What happened to the Vorcha submarine?
We forgeth to close the screen door.
How do Vorcha learn to breath underwater?
We already answer dat.
Terrible Mass Effect Jokes.
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#29
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:47
Koshiir
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Haha, Shepards face in the post above me is priceless! 
Here's mine:
Here's mine:
Modifié par Koshiir, 02 mai 2012 - 04:49 .
#30
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:48
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What was Ben Franklin's favorite weapon in Mass Effect 3?
The KEY-SHOCK Harpoon Gun!
The KEY-SHOCK Harpoon Gun!
#31
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:50
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InfamousResult wrote...
What was Ben Franklin's favorite weapon in Mass Effect 3?
The KEY-SHOCK Harpoon Gun!
Duuuude! Did you draw this? That's really well done!
And the pun is pretty good, too!
Modifié par Koshiir, 02 mai 2012 - 04:51 .
#32
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:50
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Nightmare Sabin wrote...
Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the TWF?
Hulk Krogan
Ha
#33
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:53
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Nightmare Sabin wrote...
What do you call the King of the Dinosaurs in the ME Universe?
Tyrannosaurus Wrex!
An Asari walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why so blue?".
A Salarian Auctioneer would be epic. (not a joke just an observation)
Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the TWF?
Hulk Krogan
I'm sorry for those. D:
That last one is great. I have a sudden urge to deck out my Krogan Soldier in yellow and orange and melee things while listening to "Real American"...
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:58
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Koshiir wrote...
Duuuude! Did you draw this? That's really well done!
And the pun is pretty good, too!
Yeah, I had to doodle it up just for the sake of the joke.
Thanks for the compliment!
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:58
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Mordin: "Shapard. How was your dalliance with Subject Zero?"
Shepard: "I almost fell into her singularity."
Mordin [Concerned]: "Hmm. Perhaps I should have prescribed additional. . ." *Puts on sunglasses* ". . . Anti-biotics."
YEAAAAAAH
Shepard: "I almost fell into her singularity."
Mordin [Concerned]: "Hmm. Perhaps I should have prescribed additional. . ." *Puts on sunglasses* ". . . Anti-biotics."
YEAAAAAAH
Modifié par Severyx, 02 mai 2012 - 04:59 .
#37
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 04:59
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cremrock wrote...
That last one is great. I have a sudden urge to deck out my Krogan Soldier in yellow and orange and melee things while listening to "Real American"...
SPEAKING OF REAL AMERICAN KROGANS..
( no I will never stop shamelessly promoting my AmeriKrogan comics don't ask )
#38
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:02
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I used to run gold missions! But i took an arrow in the server! ;-)
#39
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:03
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#40
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:09
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Who are the Batarians?
The Turian version of Batman.
The Turian version of Batman.
#41
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:09
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What's the rarest form of trading card?
Collectors Edition.
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Collectors Edition.
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Modifié par Hankami, 02 mai 2012 - 05:10 .
#42
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:09
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So a Krogan walks into a bar with a Pyjak on his shoulder and orders a drink. The bartender is puzzled, but serves him. After a few more drinks with no words spoken, the bartender can't take it anymore: "I gotta ask you, where did you get that thing?" The Pyjak says, "On Tuchanka...these things are everywhere!"
#43
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:15
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Okay, this is a Mass Effect version of a classic engineering joke.Here goes:
Normady SR-2 crew quarters: Dr. Liara T'Soni, James Vega and Garrus Vakarian are discussing
whether it is better to invest in a serious relationship or keep an Asari mistress.
Liara: "I enjoy spending time with Shepard, building a solid foundation for an enduring realtionship."
Vega: "There's no point in solid relationships until we're done with the reapers. Consort Sha'ira all the way!"
Garrus Vakarian: "I like both."
Liara / Vega: "Both?!?"
Garrus Vakarian: "Yeah. If you have a serious realionship and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other and you can go to the main battery and get some serious calibrations done."
Normady SR-2 crew quarters: Dr. Liara T'Soni, James Vega and Garrus Vakarian are discussing
whether it is better to invest in a serious relationship or keep an Asari mistress.
Liara: "I enjoy spending time with Shepard, building a solid foundation for an enduring realtionship."
Vega: "There's no point in solid relationships until we're done with the reapers. Consort Sha'ira all the way!"
Garrus Vakarian: "I like both."
Liara / Vega: "Both?!?"
Garrus Vakarian: "Yeah. If you have a serious realionship and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other and you can go to the main battery and get some serious calibrations done."
Modifié par Rite All Wrong, 02 mai 2012 - 05:19 .
#44
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:28
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So, a Krogan and a Salarian walk through a foggy valley ...
#45
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:34
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This has always been my favorite. LMAO
#46
Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:36
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scottster117 wrote...
This has always been my favorite. LMAO
THIS ! Best thing ever !
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 05:58
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Posté 02 mai 2012 - 06:25
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The tulomorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanksher: " I didn't know your parnaps could glow."
