So since recently, the multi-player has been messing up, I among others, have been unable to play. After looking through some forums, this random idea came to mind. Jokes, having to do with the Mass Effect universe. Not jokes from the games though, just having to do with the games. Post your jokes, even though most of them will be terrible. (As expected.)
"You will be asari you shot him." Heh. Sounded so much better in my head.
Terrible Mass Effect Jokes.
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Quibii
, mai 02 2012 04:02
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:04
Theghostof_timmy
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That guy who has the "Garrus Vakarian Facts":
"If you have 5 credits, and Garrus Vakarian has 5 credits, Garrus has more money than you." Those were just amazing, I sat there and read them all.
"If you have 5 credits, and Garrus Vakarian has 5 credits, Garrus has more money than you." Those were just amazing, I sat there and read them all.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:05
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MsLub wrote...
The ending.
First thing that came to mind when I had this idea.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:06
Biotic_Warlock
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The forum members. Most are a joke.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:08
Theghostof_timmy
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"Turian around, Criminal scum!"
"Geth the F* out of mah neighborhood!"
"Geth the F* out of mah neighborhood!"
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:09
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GETH TO THE CHOPPA!
A Salarian the hand is worth Turian the bush
A Salarian the hand is worth Turian the bush
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:10
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Biotic_Warlock wrote...
The forum members. Most are a joke.
I lol'd xD well played
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:10
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What do you say when you get into a car accident on Thessia?
"I'm A-SARI. It's JUST-I-CAR."
"I'm A-SARI. It's JUST-I-CAR."
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:11
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InfamousResult wrote...
What do you say when you get into a car accident on Thessia?
"I'm A-SARI. It's JUST-I-CAR."
Lololololololololol
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:12
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omg this thread has all kinds of win potential
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:13
THE NOOBIE NOOB WHO TYPES IN CAPS
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What shepard replies to Garrus at the citadel:"Glad you're hre Garrus, never know when the bottles might revolt"
What's the Difference between Shepard and Liara?
One spent a gae fighting the collectors, the other spent a game fighting the Reapers.
The Novaguards that show up on gold, attempt facerol and shout WHYUNOREZ?!?! into the mike for about 25 minutes of the game...
What's the Difference between Shepard and Liara?
One spent a gae fighting the collectors, the other spent a game fighting the Reapers.
The Novaguards that show up on gold, attempt facerol and shout WHYUNOREZ?!?! into the mike for about 25 minutes of the game...
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:14
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That's more of a pun
I lost my hair so I had to use some krogain.
I lost my hair so I had to use some krogain.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:14
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This thread is likely to give me indigestion...
Oh, wait: Mass effect fields!
Oh, wait: Mass effect fields!
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:14
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Biotic_Warlock wrote...
The forum members. Most are a joke.
You should watch your language. Offensive
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:14
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A salarian walks into a bar.
Barman says, "why the long face?"
*ba-dum tish*
Barman says, "why the long face?"
*ba-dum tish*
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:17
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MsLub wrote...
The ending.
This is the most epic Mass Effect 3 joke. EVAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:21
Theghostof_timmy
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Let's not make this into a rage thread people, let's enjoy some harmless crappy jokes, or awesome, completely full of win jokes in InfamousResult's case.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:23
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herculeswill22 wrote...
Let's not make this into a rage thread people, let's enjoy some harmless crappy jokes, or awesome, completely full of win jokes in InfamousResult's case.
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:25
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Sorry in advance 
What the difference between a masseuse on craigslist and Mass Effect 3 ?
Only one gives you a happy ending...
What the difference between a masseuse on craigslist and Mass Effect 3 ?
Only one gives you a happy ending...
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:31
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What do you call the King of the Dinosaurs in the ME Universe?
Tyrannosaurus Wrex!
An Asari walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why so blue?".
A Salarian Auctioneer would be epic. (not a joke just an observation)
Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the TWF?
Hulk Krogan
I'm sorry for those. D:
Tyrannosaurus Wrex!
An Asari walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why so blue?".
A Salarian Auctioneer would be epic. (not a joke just an observation)
Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the TWF?
Hulk Krogan
I'm sorry for those. D:
