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[mekabar77]

Don't know who came up with that, but it made me chuckle:

"So many Geth, so little Prime!"

[Bioghost216]

With krogan strength condoms who need the genophage........KROGAN MAN!!!!!! I didn't come up with just want to share it.

[Tiamatshade]

"So, a human, an asari, and a volus walk into a bar..."

Ending with:

"The human says, 'You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!'"

Stolen and revisited from a related rpg game >.>

[Brohak]

Lenimph wrote...

What do Edi and the Azure have in common?

So ?

HellbirdIV wrote...

Here's a batarian joke I made up; 

A salarian, a turian and a human walk into a bar.
They walk up to the bartender and notice that he's a krogan.
The salarian asks for a beer, and the bartender says they don't serve his type around here.
The turian asks for a shot drink, and the bartender says they don't serve his type either.
The human gets indignant and yells at the bartender, "You can't refuse to serve them because of their species!" he says, "What happened to the krogan was generations ago and these two are innocent of the crimes of their forebears, and you are being racist by judging them for it."
"That may well be true, but we have a rule here", the bartender says, "No pants, no service."

Didn't get it...

[InfamousResult]

Infiltrat0r_N7 wrote...

InfamousResult wrote...

What do you say when you get into a car accident on Thessia?

"I'm A-SARI. It's JUST-I-CAR."

Oh no, I can't see your reaction. :'c

[XFactor777]

scottster117 wrote...

This has always been my favorite. LMAO

so priceless