DevilBeast wrote...
CrazyRah wrote...
The best thing with threads like this one is the hilarious reactions from all the Liara fanboys/girls. It's pure gold
I take that as a compliment
You shouldn't buuuuut.
Whatever.
DevilBeast wrote...
CrazyRah wrote...
The best thing with threads like this one is the hilarious reactions from all the Liara fanboys/girls. It's pure gold
I take that as a compliment
Guest_SergeantSnookie_*
Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...
He doesn't need one; he's guessing. Glorious speculation, the crazier the better; Walters would be proud.Zardoc wrote...
SergeantSnookie wrote...
DevilBeast wrote...
Stygian1 wrote...
Anyone>Liara. She's one of the worst characters in the series.
Seriously, my entirely heterosexual male shepard would hook up with Kaidan's rotting corpse before he'd hit Miss tentacle head.
Hmmm.... Talimancer, right??
I'd guess 90% of Liara haters are.
Sauce?
Modifié par DevilBeast, 03 mai 2012 - 12:30 .
Guest_SergeantSnookie_*
Stygian1 wrote...
You know if BioWare really wanted to troll their fanbase (and apparently they do) they should have made Liara cheat on Shepard with Javik.
"That's what you get for buying Day 1 DLC!" -says Javik as he pulls his tongue from Liara's mouth.
siTom Lehrer wrote...
I like all 3 Liaras. After all why should we not like a bipolar split personality inept information broker that is also blue?
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
And then have Garrus steal Tali from you regardless of whether or not you romanced her.
Modifié par alec1898, 03 mai 2012 - 12:34 .
SergeantSnookie wrote...
Stygian1 wrote...
You know if BioWare really wanted to troll their fanbase (and apparently they do) they should have made Liara cheat on Shepard with Javik.
"That's what you get for buying Day 1 DLC!" -says Javik as he pulls his tongue from Liara's mouth.
And then have Garrus steal Tali from you regardless of whether or not you romanced her.
Modifié par Stygian1, 03 mai 2012 - 12:32 .
Now, that's not fair. It would be incredibly cruel -Stygian1 wrote...
You know if BioWare really wanted to troll their fanbase (and apparently they do) they should have made Liara cheat on Shepard with Javik.
"That's what you get for buying Day 1 DLC!" -says Javik as he pulls his tongue from Liara's mouth.
Modifié par Mr. Big Pimpin, 03 mai 2012 - 12:34 .
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
SergeantSnookie wrote...
Stygian1 wrote...
You know if BioWare really wanted to troll their fanbase (and apparently they do) they should have made Liara cheat on Shepard with Javik.
"That's what you get for buying Day 1 DLC!" -says Javik as he pulls his tongue from Liara's mouth.
And then have Garrus steal Tali from you regardless of whether or not you romanced her.
Guest_SergeantSnookie_*
alec1898 wrote...
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
Yes, but everyone hates udina. That doesn't make for a very good debate now, does it?And then have Garrus steal Tali from you regardless of whether or not you romanced her.
As long as it's Garrus, I'm fine. I lost to space batman, how can I compete?
(damnit, I just destroyed those quotes, XD)
Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...
What about... Allers?Stygian1 wrote...
Anyone>Liara. She's one of the worst characters in the series.
Seriously, my entirely heterosexual male shepard would hook up with Kaidan's rotting corpse before he'd hit Miss tentacle head.
Not me.SergeantSnookie wrote...
DevilBeast wrote...
Stygian1 wrote...
Anyone>Liara. She's one of the worst characters in the series.
Seriously, my entirely heterosexual male shepard would hook up with Kaidan's rotting corpse before he'd hit Miss tentacle head.
Hmmm.... Talimancer, right??
I'd guess 90% of Liara haters are.
Modifié par Whacka, 03 mai 2012 - 12:35 .
General Skidog wrote...
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
Udina has a romance sub plot?
General Skidog wrote...
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
Udina has a romance sub plot?
does it matter? Udina Romance or not this thread is just....uselessGeneral Skidog wrote...
ediskrad327 wrote...
i hate Udina and i'm not making "i Hate Udina" threads
Udina has a romance sub plot?
General Skidog wrote...
