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[DragonRageGT]

SwishiestB0g wrote...

It's not a dialogue option but the line in Kocari Wilds:

Mor: You fear Chasind Barbarians will swoop down upon you?

All: Yes and swooping is bad.

The way he delivers it.

I love the one where Leliana talks to Morrigan about dressing up, you can hear the hate in Morrigan's voice. It's so perfect.

heh.. I have quite a few of them in my "The Best Party" series...best party banter that is... 13 volumes so far... 14th in production! =)

"Stop looking at my breasts like that! 'Tis most disturbing!"
"We could go shopping together!"...
I love that one... ( that's in vol. 1)


And while Oghren is definitely my favourite char...
"Stick with the basics... leer and drool..." "Oh, the things I could do to you..."
"He's leering at me again!!!" ... "Did I say that out loud? hehehe"

My favourite banter so far will be in next volume:  Sten & Leliana, which starts that in my vol. 13 (softie kitten trainer): 

Sten: Stop that!
Leliana: (giggles) Stop what?
Sten: That! Looking at me and giggling!
Leliana:  I can't help it! You're so big and stoic! Who would have thought you'd be a big softie!
Sten: Stop saying that! I'm a soldier of the Beresaad! I am NOT a "softie"!
Leliana: (giggles) Softie!
Sten: ... I hate humans!

If you guys have some suggestions for party for party formation that I might have missed, please say so! Material is getting more scarce as the game progresses but there are still some funny ones ahead too!... and the link for the vids is in my sig! You're very welcome to watch them and relive those moments... with my ugly azz warden in the show too! =)

Oh I love that screenie too and have linked in some non DA forums around...

Modifié par RageGT, 13 décembre 2009 - 03:37 .

[DarkSpiral]

Merilsell wrote...
After Anora betrays you ,where you get captured in the prison and she storms into Arl Eamon estate to "confess" Zevran´s line is precious.

"I´m still waiting for a reason to not slid her throat and toss her in a river. I haven´t heard it yet." (Go Zevran it´s not that I would hinder you xD)

He says that?  Clearly I should not kill Cauthrien more often.

[ennairda]

Kesshi wrote...

Not mine, but this gave me a giggle...of course you have to see it in image form for it to make sense.

hahahahah!!!  

[thebogle5]

Leliana: But now it's getting late. I think I might... turn in early. I can't help but think how soft and warm my bedroll is.
Warden: I'm going to stay up and write in my journal.

Modifié par thebogle5, 15 décembre 2009 - 12:57 .

[tigrina]

RageGT wrote...
If you guys have some suggestions for party for party formation that I might have missed, please say so! Material is getting more scarce as the game progresses but there are still some funny ones ahead too!... and the link for the vids is in my sig! You're very welcome to watch them and relive those moments... with my ugly azz warden in the show too! =)

I've read quite a few, but I just saw one with Zev, Shale and Morrigan. I can't reproduce it right now but it was quite funny. Should try out more 3 options.

[BroBear Berbil]

"I'll honor you upside the head" - Provings, Dwarf Noble Origin.

[thebogle5]

Alister: I locked myself in a cage once when I was a child. For an entire day! Ahh.. good times.

[Tatooine92]

thebogle5 wrote...

Alister: I locked myself in a cage once when I was a child. For an entire day! Ahh.. good times.

Yes!  I heard that one.  xD  I also took him to Wonders of Thedas and he made some comment about Arl Eamon buying him a golem doll...  The way he said it, I don't think the purchase was very long ago.  xD

[InvaderErl]

(I've only heard it once so my memory is probably a bit shoddy but-)

Inside the Wonders of Thedas, Morrigan says, "As I suspected, there is nothing here of any... is that a Qunari fertility figure?!"

Modifié par InvaderErl, 15 décembre 2009 - 05:58 .

[kevinwastaken]

Shale at Wonders of Thedas:

"The only "wonder" is how everything got so brown."

Modifié par kevinwastaken, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:03 .

[Xeyska]

InvaderErl wrote...

(I've only heard it once so my memory is probably a bit shoddy but-)

Inside the Wonders of Thedas, Morrigan says, "As I suspected, there is nothing here of any... is that a Qunari fertility figure?!"

Replace "Qunari," with Chasind, and "figure," with statue.

Modifié par Xeyska, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:04 .

[InvaderErl]

Doh.

Thanks for the correction.

Modifié par InvaderErl, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:09 .

[Archonsg]

If you play a Dwarven lass and have both Oghren and Alistair in party and have been warming each other's bed.



Oghren : So what do you do with her legs?

Alistair : "Huh, what?"

Oghren : "You know, dwarven legs aren't very ornamental so what do you do with them...when you know...?

Alistair: "Uhh...I don't do anything with them ...."

Oghren : "Ahhh.. so you just get them out of the way and right to the goods..."

Alistair : I am soooo not going there..."



Or something like that.

I wished I had paid more attention but had tea spouting out of my nose at the time.

[Null]

thebogle5 wrote...

Leliana: But now it's getting late. I think I might... turn in early. I can't help but think how soft and warm my bedroll is.
Warden: I'm going to stay up and write in my journal.

