THE MASS EFFECT LOLS THREAD
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#752
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 05:24
RedTail F22
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Mastermadskills wrote...
This took me forever to get it right. Enjoy the lols!
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HOWthe grinchCASEY HUDSON STOLEchristmasMASS EFFECT
Every gamer in gameville liked good endings a lot,
But it seems Casey Hudson, who wrote them, DID NOT.
Casey wrote them himself, and refused to see reason
Yelling "Sell all this bull**** by holiday season!"
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his brain or his shoes,
He gave us all three ****ty endings to choose.
He called up his broker, and he started to frown,
EA's stock was in free-fall, going down down DOWN DOWN!
He checked on the gamers in gameville beneath,
They were swearing, despairing, and gritting their teeth!
The Hudson grew worred as anger grew hotter,
The fans had awoken and were calling for slaughter,
The fans stared at Hudson and asked, “DEAR GOD, WHY???”
Yelling “WHY DID YOU F**K UP THIS AWESOME GAME? WHY?!?!”
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick:
Atristic Integrity would be his new schtick!
“There is art in these endings.” Is how Hudson replied.
And each gamer in gameville either facepalmed or cried.
His new schtick didn't work, EA's stock dropping faster
Casey made up more lies to help fix this disaster:
“Don't fret the EC will help make this all clear.”
“I’ll have it fixed up. Then I’ll bring it back here!”
His fib fooled the gamers, and they went back to bed.
Trusting Casey to fix dreaded green, blue, and red.
Casey had won and achieved his desire:
He lol'd as his stock went back up, the old liar.
"I hope they like SLIDESHOWS" Casey cackled with glee,
"You can romance StarChild and the upgrade is FREE!"
lmao Thank you for this
#753
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 05:29
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THIS is what I call art!A0170 wrote...
DLC???
#754
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 08:47
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mcgreggers99 wrote...
mcgreggers99 wrote...
This one is still one of my favorites....Hank Shepard (Hill) lol
That's TIM Hill, chief.
#756
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 09:09
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#757
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 09:19
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iSpider-Man wrote...
A0170 wrote...
MrFob wrote...
Alright, posting this one in the right place for a change.
Did you know, the dev teeam actually hinted at the correct choice for the ending with the arrangement of the 3 options? No, well just take a look:
Way to blow my mind...
and play the Breaking Benjamin song ... Blow me away!!!! wooo
#758
Posté 08 mai 2012 - 11:26
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nopantsisabela wrote...
This made me laugh for a good five minutes straight,
#759
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 01:43
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RedTail F22 wrote...
Mastermadskills wrote...
This took me forever to get it right. Enjoy the lols!
=============================================================================
HOWthe grinchCASEY HUDSON STOLEchristmasMASS EFFECT
Every gamer in gameville liked good endings a lot,
But it seems Casey Hudson, who wrote them, DID NOT.
Casey wrote them himself, and refused to see reason
Yelling "Sell all this bull**** by holiday season!"
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his brain or his shoes,
He gave us all three ****ty endings to choose.
He called up his broker, and he started to frown,
EA's stock was in free-fall, going down down DOWN DOWN!
He checked on the gamers in gameville beneath,
They were swearing, despairing, and gritting their teeth!
The Hudson grew worred as anger grew hotter,
The fans had awoken and were calling for slaughter,
The fans stared at Hudson and asked, “DEAR GOD, WHY???”
Yelling “WHY DID YOU F**K UP THIS AWESOME GAME? WHY?!?!”
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick:
Atristic Integrity would be his new schtick!
“There is art in these endings.” Is how Hudson replied.
And each gamer in gameville either facepalmed or cried.
His new schtick didn't work, EA's stock dropping faster
Casey made up more lies to help fix this disaster:
“Don't fret the EC will help make this all clear.”
“I’ll have it fixed up. Then I’ll bring it back here!”
His fib fooled the gamers, and they went back to bed.
Trusting Casey to fix dreaded green, blue, and red.
