InglouriousBosh-Tets wrote...
Let me paint you a picture: it's 4am, I'm laying on my couch browsing this thread and I get to your comments. Seconds later, I swear to Baby Jesus, the cookie in my mouth was all over my keyboard. No idea how it happened, but I was too busy laughing like a retarded seal to think about it until now. Props.
Thanks. Sorry about both cookie and keyboard. I figure if you can't "dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullsh!t". Even if it's
really obvious bullsh!t.
P.S. between the jokes/cookie gibs your points are solid. Tali, Garrus, and all the other characters have depth outside of their interactions with Shepard, that's what makes them great. Calling "Dibs!" on any of them and slapping a chastity belt on them in every subsequent playthrough is almost like playing God with the supporting characters.
Indeed, as my argument has been all along - if we take these characters
as real within the universe of the story - it is ludicrous to think that they are simply static critters who do nothing unless Sir Issac Shepard acts upon them. My friends do not go home and sit blank-eyed on the couch until I call them and set them in motion - and that girl I liked, Amy - but never talked to past casual conversation because I was trying to get it on with Sharon?
Well, get this - girls have
functioning minds of their own! Who knew? It totally came outta left field because, hey, all de wimmins want me mojo and
only me mojo (
and I was saving her for later if Sharon turned into a huge b!tch) - but she went and hooked up with my buddy totally behind my back when I wasn't looking.
What a
wh0re! I had to go grab me a slice of Janice just to teach the dumb girl a lesson.
*wipes a away tear of manly macho mirth* Awww, for the days of 'rule of thumb', yeah? I tell ya.
P.P.S. Gay boobies...is that even a thing?
Uhm... would it be accurate to say that lesbians have gay boobies? Or are boobies gender neutral and just so fantastic that all and sundry can enjoy them? I'm going with the second thing.
Boobies Rule, gay or not.