Ahahaha that conversation made me chuckle a bit, even uploaded it on YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Mueller86, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:20 .

[Thiefy]

Archonsg wrote...

If you play a Dwarven lass and have both Oghren and Alistair in party and have been warming each other's bed.

Oghren : So what do you do with her legs?
Alistair : "Huh, what?"
Oghren : "You know, dwarven legs aren't very ornamental so what do you do with them...when you know...?
Alistair: "Uhh...I don't do anything with them ...."
Oghren : "Ahhh.. so you just get them out of the way and right to the goods..."
Alistair : I am soooo not going there..."

Or something like that.
I wished I had paid more attention but had tea spouting out of my nose at the time.

he says that with all females, or i assume he does, since he told that to him with my noble pc. except alistair ended with "right um....thanks." or something along those lines

my jaw seriously dropped when i heard that. I was like "They seriously did NOT just say that.....did they?"

[Null]

I'm pretty sure someone came across a dialogue bug, you know when you click on one of you party member's portraits they say stuff like "yes?" "what?" "do this. do that.".



Well I got Alistair up to +100 (Friendly) and now he's saying stuff like "My love?" "Yeeeeeeees?"



I'm a guy.



I had this problem with Leliana in my last playthrough, I got her to +100 (Friendly) and she giggles like a schoolgirl and I wasn't romancing her.



Kind of funny.

[robertthebard]

Mueller86 wrote...

I'm pretty sure someone came across a dialogue bug, you know when you click on one of you party member's portraits they say stuff like "yes?" "what?" "do this. do that.".

Well I got Alistair up to +100 (Friendly) and now he's saying stuff like "My love?" "Yeeeeeeees?"

I'm a guy.

I had this problem with Leliana in my last playthrough, I got her to +100 (Friendly) and she giggles like a schoolgirl and I wasn't romancing her.

Kind of funny.

What's really funny is, for all her gruff exterior, Morrigan will do that too.  I discovered that in my first attempt at the floor puzzle in the temple to get to the Urn.  Funnier, because I was romancing Lel, so she was doing it too.  I'm not convinced the Maker himself didn't solve that puzzle to get those giggle boxes out of his puzzle room.

[thebogle5]

As far as those mouse-click responses from your companions, with Oghren, he let out a long loud belch, and with Zev, he let out this long annoyed sigh. like.. sigh.. what now. They both made me laugh.

[bunnie.riane]

This one actually made me laugh out loud


And this is the SPOILERS section, so, yeah. Big spoiler.


Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?

Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight.  Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.

Zevran: So just Loghain then.

Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?

Zevran: You know who I am, yes?  I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm.  Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[Muddyboot2701]

Zev when you try to loot the hermit's stump: "Allow me, I have a knack for putting my hands in dark holes."



Or something like that.



When Allister asks Wynne to mend his clothes because "You wouldn't want me to fight darkspawn with holes in my shirt,"



funny stuff.

[Caprasia]

I think my favourite 'Oghren' from the many gems is still his butting in if you take him along to fetch the Ashes:

Oghren: "So if we do what this Kolgrim wants, does this mean we aren't hunting their pet dragon? You're going to let this opportunity slip past you? Think of the glory....!"

Kolgrim: "You would hunt our lady for sport?!"

Ohgren: "Aww... you'll find another one soon enough... what if we save you a wing?"

Kolgrim: "You...."

PC: (Stay silent)

Kolgrim: "You will pay for this insult!"

Closely followed by his comment right after you watch the dragon flying around in the cutscene:

"A high dragon! A worthy opponent for the great Ohgren, wait till the boys back at Tapsters hear about this!"

Modifié par Caprasia, 15 décembre 2009 - 09:16 .

[kevinwastaken]

Caprasia wrote...

I think my favourite 'Oghren' from the many gems is still his butting in if you take him along to fetch the Ashes:

Oghren: "So if we do what this Kolgrim wants, does this mean we aren't hunting their pet dragon? You're going to let this opportunity slip past you? Think of the glory....!"

Kolgrim: "You would hunt our lady for sport?!"

Ohgren: "Aww... you'll find another one soon enough... what if we save you a wing?"

Kolgrim: "You...."

PC: (Stay silent)

Kolgrim: "You will pay for this insult!"

Closely followed by his comment right after you watch the dragon flying around in the cutscene:

"A high dragon! A worthy opponent for the great Ohgren, wait till the boys back at Tapsters hear about this!"

That's good stuff, I'm going to have to start a new character and beeline for Orzimmar. Tired of missing out on Oghren moments.

[thebogle5]

Colenda wrote...

Morrigan: You're much taller than I expected.
Loghain: Am I? You expected me to be short?
Morrigan: Well, you are also younger than I imagined. Great generals are supposed to be old men who sit far from the battlefield.
Loghain: I have never been, nor hope to be, a great general, then.
Morrigan: No? I suppose that explains your loss at Ostagar, then.

Snap!!

[apantoliani]

So Morrigan and Zevran both get Loghain pretty good. Awesome. Both of those cracked me up pretty good, particularly Zev's "I'm terribly broken up about it."