I realize the guys need their boobs and I would never condone restricting them. But speaking as a person who owns a pair… logic comes into play. The exaggerations are extreme to the point of distraction, and I can't help but think "Dude, those would be a real pain in the a** to bring to battle. Especially whilst wearing heels and scant clothing". Not to mention the sheer physics of it all.
What was wrong, exactly, with how the characters were drawn prior to ME3? I thought there was plen-ty o' boob to ogle at. Playing the game seemed to be the primary consideration. ME3? Not so much. Boobs galore. And in case you didn't catch it, more boobs. Oh, you didn't get enough boobs? Here's some more. Never mind that there would need to be an entire arsenal of specialized anti-tipping technology for support. Pun intended.
Now, if there was some consistency, i.e. the guys all running around with big ol quads flapping around. Not only is that NOT the case, the guys may as well be Ken dolls. AND they have bonus man boobs. What the? I mean, if you're gonna go down that road, at least balance the load. Pun intended again. Seriously. Go take a look at all the guys and see what I mean.
Part of what drew me to the Mass Effect franchise was that I thought, "Gee. A quality game that stands apart from the rest, because it doesn't rely on gratuity and cheap thrills to make up for a crappy story and characters." Especially with this being a futuristic game with interspecies relations, you'd think there would be less focus on boobs and more on storyline and dialog. Sadly, the content was not developed with as much…. gusto. It seems like a backwards trend, which is very unfortunate, because it alienates a large portion of the fan base, male and female (and whatever else) alike.
What gives? Simply enjoying boobs is not an acceptable answer. There were plenty of boobs. And honestly, if one must consume that much boobage, doesn't that shift ME to a completely different and far shallower plane? And if the consumption needs are that high do you really need to find it in a single video game? I held this trilogy to a much higher standard and I'm really curious to know how exactly Mass Effect went from immersive, compelling adventure to immersive, compelling, boobs.
I have more to add regarding this topic, but right now I need to go find myself an eezo fueled ta ta support system.
Modifié par Dont Kaidan Me, 04 mai 2012 - 01:32 .




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