Ok, controversial title. I'm bound to upset the majority of the forum with thread, but i don't care, after my 3rd play through of ME3 I need to get this of my chest as it pisses me off just as much as the ending. If you are sensitive about Liara, leave now...
I hate Liara, i have since day 1 of ME1. I've never liked the 'Bond Girl' type characters and the whole vulnerable damsel in distress who fall's for the main protagonist role that Liara plays in ME1. But it's been clear, IMO, That she is Bioware's 'flagship romance' she comes on the strongest of any of the LI's. She is right there in your face about it too.
Shep: "Hey, Liara, it was tough back there on Therum, are you ok?"
Liara: "Shepard, it's so kind of you to look in on me. Do you want to be more than just friends since you obviously care so much?"
Or
Shep: "Hey Liara, hows it hanging?
Liara: "I WANT YOU IN MY MIND PANTS!"
WTF, i've only just met you and you're proclaiming a deep connection and feelings for me? have some respect for yourself woman!.
Exaggeration, sure, but that's practically how it comes off if you're not looking to romance her.
But what pisses me off the most is that she's blatantly BioWare's canon LI. There is sentiment expressed in several places that Liara is who BioWare "wants" you to choose.
Consider:
- Liara is the only squadmate who cannot die at any stage.
- Liara is the only character thus far to have a romance across all 3 games.
- Yes, i know the Genesis comic is terrible, but The LI choice seems stacked in Liara's favour. Liara has a "romantic introduction" but Ashley/Kaidan do not. They introduce Liara is "As intelligent as she is beautiful. "The mindmelds were "different but... not at all unpleasant." WTF! pretty sure I roleplayed the "Gah! WTF was that! I just got brain probed!, gtfo my mind!" option.
- Liara had her own comic and DLC tied directly into the main storyline. (btw BioWare, Learning about the KEY events in a game should not rely on comics and DLC) Even the 'From Ashes' DLC makes her plot essential.
- Liara is essential through out the series. Not just with violating Shepards personal boundaries in ME1 with that whole mindmeld thing, or recovering Shepard's body and becoming the Shadow Broker. But also as a squad member in ME3, I played as a soldier who sacrificed Kadian and didn't initially download the 'From Ashes' DLC. So i was stuck with Liara as the only available Biotic in my squad... seriously BioWare, WTF. Did you even take that into consideration? where's Jack, Samara and Miranda?. Oh, thats right, you gave them all some BS reason not to join my squad. I can't help feel like this was just another one of your schemes to milk more money out of your fans through day 1 DLC.
Moving on, it's not just the fact that BioWare have blatantly been playing favorites with her that pisses me off, but also that she's just a complete and utter douche. After being forced to take her on the Priority Thessia mission, she has a mini mental breakdown after seeing the Reapers on Thessia, and she was so shocked about how it was happening on her home world when Shepard had already seen it on Earth and she had even been there with Garrus to see it happen on Palavin. I mean seriously, how stuck up is she?. Then she proceeds to throw a **** fit at Javik, even though the Prothean beacon the asari had (if they gained knowledge from it as Shepard speculates) should have known the reapers were a real threat...
Finally, Her face appearing in Shepard's final moments, W.T.F BioWare... Jack is my LI, you already sidelined her, turned her into a cameo and gave her some BS reason not to join me on the Normandy. Now you have to deliver yet another slap to the face (in a game full of them) by implying that my Shepard, who's only LI has been Jack, is thinking of Liara in his final moments? I've spent the past 3 games being a dick towards Liara and systematically trying to find ways to kill her. I seriously i hope the IT is true and its just Harbinger trolling me by messing with Shepards head. But i suspect that it's just BioWare saying, 'Awwww, you didn't pick our canon LI? WELL F U!, here's the rest of the crappy ending, cheers for the £100+ you've spent on the ME series lololololololololol, now excuse me, EA need their genitalia caressing.'
I could go on, but i think I've ranted on enough...
So screw your crappy, dull, douche bag canon LI BioWare. I want DLC where Jack Nova Charge's her out of the Airlock.
Let the 'haters gonna hate/troll thread is a troll blah, blah, blah'
comments commence.