Casey had won and achieved his desire:
He lol'd as his stock went back up, the old liar.
"I hope they like SLIDESHOWS" Casey cackled with glee,
"You can romance StarChild and the upgrade is FREE!"
lmao Thank you for this
I write poetry when I'm bored.
#760
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 01:47
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This thread is full of win, esp the first page
#761
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 01:51
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Tankcommander wrote...
This thread is full of win, esp the first page
Damn right! I was the one who did all the first page.
Now read my poem plox. That **** took me like 3 hours, and it's a work of art!
Modifié par Mastermadskills, 09 mai 2012 - 01:57 .
#762
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:04
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dorktainian wrote...
+1
This should be circulated as widely as EA's misleading ad...
#763
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:08
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Mastermadskills wrote...
HOWthe grinchCASEY HUDSON STOLEchristmasMASS EFFECT
I thought this was the best post on the thread. I thought wrong. This is the best post on the whole damn
#764
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:14
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StElmo wrote...
This. A true analogy the "artistic integrity!" blubberers fail to see.
#765
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:16
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mcgreggers99 wrote...
I sell eezo and eezo accessories
mcgreggers99 wrote...
Nice take on Rosie the Riveter.
Modifié par Sledge454, 09 mai 2012 - 02:17 .
#766
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:21
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mcgreggers99 wrote...
oh this is so awesome
#767
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:26
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Mastermadskills wrote...
HOWthe grinchCASEY HUDSON STOLEchristmasMASS EFFECT
#768
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 05:08
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Mastermadskills wrote...
This took me forever to get it right. Enjoy the lols!
=============================================================================
HOWthe grinchCASEY HUDSON STOLEchristmasMASS EFFECT
Every gamer in gameville liked good endings a lot,
But it seems Casey Hudson, who wrote them, DID NOT.
Casey wrote them himself, and refused to see reason
Yelling "Sell all this bull**** by holiday season!"
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his brain or his shoes,
He gave us all three ****ty endings to choose.
He called up his broker, and he started to frown,
EA's stock was in free-fall, going down down DOWN DOWN!
He checked on the gamers in gameville beneath,
They were swearing, despairing, and gritting their teeth!
The Hudson grew worred as anger grew hotter,
The fans had awoken and were calling for slaughter,
The fans stared at Hudson and asked, “DEAR GOD, WHY???”
Yelling “WHY DID YOU F**K UP THIS AWESOME GAME? WHY?!?!”
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick:
Atristic Integrity would be his new schtick!
“There is art in these endings.” Is how Hudson replied.
And each gamer in gameville either facepalmed or cried.
His new schtick didn't work, EA's stock dropping faster
Casey made up more lies to help fix this disaster:
“Don't fret the EC will help make this all clear.”
“I’ll have it fixed up. Then I’ll bring it back here!”
His fib fooled the gamers, and they went back to bed.
Trusting Casey to fix dreaded green, blue, and red.
Casey had won and achieved his desire:
He lol'd as his stock went back up, the old liar.
"I hope they like SLIDESHOWS" Casey cackled with glee,
"You can romance StarChild and the upgrade is FREE!"
Well done laddie!
#769
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 06:02
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I present to you, Javik's new CD;
Front cover
Back cover
Front cover
Back cover
#770
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 06:29
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^^^^^^^^
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLA!
Secret Track: Calibrations (Preview of Arcangelic's new record, "Poppin' and Lockin', Scopin' and Droppin'"
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLA!
Secret Track: Calibrations (Preview of Arcangelic's new record, "Poppin' and Lockin', Scopin' and Droppin'"
#772
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 07:05
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Alyka wrote...
I present to you, Javik's new CD;
Front cover
Back cover
LOL. What an awesome album that would be.
#773
Posté 09 mai 2012 - 02:56
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ULTIMATE DIPLOMACY
SUPREME DIVERSION
RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
DO FEAR THE REAPER
Modifié par LilBates101, 09 mai 2012 - 02:57 .
