Uh... dudes... it's
Tali.
Talifappers may not romance her in
every playthrough, but that doesn't mean she still isn't their property. Just because they ain't hittin' it, don't mean anyone else can.
She's gotta be
pure, that slice gotta be untainted until their masterly ShepMojo has time to be a-tapp'n, them sweet, sweet,
sweet Talijuices uncontaminated by even the thought of anyone but them have their tastytaste, like a tightly-packed suited-up purple Elf-y cotton candy... oh,
yeeeeahhhh.....
Hell, there's likely a subset of Taliclowns that probably even resent that other people
own the game, because that means someone not them is having Tali whisper sweet nothings in ears not their own.
It's not like Garrus and Tali could have kids, dextro-alike or not. They're still two
seperate species, regardless. The second Tali even envinces interest in anyone not a Talifan, she becomes a filthy, lying backstabbing Taliwh0re. She is
ruined, made impure and imperfect. Life ends. The universe loses meaning, light, heat, purpose.
Of course, you have to be a Pure TaliFan, a True TaliFan, One Of The Chosen By Tali, to understand the subtle nuances at play involving the lustfully respectful
*snicker* worship of the One True Quarian Goddess.
It's no wonder y'all be missing the point so hard.
Modifié par JakeMacDon, 01 mai 2012 - 02:54 .