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[Closet Gamer]

Okay, I don't find humor in video games typically...but I was in Tapster's Tavern speaking with all of the NPC's and stumbled on Nevin....

Nevin: Afternoon, stranger. You looking for a stool to share a brew?

1. Not interested, thanks.
2. Who are you?
3. Don't mind if I do.
4. You looking for a fist to share your face?

Modifié par Closet Gamer, 08 décembre 2009 - 08:20 .

[Kesshi]

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

[Fryce]

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

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Where did you find stuff like this? Hope im not missing an epic thread somewhere

[nuculerman]

 unless of course it looks like Lily and I were tag teaming Jowan in a restricted area.  In that case this is exactly what it looks like.  P.S it's true what they say about Blood Mage endurance; it sucks.

[Kesshi]

If I remember right, I got it from the screenshot thread. And if you haven't seen that thread, yes you're missing an epic thread!



It's pretty long, and images here don't render properly in my browser, so I never got through it all. But there are quite a few gems in there.

[Khalija]

Hehe, that's my screenshot.

Modifié par kvinna, 08 décembre 2009 - 09:17 .

[Fryce]

kvinna wrote...

SharpneI wrote...

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

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Where did you find stuff like this? Hope im not missing an epic thread somewhere [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/pinched.png[/smilie]

Hehe, that's my screenshot.

haha wow! bravo indeed! Im honored to meet the genuis haha

Kesshi wrote...

If I remember right, I got it from the screenshot thread. And if you haven't seen that thread, yes you're missing an epic thread!

It's
pretty long, and images here don't render properly in my browser, so I
never got through it all. But there are quite a few gems in
there.

Thank you for showing me that thread, off to ****** myself laughing

Modifié par SharpneI, 08 décembre 2009 - 09:18 .

[Tonya777]

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

HAHAHAHAHAHA  LOL

[Kesshi]

kvinna wrote...

Hehe, that's my screenshot.

Then you, sir or madam, win one free internets.  Thank you for the laughs; I've showed it to a bunch of friends and many a laughs were had!

[Aedan_Cousland]

My favorite dialogue option is the one you get after you get the quest to play matchmaker between two elves in the Dalish camp. If your persuasian skill is high enough one of the ways to complete the quest is to betray the guy, and instead seduce the woman he wants to marry. When you return to report to him, and he asks if you spoke to her, your character can say, "bedded her in fact." LOL.

After that he of course complains bitterly, and you get two other equally hilarious diologue options. One is telling him that you were just 'sampling the goods,' and the other is telling him that she is more experienced now, as if you did him a favor.

[jones0901]

there is a funny one when liliana wants to tell you this story that is important to her and you can say, "go help allistar cook dinner" or some **** like that

[NatOreN]

I like the conversation about Alistair's sexual activity.

Alistair: "Well, I myself never had the pleasure. Not that I haven't thought about it, but... You know."
PC: "Oh, I see. You lack the proper parts."

Modifié par Saivar, 10 décembre 2009 - 03:50 .

[Bhatair]

I always get a laugh when morrigan gives you her ring.

"I have something for you."

Warden: "Is it bigger than breadbox?"

All in all this game has some pretty hilarious dialogue, it's hard to remember them all XD

And of course when Wynne attempts to tell you a story about Grey wardens and every dialogue choice you have has something pertaining to griphons.

Modifié par Bhatair, 10 décembre 2009 - 03:57 .

[rayvioletta]

Aedan_Cousland wrote...

My favorite dialogue option is the one you get after you get the quest to play matchmaker between two elves in the Dalish camp. If your persuasian skill is high enough one of the ways to complete the quest is to betray the guy, and instead seduce the woman he wants to marry. When you return to report to him, and he asks if you spoke to her, your character can say, "bedded her in fact." LOL.

After that he of course complains bitterly, and you get two other equally hilarious diologue options. One is telling him that you were just 'sampling the goods,' and the other is telling him that she is more experienced now, as if you did him a favor.

you can do it the other way around as a female character with equally amusing consequences. "you're the elf whatshis name mentioned" "oh, he mentioned me?" "screamed your name in bed"

[thebogle5]

The one that always gets me is when you have the side quest to tell women their husbands died in the war. If you have Oghren with you, you can have him say it. His line is something like..



