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[rayvioletta]

Morrigan to Og after he questions her shapeshifting: "Why, yes. I am actually a nug in human form. I have come to observe your kind"

[SuperD-710]

I've subscribed to this thread. More funny dialogues please.

[heretica]

 Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you.

Shale: If so, it is because I ate him.

shale <3

[XOGHunter246]

Shale: Why does the swamp witch still travel with the Grey Wardens?

Morrigan: You are of the opinion that I should not be?

Shale: I am curious. It seems as if it has little reason to stay.

Morrigan: The same could be said of you. There is no control rod commanding your presence, golem.

Shale: I have no history, and thus no purpose. The same cannot be said for the swamp witch. Its purpose is simply unknown.

Morrigan: Keep asking questions and I shall turn into a bird. I can do that.

Shale: (Snorts) I have no fear of birds.

Morrigan: Oh, I didn't say you were afraid. I would simply hover out of reach, hovering, waiting until...

Shale: Enough! I shall be silent.

Morrigan: Excellent choice.

[Servant of Nature]

Shale: I have noticed that the painted elf seeks the attention of the Grey Warden.

Zevran: He certainly does.
Shale: (Snorts) I watched many such couplings during the time I
spent immobile in Honnleath. Or should I say I was forced to watch. You
do know that this usually ends in reproduction. I have seen it many
times, indeed.

Zevran: Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun.
Shale: So you say. I have no idea how a golem is created, but I doubt I shall be creating one anytime soon.

Zevran: Just as well, I imagine. Any lover of yours would no doubt be quickly reduced to a puddle of bruises.

Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod.

Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.


I was in a giggling fit for several hours because of that last line.  Perfect.

Also:

Zevran: I noticed some dog drool in my pack this morning.
Dog: (Happy bark!)

Zevran: Not that I like to make accusations. And I even
appreciate the artistry behind a good burgle when I see it, to tell the
truth. But leaving all that drool as evidence? Sloppy.

Dog: (Happy bark!)

Zevran: I'll take that as an apology.

Dog: (Happy bark!)

Zevran: I'm so glad you're pleased. It really is quite something to find such enthusiasm in one's companions.

Dog: (Ecstatic bark!)

Zevran: I agree. Go, team. Hurrah.


And, my personal favorite:

Wynne: Alistair, may I have a word?

Alistair: Of course, anything for my favouritest mage ever.
Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are inseparable these days. Joined at the hip, almost.
Alistair: That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you think?

Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.

Alistair: Pardon?

Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and
the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your
arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl
and a boy really love each other --
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!

Wynne: Do you? Do you really?

Alistair: I certainly hope so.

Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you're all red and mottled. How cute.

Alistair: You did that on purpose!
Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?

Alistair: Because you're wicked. That frail old lady act? I'm so not fooled. I'm on to you now.


And pretty much everything that the Bandit Leader outside of Lothering says.

[XOGHunter246]

too drunk to read all of that lol

[Ponce de Leon]

I loved the lines of the Crimson Oars... No wait, I love that merc group. I want to be part of it, HAR HA!!!

[vickiediablos]

Oghren: There you are. Wanted to talk to you.

Me: What about?

Oghren: You and I, we've... You know how sometimes, you spend time with... people, and things... Hm.

Me: I love you, too, Oghren.



I lol'd in real life.

[Forsakerr]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Shale to Dog: "I swear to you, dog, that if you lift your leg to me, I will destroy you."

nah Shale says: pow! not destroy you

[rumblefv]

Pretty much anything coming from Oghren is comedy gold. His exchanges with Zevran are hilarious. I particularly love this one with Morrigan:

Oghren: Have you ever thought about getting yourself a husband, Morrigan? It might do you some good, you know.
Morrigan: Tie myself to another with bonds of servitude? It serves no purpose.
Oghren: Don't you want little Morrigans running about some day? The pitter-pat of little witchy feet?
Morrigan: You say that as if one is necessary for the other to follow. My mother needed no husband to have her daughters.
Oghren: But you're not ugly, old forest witch. I'm sure you can land yourself a proper husband if you just show a bit more skin.
Morrigan: Is that how you "landed" your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort.
Oghren: Now that's just mean.

Modifié par rumblefv, 12 décembre 2009 - 03:25 .

[dtking3]

My favorite part comes right after that
Cammen: But I did it for YOU Gehyna!

And if Zevran is in your party, he has a great quip, saying "why didn't I think of using that line?" or some such  

[Lunacee2d]

kvinna wrote...

Hehe, that's my screenshot.

Many thanks to those who pointed out the screenshot thread and for those who provided the screenshots! I can't remember the last time I  laughed so hard reading a forum

[thebogle5]

rumblefv wrote...

Oghren: But you're not ugly, old forest witch. I'm sure you can land yourself a proper husband if you just show a bit more skin.

I think it's great that Oghren thinks Morrigan of all people needs to "show more skin" to land a husband... is he blind?

[Forsakerr]

thebogle5 wrote...

rumblefv wrote...

Oghren: But you're not ugly, old forest witch. I'm sure you can land yourself a proper husband if you just show a bit more skin.

I think it's great that Oghren thinks Morrigan of all people needs to "show more skin" to land a husband... is he blind?

beer goggles probably 

[Tserge]

Another one is when Shale has a man crush on Sten, while commenting about the way Sten fights.

Shale: I wish to say that it has been pleasant fighting at the qunari's side.
Sten: I feel the same. You are a remarkable construct, kadan. A warrior to be feared.
Shale: No more than the qunari, surely. The way it strikes down it's foes? Marvelous!
Sten: I smile each time you roar a battle cry, knowing our foes tremble.
Shale: I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form... how the light plays on its muscles... I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.
Sten: You, as well.

