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[dragero]

I like the one in camp with the dog that involves Morrigan. She starts complaining about dog bringing her some chewed up object or something. My character told her dog must like her or something. She was obviously irritated, which made dog pout. When I commented that she made dog sad, she said "it's just manipulating you for attention. I know, I do it too."

[Endurium]

One I like that nobody's mentioned yet is after you get the dog out of the kitchen in the Human Noble origin, and you talk to your character's mother, you can tell her "Nan's head exploded and the dog ate the kitchen staff." Then Eleanor says something to the effect of "Well I hope he saved something for dinner."

[MarCaUM]

orzammar: well, look at that. its not often ol' Nadezda sees a fine dressed stranger here in dust town. help a poor cripple ?



4- What about a generous kick in the face if you ask again ?

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Endurium wrote...

One I like that nobody's mentioned yet is after you get the dog out of the kitchen in the Human Noble origin, and you talk to your character's mother, you can tell her "Nan's head exploded and the dog ate the kitchen staff." Then Eleanor says something to the effect of "Well I hope he saved something for dinner."

Yeah I chose that on the last human noble origin I went through. Was kinda stunned by Eleanor's response, was really expecting her to be a bit angry at my attempt at humour.

[DarkSpiral]

She's a Cousland. She's been putting up with that kind of amusing sarcasm from Bryce and Fergus all of your life; why should her youngest child be any different?



I point to the scene with the whole family gathered together as evidence.

[Ryndelas]

I love the banter between Oghren and Wynne when you have both in your party.

Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not?

Wynne: Pardon?

Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not?

Wynne: A "roll?"

Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark.

Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered.

Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working.



Walking through the Deep Roads and then randomly hearing this made the rest of the cave-trekking much more fun.

[Starlight]

Endurium wrote...

One I like that nobody's mentioned yet is after you get the dog out of the kitchen in the Human Noble origin, and you talk to your character's mother, you can tell her "Nan's head exploded and the dog ate the kitchen staff." Then Eleanor says something to the effect of "Well I hope he saved something for dinner."

Actually, the response of Eleanor is "Well, at least someone has got a good meal."

[Gecon]

You get a ton of sarcastic options when you talk to the Blood Mage in the mage origin. "A demon ! Die demon !", "Are you going through another personal crisis ?", "Condolescence, Lilli", ... . As I must have played through this one a douzen times by now, these options are now all I ever choose. Especially since after you have heard the complains of the guy so often all his constant complaining starts to get really annoying.

[Lauranis]

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

I just hurt myself from laughing at that, lmao

[Nokturnal Lex]

The pike twirling dialogue about allistair between Oghren and Wynne gave me some giggles.

And the weapon polishing dialogue between Oghren and Allistair was pretty good too.

I also enjoyed the

Me: Care to join my in my tent?
Morrigan: Shall i ask the fates what my answer may be?
Me: Now Woman!
Morrigan: Okie dok.

(Something along those lines)

Modifié par Nokturnal Lex, 11 décembre 2009 - 10:28 .

[Lauranis]

Nokturnal Lex wrote...

The pike twirling dialogue about allistair between Oghren and Wynne gave me some giggles.

And the weapon polishing dialogue between Oghren and Allistair was pretty good too.

I also enjoyed the

Me: Care to join my in my tent?
Morrigan: Shall i ask the fates what my answer may be?
Me: Now Woman!
Morrigan: Okie dok.

(Something along those lines)

Zev giving Alistair tips about sex had me laughing for an hour

[Bryy_Miller]

Shale to Dog: "I swear to you, dog, that if you lift your leg to me, I will destroy you."

[rayvioletta]

Allistair asking Leliana for advice on women is one of the most hilarious conversations I've heard

[DarkSpiral]

Allistair asking Leliana for advice on women is one of the most hilarious conversations I've heard

Huh. Does this occur if he is in a romance with the PC?

[rayvioletta]

I had it occur when he was at high favour with PC but he hadn't made a move yet

[valleyman88]

"The cake is a lie"

[OutsiderSubtype]

Duncan: "I understand congratulations are in order on your impending wedding."

City Elf: "Let's talk about your impending beating."

[owl208]

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

LOL.  Yes Irving..there ARE mages running around the tower in their underware!  

Haynes of all things!   They could have at least had the decency to wear Victoria's Secret!

Think of the shame and humility cast upon our circle!   Worse than any abomination....

[Louis deGuerre]

My favourite is probably the one where you return to the elf that lost his wife in the woods to give him the bad news.
You can drag out giving the answer for a very long time while the elf gets more and more hysterical, sorta like this :
I really don't know how to tell you...
...
I can't seem to find the right words...
...
I's too terrible to put into words...
...
etc
...
Oh my that was fun, still all good things must end, your wife is dead.

I''m probably a bad person but i couldn't stop laughing

Modifié par Louis deGuerre, 11 décembre 2009 - 02:29 .

[Stormstrider32]

My favorite one is after the love scene with morrigan.  She wants to talk about the relationship and one of the options is something like, "you're talking?"

[rayvioletta]

Og: so you and the Grey Warden huh?

Morrigan: I hope you don't mean Alistair

Og: does he even like girls?



pity I didn't have Alice in my party at the time, maybe he'd have made a reply

[thebogle5]

Poor Al... the brunt of many a joke..

[AKOdin]

Just saw the Zev and Wynne "busom" convo line... man is he persistent. The best part was when he faked a crisis of conscience for the SECOND time to get at her chest... which was magical.

[swk3000]

Zev: Yes, it is true. I regret everything. May I have a good cry in your bosom?

Wynne: Can you take nothing seriously?

Zev: Did I mention I am an orphan? I never knew my mother.



Wynne and Zev banter is amazing. I also like the one between Shale and Wynne:



Wynne: Why do you refer to me as the 'Elder Mage'?

Shale: Clearly because it is purple. And a hynena.



I still laugh about that one.

[tranj84cl]

I picked Morrigan and my dog to spring me from prison.  When they walked up to the guards, it gave me a choice:

1. Let Morrigan bluff
2. Let (Dog)..... bluff?

Needless to say I picked 2 had him continue to improvise.  Awesome.  They also should revamp security.