dreman9999 wrote...
Badassfully....
So much win!
THE MASS EFFECT LOLS THREAD
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Mastermadskills
, avril 29 2012 09:03
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#727
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 11:44
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This took me forever to get it right. Enjoy the lols!
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HOW
Every gamer in gameville liked good endings a lot,
But it seems Casey Hudson, who wrote them, DID NOT.
Casey wrote them himself, and refused to see reason
Yelling "Sell all this bull**** by holiday season!"
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his brain or his shoes,
He gave us all three ****ty endings to choose.
He called up his broker, and he started to frown,
EA's stock was in free-fall, going down down DOWN DOWN!
He checked on the gamers in gameville beneath,
They were swearing, despairing, and gritting their teeth!
The Hudson grew worred as anger grew hotter,
The fans had awoken and were calling for slaughter,
The fans stared at Hudson and asked, “DEAR GOD, WHY???”
Yelling “WHY DID YOU F**K UP THIS AWESOME GAME? WHY?!?!”
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick:
Atristic Integrity would be his new schtick!
“There is art in these endings.” Is how Hudson replied.
And each gamer in gameville either facepalmed or cried.
His new schtick didn't work, EA's stock dropping faster
Casey made up more lies to help fix this disaster:
“Don't fret the EC will help make this all clear.”
“I’ll have it fixed up. Then I’ll bring it back here!”
His fib fooled the gamers, and they went back to bed.
Trusting Casey to fix dreaded green, blue, and red.
Casey had won and achieved his desire:
He lol'd as his stock went back up, the old liar.
"I hope they like SLIDESHOWS" Casey cackled with glee,
"You can romance StarChild and the upgrade is FREE!"
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#736
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:07
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from Idealist to Cynic in 3 years. That's the liara I know. You forgot the Shepard part though.mcgreggers99 wrote...
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Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:09
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#738
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:21
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Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:23
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Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:25
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StElmo wrote...dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
I know im gonna like this.
EDIT (future StElmo here):
Sorry to BioWare for my previously crappy attitude in this post, I've matured out of being a snarky internet commentor.
Very sorry if I made anyones day worse with the comments I make. Many apologies. I've grown up.
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Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:27
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I love the "Vader's alive?" part..StElmo wrote...
StElmo wrote...
I know im gonna like this.dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
And I ****ing did! hahaha. That was awesome. It just highlights how poorly done these endings are.
#742
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:29
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#743
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:32
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...And then the death star exploded. And some how, Luke and everyone made it ok to Endor....The end.JediHealerCosmin wrote...
dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
That was... beautiful
#744
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:37
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Oh come on. It's incredibly obvious what happened. We just lack the artistic integrity to understand itdreman9999 wrote...
...And then the death star exploded. And some how, Luke and everyone made it ok to Endor....The end.JediHealerCosmin wrote...
dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
That was... beautiful
#745
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:39
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...Force magic!JediHealerCosmin wrote...
Oh come on. It's incredibly obvious what happened. We just lack the artistic integrity to understand itdreman9999 wrote...
...And then the death star exploded. And some how, Luke and everyone made it ok to Endor....The end.JediHealerCosmin wrote...
dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
That was... beautiful
#746
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 12:48
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dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
I lol so hard I had tears rolling.
Totally hilarious.
#747
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 01:25
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I wanted to post congratulating each person who made me laugh in this thread...but on account of the ENTIRE thread being pure straight-up awesome I think a big pat on the back to you all is in order.
Keep the lols coming
Keep the lols coming
#749
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 05:09
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mcgreggers99 wrote...
This one is still one of my favorites....Hank Shepard (Hill) lol
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Posté 08 mai 2012 - 05:12
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The highest rated comments currently are perfect.dreman9999 wrote...
If Star Wars had many endings like Mass Effect 3
