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[dualityim]

 Like everyone else this weekend I've been fighting a lot of Cerberus. I keep finding Nemeses in my scope, my crosshairs centered on their tight little bodies in that skimpy latex outfit. And as this repeats over time the strangest thing is happening...I'm starting to find them attractive. Is this happening to anybody else? I try to get close to them but they just keep running away...

[hammyhamstersy]

hmmm... well I'm more of a phantom's kind of guy

[BoomDynamite]

It's Nemesese

[Theghostof_timmy]

Yeah, their metallic and computer-y screeching is just music to my ears.

[BoomDynamite]

Hear a buzzing in your ear Saren?

[Quibii]

For me, it's both Nemesis, and Phantoms.

[born2beagator]

Banshees beat them both

[MoeRayShep]

I smell Rule 34 afoot.

[JackGradus]

BoomDynamite wrote...

It's Nemesese

Nemeses, they're not a language.

And yeah, I feel a pang of guilt every time I kill a Nemesis or Phantom.  I just want to cradle them in my arms and tell them everything is going to be alright, while simultaneously standing on the Illusive Man's neck.

[BoomDynamite]

Geth do not have hormones. They are a structural weakness.

[Carson95]

I'm curious what are they saying

[dualityim]

hammyhamstersy wrote...

hmmm... well I'm more of a phantom's kind of guy

The thing with phantoms is that they don't run away when you try to approach them. Maybe this "playing hard to get" thing works...

[Pee Jae]

Indoctrination? *nods* Indoctrination.

[BoomDynamite]

t_skwerl wrote...

Indoctrination? *nods* Indoctrination.

*Points to Saren reference posted earlier.*

[Tangster]

I can ****** to this.

[hammyhamstersy]

dualityim wrote...

hammyhamstersy wrote...

hmmm... well I'm more of a phantom's kind of guy

The thing with phantoms is that they don't run away when you try to approach them. Maybe this "playing hard to get" thing works...

well facing a phantom is like a dance... she does a cute little 'hiya!' as she chops at me with her sword and I have to hop, roll, dance out of the way.  Then it's my turn to run towards her and her turn to flip out of the way. It's a dance.... a dance of LUVEEEE 

Much more stimulating than nemesisess.  

[born2beagator]

We are a twisted community.

[brian_breed]

MoeRayShep wrote...

I smell Rule 34 afoot.

mmm.... a foot.

[Pee Jae]

BoomDynamite wrote...

t_skwerl wrote...

Indoctrination? *nods* Indoctrination.

*Points to Saren reference posted earlier.*

Mmhmm. It's too late. We'll have to kill him now.

[BoomDynamite]

brian_breed wrote...

MoeRayShep wrote...

I smell Rule 34 afoot.

mmm.... a foot.

That reminds me of Spongebob. Old school Spongebob.

[BoomDynamite]

t_skwerl wrote...

BoomDynamite wrote...

t_skwerl wrote...

Indoctrination? *nods* Indoctrination.

*Points to Saren reference posted earlier.*

Mmhmm. It's too late. We'll have to kill him now.

WAIT WAIT! PARAGON CHECK!

[Nightmare Sabin]

I'm more of a Ravager guy. Those fleshy sacs are so hot.

[Quibii]

born2beagator wrote...

We are a twisted community.

Agreed. But twisted is fun, is it not?

[MoeRayShep]

Bioware should license official Nemesis costumes for this coming Halloween; you'll know a lady wearing one of these is checking you out when you see a laser being shined on you.
"Let me get up close to you baby, I'll show you my omni-tool".