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[BoomDynamite]

Zaeed.

[Azrever XVII]

What do you get when you cross a rachni with a krogan? MY MOM! WHOOOOO!

Such a regular joke.

[Rhaigun]

Joker: Commander, we've gone over this before. If I attempt what you're suggesting, I could break my legs.
Shepard: And....
Joker: And, I'd be stuck in the pilots seat for 6 weeks! Unable to get up and go anywhere!
Shepard: And, that's different from what you do now?
Joker: Noted. I will attempt this "dirty dancing" with EDI.

[Miriad]

I laughed at the 25000 for the aquarium for about 5 minutes

[m00nsister]

Lots of pain and lol in this thread. Keep 'em coming!

[brain_damage]

Shouldn't have read this thread during lectures. Laughing out lout manically is not a good thing when everybody's quiet.

[Moonwish]

Did you know why are the ME developers Adepts,Vanguards and Sentinels? Because its BioWare......

[Moonwish]

Do you know which Infiltrators get the most money? The SALARYans.....

And when I imagine a NovaGuard suffering in diarrhea chargin into a toilet. and slamming it to pieces just because of habit.

How do the admins call the women they do not like?
BANshe

[Moonwish]

A Quarian and a Krogan gets lost in a jungle.
Q: We are lost, what are we gonna do? What if stumble on sime wild agressive animal?
K: Don't worry, I have a GPS....

Modifié par Moonwish, 04 mai 2012 - 12:26 .

[Severyx]

What do you call someone who favors the geth after studying all of the violent history between them and their creators in great detail?

An antiquarian.

[Moonwish]

What has low damage, medium weight, not so good automatic fire, low capacity, no real uses, stupid name choice and not the Eagle?



I lied, its the Eagle.

[gethinych]

Severyx wrote...

What do you call someone who favors the geth after studying all of the violent history between them and their creators in great detail?

An antiquarian.

Brilliant!

[Escocido]

This hurts me.

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Right before launching the final assault on the Reapers, Shepard was walking up to the Normandy's main battery. Little did he know what awaited him behind that closed door. Sure enough, when he entered, he saw that Tali and Garrus were locked in an embrace.

Undaunted, Garrus kept on his cool face and said to Shepard: "Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some Talibrations."

Modifié par Olaf_de_IJsbeer, 04 mai 2012 - 12:49 .

[Doc1981]

+1 for the heavy weave
"I see vorcha did there"

What does the audience scream after a concert on Dekuuna? 
"Elcor, Elcor, Elcor"

Modifié par Doc1981, 04 mai 2012 - 01:07 .

[KiraTsukasa]

One time, at spectre camp...

[Chealec]

A new tattoo parlour has opened in the financial district run by a Quarian... called "Boss Tatts"

[Rite All Wrong]

Chealec wrote...

A new tattoo parlour has opened in the financial district run by a Quarian... called "Boss Tatts"

... or was it "Posh Tatts"?

[X_Bacon]

Moonwish wrote...

And when I imagine a NovaGuard suffering in diarrhea chargin into a toilet. and slamming it to pieces just because of habit.

Oh god why am I laughing at this?

[BobFettle]

Wesus wrote...

http://t3.gstatic.co...s_TyVEF-Fa8PjaQ

This one is my all time fav!

[MitchZoR]

As Arnold Swarzenegger would say:

GET TO TUCHANKA!!!!!!

Get to the chopper.


IT'S NOT A TURIAN!!!


It's not a tumor.

[kormoram]

I have all games of Mass Effect series: Mass Effect & Mass Effect 2.
.
.
. . . and Mass dEffect.

[BobFettle]

scottster117 wrote...

This has always been my favorite. LMAO  Research Heavy Bone Weave... <<Image removed>>

LMAO!!! classic!

[Infiltrat0r_N7]

InfamousResult wrote...

What do you say when you get into a car accident on Thessia?

"I'm A-SARI. It's JUST-I-CAR."