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[Abraham_uk]

Errrrreeeeeecccch!

Drake: Uh oh. It's the Banshees. Everyone get into position. Damn I hate those things.
Elenor: Just hold on a moment. I'm taking a picture. This will make great journalism.
Sullivan: Always taking pictures of ugly creatures.
Drake: Run! It's charging at us. Okay. I'm going to climb that mountain. I need you two to distract it with everything you've got.
Chloe: What do you want me to do?
Drake: Kill some husks and pick me up if I'm dangling at the top of a mountain for too long!

Harbinger: Drake this hurts you!

[Abraham_uk]

Admiral Hackett: What's going on? Over half our war assets haven't turned up!

Admiral Kayle: Well the Blood Pack, Blue Suns and Eclypse are busy retaking Omega. The Volus, Hanar and Drell are busy protecting their respective homeworlds.

Admiral Hacket: The remaining Baterians that Shepard recuited?

Admiral Kayle: They joined N7 Special forces and then all got killed by 11 waves of reapers, geth and cerberus fighters. It was tragic.

Admiral Hackett: Makes sense. A damn pity but I can't blame them. What about that Volus bombing fleet. Shepard sacrificed an entire colony for that.

Admiral Kayle: They've been decimated protecting the Volus homeworld.

Admiral Hackett: What about the Eden Prime resistance movement?

Admiral Kayle: They were all killed by Cerberus.

Admiral Hackett: So what you're telling me is Shepard wasted five days wondering up and down the Citadel doing dull side quests for nothing?

Admiral Kayle: We got some reaper codes. They fell into Cerberus hands and a load of people on the Citadel got indoctrinated just before the station teleported.

Admiral Hackett: Should we inform Shepard that all that hard work was for nothing?

Admiral Kayle: No. I think Shepard has enough to deal with, without this piece of bad news.

[Photonkun]

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

[Tankcommander]

Photonkun wrote...

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

Only one complaint...where is Samus's Varia Suit?

[A0170]

http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

[zaeeds rage]

 

[zaeeds rage]

 

[EricHVela]

Phoenix Burning wrote...

http://images.4chan....36748625409.jpg

She shoulda took a running jump instead.

[zaeeds rage]

 Might be posted already, but www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par zaeeds rage, 11 mai 2012 - 10:43 .

[mage110011]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Phoenix Burning wrote...

http://images.4chan....36748625409.jpg

She shoulda took a running jump instead.

"Tali Pounce"

[zaeeds rage]

 


 

Modifié par zaeeds rage, 11 mai 2012 - 10:52 .

[Joryn01]

Photonkun wrote...

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

Anmd Shepard has slept with every single one of them.

[Deathstroke123]

Joryn01 wrote...

Photonkun wrote...

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

Anmd Shepard has slept with every single one of them.

Especially Optimus.

[DatRandomGuy1]

i.minus.com/ib1cAAxYHuNtk8.jpg

Such a shame it's true.

Modifié par DatRandomGuy1, 11 mai 2012 - 11:28 .

[howieloader]

zaeeds rage wrote...


 

I laughed so hard...

[Gen Petitt]

howieloader wrote...

zaeeds rage wrote...


**hahasnip**

I laughed so hard...

I am so glad I made Liara mad at me for gloating about killing her mom

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 12 mai 2012 - 12:53 .

[Oni Changas]

howieloader wrote...

zaeeds rage wrote...


 

I laughed so hard...

Just imagining a pre-indoctrinated Saren and Nihlus having this discussion. Can't blame him at all, haha.
(and all those femshep-Liara gifs are creepy as hell)

[incinerator950]

[EricHVela]

zaeeds rage wrote...

Only because this totally needs to be in a gag-reel DLC.

[Dannycni]

Oh my word, this thread is fantastic, I can't stop bursting out laughing

[EricHVela]

In Mass Effect, I prescribed a painkiller known as: NOVACAIN

NOVA

CAIN

[NasiraShepard]

Mastermadskills wrote...

This is amazing. Gotta love lotr and mass effect together!!!!! 

[SovereignWillReturn]

Photonkun wrote...

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

Needs Moar Space Marines.

[Gen Petitt]

SovereignWillReturn wrote...

Photonkun wrote...

Move over Avengers. Heres the REAL BAD **** team force.

**badasssnip

Needs Moar Space Marines.

NO! It needs more SPARTANs so the reapers are kill easily Sangeli also acceptable

[zaeeds rage]