL. Like pokemon.

Red Dust wrote...

In my headcanon, Shepard and
Garrus adopts all the babies! Krogan, turian, salarian, human, hanar,
drell... maybe not asari, though, because it'd be weird if their kid
outlives the both of them.

.....Children outliving their parents is.. weird?

I mean, outliving them by centuries. Or like, the parents dying while the kid is just in the equivalent of Asari grade school or something.

[kglaser]

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am. But I can't not say it: PLEASE for the love of God, NO MUTANT TURIAN-HUMAN BABIES! XP

[fle6isnow]

kglaser wrote...

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am. But I can't not say it: PLEASE for the love of God, NO MUTANT TURIAN-HUMAN BABIES! XP

Yeah, agreed. It's just... not possible. At all. But these are adopted cute spiky babies, so yay!

[Sgt Stryker]

fle6isnow wrote...

Red Dust wrote...

In my headcanon, Shepard and
Garrus adopts all the babies! Krogan, turian, salarian, human, hanar,
drell... maybe not asari, though, because it'd be weird if their kid
outlives the both of them.

.....Children outliving their parents is.. weird?

I mean, outliving them by centuries. Or like, the parents dying while the kid is just in the equivalent of Asari grade school or something.

Wasn't there a fully-grown 60 year old asari on Illium talking about how she was finally moving out of her parents' home? Liara is barely into her 100s and she has a doctorate degree. At the very least, I would imagine that Shepard would live long enough to see his/her asari kid go off to asari college.

[rfalzar]

fle6isnow wrote...

kglaser wrote...

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am. But I can't not say it: PLEASE for the love of God, NO MUTANT TURIAN-HUMAN BABIES! XP

Yeah, agreed. It's just... not possible. At all. But these are adopted cute spiky babies, so yay!

Impossible? I say nay! Shep can steal Mordin's lab equipment. Adorable little abominations coming right up!

[ThatDancingTurian]

fle6isnow wrote...

kglaser wrote...

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am. But I can't not say it: PLEASE for the love of God, NO MUTANT TURIAN-HUMAN BABIES! XP

Yeah, agreed. It's just... not possible. At all. But these are adopted cute spiky babies, so yay!

Thirded, I'm all for adopting war orphans. Come on, those kids need homes. Like Jona! Poor Jona.

[EnvyTB075]

kglaser wrote...

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am.

[Cecilia L]

kglaser wrote...

You will never, ever, ever find a bigger Garrus fanatic than I am. But I can't not say it: PLEASE for the love of God, NO MUTANT TURIAN-HUMAN BABIES! XP

Then you are obviously not the biggest Garrus fanatic. Turian-human abominations would be ADORABLE. And just think of how incredibly awesome Shep/Garrus's children would be! Some are talking about raising asari commando units with Liara, which I highly approve of, but if Shep and Garrus had just one child, with their combines awesomeness it would be the most dangerous, badass, awesome being ever. And pretty too!

Now, biologi IS against them, and adopted blue, spiky and scaly babies are great, but just to create that super-baby I'd be willing to allow a little (or really sophisticated science).

[fle6isnow]

Moar little spiky babies!

[Hogge87]

MinatheBrat wrote...

I think MamaShep and Garrus are cute together!
Tho I think it was definitely adoption..LOL

I KNOW that it's adoption.
Mordin mentions that if femshep swallows, she could die from an alergic reaction. I believe that the... natural way would have the same results.

[The Protheans]

fle6isnow wrote...


This excellent art comes from The Tasteful Exhibitionist. (Has NSFW pics, beware)

Yes, it's a wonder this can't be posted.
Great pictures.

[AlienSpaceBats]

Uh...
I've said it before and I'll say it again, some ME fans are just WEIRD.
Should never have clicked on that link to the artist's blog

/sickeverywhere

[The Protheans]

AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Uh...
I've said it before and I'll say it again, some ME fans are just WEIRD.
Should never have clicked on that link to the artist's blog

/sickeverywhere

You got issues and I need tissues.

Modifié par The Protheans, 30 avril 2012 - 09:48 .

[Elite Midget]

So... They adopted, huh?

[ardensia]

Thanks, fle6isnow. I think I had gone a full week without imagining the horrors of having a turian-human baby in utero. I will now proceed to spend the next hour huddled in a little ball in the corner.

Seriously, though. I always figured my femShep and Garrus would just adopt krogan babies. After all, they've already raised one together. And the psychotic biotic Jack. How hard could it be to take on another krogan baby?

But I'd go for a turian baby, too, if Garrus felt some sort of obligation to get one. So long as my femShep doesn't have to push it out. And I have yet to see an artist rendition of a human-turian hybrid that wasn't a face only a mother could love.

Taboo-XX wrote...

Or you could have sex with.........your own species.

 

Pffft. Where's your sense of adventure? It adds a whole new dynamic when one of you could die from anaphylactic shock during the act.

Modifié par ardensia, 01 mai 2012 - 08:09 .

[Prosarian]

Oh man I clicked on that link and oh man... **** **** ****.

What is she doing with those two turians, what are all those scratches on her body. That'...that ewwww....

Good God.