Congratulations lady, your single!

[kevinwastaken]

thebogle5 wrote...

The one that always gets me is when you have the side quest to tell women their husbands died in the war. If you have Oghren with you, you can have him say it. His line is something like..

Congratulations lady, your single!

Ha, I never knew that. I always miss something.

[hOnOr]

I am basing my whole current playthough on the dialog option to say ...



"It's about time."



... when Anora wants to execute Alister.

[SusanStoHelit]

One of my favourite funny scenes is when you are a female mage. After the harrowing you can talk to Cullen (before you go to see Irving).



He's sweating and stammering, and the conversation goes:



Cullen - Th-they picked me as the templar to strike the killing blow if ... if you became an abomination. I-It's nothing personal; I swear! I ... uh, I'm just glad you're all right. You know.



Mage - Would you really have struck me down?



Cullen - I would've felt terrible about it... But...but I serve the Chantry and the maker, and I will do as I am commanded.



Mage - Maybe we could go elsewhere and ... continue our discussion?



Cullen - Elsewhere? What do you mean?



Mage - I've seen the way you look at me...



Cullen - Oh, my goodness. If you're saying ... what I think ... that would be really ... inappropriate and ... I couldn't. I - I should go.



At which point Cullen runs away, literally flees down the hallway as if being chased by, well you get the picture. With the visuals included, it's a screamer.

[DLAN_Immortality]

4. You looking for a fist to share your face?

Hohoho. Love it. I'll treasure this forever 

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

rayvioletta wrote...

Aedan_Cousland wrote...

My favorite dialogue option is the one you get after you get the quest to play matchmaker between two elves in the Dalish camp. If your persuasian skill is high enough one of the ways to complete the quest is to betray the guy, and instead seduce the woman he wants to marry. When you return to report to him, and he asks if you spoke to her, your character can say, "bedded her in fact." LOL.

After that he of course complains bitterly, and you get two other equally hilarious diologue options. One is telling him that you were just 'sampling the goods,' and the other is telling him that she is more experienced now, as if you did him a favor.

you can do it the other way around as a female character with equally amusing consequences. "you're the elf whatshis name mentioned" "oh, he mentioned me?" "screamed your name in bed"

Swiftly followed by quick change of scene...

Gehyna: CAMMEN, WHY YOU!!!

*Gehyna slaps Cammen*

[ponozsticka]

If you are friendly with Morrigan, you have option to say something like :



,,What´s wrong? You had your first feeling?"



Couldn´t stop laughing

[KingMuffin]

Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien wrote...

rayvioletta wrote...

Aedan_Cousland wrote...

My favorite dialogue option is the one you get after you get the quest to play matchmaker between two elves in the Dalish camp. If your persuasian skill is high enough one of the ways to complete the quest is to betray the guy, and instead seduce the woman he wants to marry. When you return to report to him, and he asks if you spoke to her, your character can say, "bedded her in fact." LOL.

After that he of course complains bitterly, and you get two other equally hilarious diologue options. One is telling him that you were just 'sampling the goods,' and the other is telling him that she is more experienced now, as if you did him a favor.

you can do it the other way around as a female character with equally amusing consequences. "you're the elf whatshis name mentioned" "oh, he mentioned me?" "screamed your name in bed"

Swiftly followed by quick change of scene...

Gehyna: CAMMEN, WHY YOU!!!

*Gehyna slaps Cammen*

My favorite part comes right after that
Cammen: But I did it for YOU Gehyna!

Oh Cammen, you really know how to melt a woman's heart

[Surberus]

Best dialogue line Ive heard so far: 'I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent'

Even my lady friend agreed that it was brilliant!

[thebogle5]

Surberus wrote...

Best dialogue line Ive heard so far: 'I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent'
Even my lady friend agreed that it was brilliant!

Hah hah, who said that?

[DarkSpiral]

Leliana. After she tells you she loves you, and then you tell her you feel the same, she gets flustered because she said it first.



And then you can say something to the effect of "You just said you feel comfortable around me, now you're stammering."