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[GordianKnot42]

(Hopefully.)  Knock knock.

Who's there?

(Giddily.)  Dekunna.

Dekunna who?

(Stifling raucous laughter.)  Dekunna Matata.  What a wonderful phrase.

Modifié par GordianKnot42, 02 mai 2012 - 08:40 .

[molecularman]

Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad!

[ssxpro]

 An asari, a quarian and a human are having lunch.

A passing Elcor wishes to understand their food choices and asks each one in turn:

The asari answers "A yogurt, because it's pro-biotic".

The quarian responds "Shampoo, I'm still totally worth it".

The human replies "Why, my favourite food on the Citadel"

Hmmm, needs work.

[nwj94]

This form physically hurt, yet I still read every page.

[GordianKnot42]

Q: How many Krogans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  MMMMMRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!



Q:  Why did the Krogan cross the road?
A:  MMMMMRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!



Knock knock.

Who's there?

Krogan.

Krogan wh--

MMMMMRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Atomic Space Vixen]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Infiltrator with a Javelin!

Infiltrator with a Javelin w...OW!

Headshot!

[withneelandi]

Q - Whats the most popular 70's rock band amongst Asari Adepts

A - Stasis Quo

Oh yes.

[Kamuchi]

We have no beginning, we have no end
All we got on rez day was a godbrat sent

[HeinekenSeeker]

1.) How do we know the Reapers visit our galaxy every 50,000 years?

  Paleontologists uncovered a few bones of brutes, carbon dated them, and fabricated a complete skeleton mis-naming it a "Turianasaurus Wrex".


2.) Have you seen the new Kevin Costner remake of Dances with Wolves set in the Mass Effect universe?

  It is now renamed Dances with Husks.  My favorite scene is when he retells the story of how he saved a child from a charging Krogan Vanguard and repeats "Tuchanka, Tuchanka".


3.) What do you call a faction of Geth who left the ME Universe for the D&D Forgotten Realms Universe?

  Gethyanki.

[Nightmare Sabin]

How did the Citadel races defeat the Rachni entrenched in their homeworld lairs?

With a Krogan Horse!

[tvih]

Why do Hanar like Japanese schoolgirls?

[NobodyofConsequence]

tvih wrote...

Why do Hanar like Japanese schoolgirls?

Easy, tentacles... ladies.

[panda1pandemic]

Wesus wrote...

http://t3.gstatic.co...s_TyVEF-Fa8PjaQ

Haha this one's my favorite!

[Mendelevosa]

Wrex and Grunt walk into a bar, and now they own it........

[Mendelevosa]

What did the Christian ME fanboy say to his friend?

"The Lord is my Shepard"

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 02 mai 2012 - 10:15 .

[DrDillyBar]

Q: What does a Krogan say when he hits a golf ball poorly?
A: Fore Tuchanka!

[Tel47]

I think someone at Bioware picked the wrong colour on the server. then it went BOOOOOOOOOM. lol

Modifié par Tel47, 02 mai 2012 - 10:25 .

[The Protheans]

What did Ashley say to Jacob?


Give a homie some love

[Mendelevosa]

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What did Ashley say to Jacob?


Give a homie some love

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[The Protheans]

Mendelevosa wrote...

The Protheans wrote...

What did Ashley say to Jacob?


Give a homie some love

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Wait for it, wait for it....











Too dark humored?

Modifié par The Protheans, 02 mai 2012 - 10:32 .

[Azhazel]

gethinych wrote...

A salarian walks into a bar.

Barman says, "why the long face?"

*ba-dum tish*

hhahaha!! i'd like to see the gaze of the salarian give to the barman!

[Azhazel]

FollowMeClosely wrote...

i almost died laughting

[pyroboy2290]

MsLub wrote...

The ending.

^This

[january42]

What does hard-boiled quarian detective keep in his flask?

Emergency Deduction Port