Modifié par Tserge, 12 décembre 2009 - 05:49 .

[thebogle5]

Tserge wrote...

Another one is when Shale has a man crush on Sten, while commenting about the way Sten fights.

Shale: I wish to say that it has been pleasant fighting at the qunari's side.
Sten: I feel the same. You are a remarkable construct, kadan. A warrior to be feared.
Shale: No more than the qunari, surely. The way it strikes down it's foes? Marvelous!
Sten: I smile each time you roar a battle cry, knowing our foes tremble.
Shale: I could watch you fight all day long. The skill you display, the form... how the light plays on its muscles... I mean, yes. Well done. With the fighting.
Sten: You, as well.

A bit of a secret Tserge concerning your comment... If you don't want to see a spoiler though, don't read it.

spoiler


spoiler


spoiler

Shale is actually a woman.. you find that out either if you take her to the Dwarf Paragon smith at the anvil, or if you just get heer approval high enough to open up an extra Tiag in the deep roads. So it's not a man crush.. 

[Tserge]

Spoiler.









yea, I just found out recently, after killing the insane woman, a horribly mutated monster and a freaking annoying spider



Still hilarious, if not even more.

[apantoliani]

rayvioletta wrote...

Og: so you and the Grey Warden huh?
Morrigan: I hope you don't mean Alistair
Og: does he even like girls?

pity I didn't have Alice in my party at the time, maybe he'd have made a reply

He does. He'll say "I'm standing right here."

[XOGHunter246]

morrigan made me laugh when she was speaking to Alistair about me and her relationship she replied saying something on the lines of if she need to suck anything of his she let him know he was getting all jealous of us lol that shut him up.

But i only did this for achievement and now i can't break up with her i want to romance leliana.

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 13 décembre 2009 - 12:06 .

[Louis deGuerre]

You can but you need to increase her approval and talk to her like forever. Just like real life

Eventually she'll ask you to dump morrigan for her.

[EricHVela]

I used the toolset to make my PC look exactly like Alistair. When we come up to the injured soldier in the Kolkari Wilds, he said "Who... is that? Grey... Wardens...?" while looking up at the two of us together.

[doubledeviant]

Leliana: "You are very beautiful Morrigan."

Morrigan: "Tell me something I do not know."

Leliana: "But you always dress in such rags. It suits you I suppose. A little tear here, a little rip there to show some skin. I understand."

Morrigan: "You understand I lived in a forest, I hope?"

Leliana: "Maybe we could get you in a nice dress one day. Silk. No, maybe velvet. Velvet is heavier, better to guard against the cold in Ferelden. Dark red velvet, yes. With gold embroidery. It should be cut low in the front of course, we don't want to hide your features."

Morrigan: "Stop looking at my breasts like that. Tis most disturbing!"

Leliana: "You don't think so? And if it's cut low in the front we must put your hair up to show off that lovely neck."

Morrigan: "You are insane. I would sooner let Alistair dress me."

Leliana: "It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!"

[Merilsell]

Oh I remember a few good lines too , lots of comedy gold happens at Fort drakon, though ^^

After Anora betrays you ,where you get captured in the prison and she storms into Arl Eamon estate to "confess" Zevran´s line is precious.

"I´m still waiting for a reason to not slid her throat and toss her in a river. I haven´t heard it yet." (Go Zevran it´s not that I would hinder you xD)

Or in the prison itself with Alistair:

PC: Remind me to strangle Anora, once we are out here.
Alistair: *excited* Oh,let me help you by pinning her down while you do that."

Sten is made of awesome as well. On the rescue mission with Zevran to you they have to past two guards. Once this is done, there is a hilarous dialog.

Zevran: See, everything worked smoothly ,my friend.
Sten: Astonishing. You have managed to get us even further away from the door than we were when we entered. Well done.
Zevran: Have some faith, dear Qunari, you are in the hands of a master assassin.
Sten: I would hate to see a novice, then.


Guard: What is your business at fort drakon?
Sten: I´m a giant with a wardog. Either I am making a delievery or I´m besieging your fort. Hope for the former.
Dog: [happy bark]
Guard: I wasn´t informed that we get a mabari
Sten: Must I put out the obvious. I´m a large,impatient man with a wardog. Rather let us in or get us one who will.
Dog: [angry bark]

once they are in:

Sten: I should know this is pointless, we should have fight our way in.
Dog: [concerned whine]
Sten:...and now I´m talking to an animal, I´ve been in this country for too long.

Part of a banter:

Alistair: In times like this I appreciate the difference between you and me.
Morrigan: In times like this I wonder about the difference between you ...and a toadstool.

Zevran: [....] We are brothers
Guard: Brothers? You don´t look alike at all.
Zevran: Actually we are twins.[....]
Ohgren: I´m the pretty one.

Alistair: "Funny the dreams you have when sleeping on a hard cold ground, isn´t it? Are you having strange dreams?
Female PC: Only ones where we making mad love in my tent.
Alistair *blank* I ....ehhh....oh I think I completely lost my train of thoughts...oh there it is..."

great stuff xD

[Fishy]

Zevran :; What's your plan for me for the future?

Me : I always need a friend!

Zevran: A friend?only that?Nothing more?

Me :Nothing More

Zevran ... Rabat-Joie!



Zevran - 5



Morrigan ..It's cold in my tents

me:What you think i'm attracted by you



*owned*





Leliana: Oh The stars

Me:Oh shup up and go cook something



Ohgren :HIC HIC....

Me: *Ohgren Mode*