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Yay! Expanded Ta Tas for All! Including Men!

Débuté par Dont Kaidan Me , mai 04 2012 12:55

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:41

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Zkyire wrote...

#2: Whose breasts are bigger?

I believe it goes:

Liara, Ashley, FemShep: enlarged
EDI: didn't even have them before, now they're huge
Miranda, Samara: unchanged, but very big beforehand
Tali, Jack, Kasumi: unchanged and with regular-size

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:41

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I'm Commander Shepard, and ta tas is the best store in the Citadel....

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:41

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A side note, what do you think of Ashley's self-esteem that she specifically let her hair down and got a boob job to compete with Miranda? Even in the future, women fight over a man. Guys just go find someone blue.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:42

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Zkyire wrote...
#1: Heterosexual males aren't the only ones who enjoy breasts.

#2: Whose breasts are bigger? Line up a series of pictures of every single recurring female character from ME1/ME2 beside pictures of their ME3 versions and then show me the proof that they've all had their breasts enlarged. Because I really, really do not believe this to be true.


#1: I don't disagree

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Hmmm. Images appearing in my edit, but not showing in my post. Something I should know?

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:43

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Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

Zkyire wrote...
#1: Heterosexual males aren't the only ones who enjoy breasts.

#2: Whose breasts are bigger? Line up a series of pictures of every single recurring female character from ME1/ME2 beside pictures of their ME3 versions and then show me the proof that they've all had their breasts enlarged. Because I really, really do not believe this to be true.


#1: I don't disagree

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Oh, you can't post images if you've recently signed up (for about one week, I believe). I'll quote your post to make them visible for you.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:45

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tMc Tallgeese wrote...

A side note, what do you think of Ashley's self-esteem that she specifically let her hair down and got a boob job to compete with Miranda? Even in the future, women fight over a man. Guys just go find someone blue.


Dude. For real? Are you just yankin' my chain? Better yet, if Kaidan got a boob job for male Shep. Oh, wait. He did.

(BTW I wish I could just thumbs up posts because you are a hilarious bunch)

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:46

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Liara's bigger all around. I think she may be preggers with Shep's lovechild. (Shhh - don't tell anyone!!)

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:47

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Hmm nothing I've said registers, this is just like the real world. I shall immediately go out and get myself an EDI blow-up doll and have it do my posts. People listen to impossibly sexualized robots.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:48

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Kaelef wrote...

Liara's bigger all around. I think she may be preggers with Shep's lovechild. (Shhh - don't tell anyone!!)

Oh great, did she mind-rape me again so she could have an illegitimate child? Not cool, Liara! I told you I only wanted to be friends! *sigh* When will she learn?

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:50

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tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Hmm nothing I've said registers, this is just like the real world. I shall immediately go out and get myself an EDI blow-up doll and have it do my posts. People listen to impossibly sexualized robots.


Huh? What? Did you say something? Well, go ahead and do that, but I am very much appreciating your input (seriously)! (And see response to previous remark above)

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:50

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Kaelef wrote...

Liara's bigger all around. I think she may be preggers with Shep's lovechild. (Shhh - don't tell anyone!!)

Oh great, did she mind-rape me again so she could have an illegitimate child? Not cool, Liara! I told you I only wanted to be friends! *sigh* When will she learn?


Asarians are all about sexing you up in your head.  You should wear ear plugs if you don't want little blue children based off your genetic variations running around.



P.S. This is why I love asarians.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:52

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The whole Miranda thing is just hilariously akward and stupid.

I had to wait for my lady friend to be somewhere else before I would even THINK of talking to Miss Lawson in ME2.

Because I know her reaction would have been, WTF KIND OF GAME IS THIS?! IS THIS LIKE PORNO STAR TREK?! WHO MAKES CLOTHS LIKE THAT?!

Bioware: The most well respected, classiest, intelligent story tellers in gaming.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:54

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One of the perks to joining up with EA was mandatory breast enlargement.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:56

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In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:58

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Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.



Except the plot.    :lol:  ;)  :innocent:  :whistle:  :D  :P  :crying:

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 01:59

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Didn't see your reply. Forgot about the same sex couplings. Guess both sexes need a boost in the future. Guess ME4 will come complete with enlargement ads on the Citadel.

First pitch: "Feeling like you don't stack up to those Krogan? That Asari's curves got you feeling flat? Arimax has a solution! Never again do you have to worry about being ignored!"

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:00

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Kaelef wrote...

Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.



Except the plot.    :lol:  ;)  :innocent:  :whistle:  :D  :P  :crying:


Hahahaha! How very.... American

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:01

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Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

Kaelef wrote...

Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.



Except the plot.    :lol:  ;)  :innocent:  :whistle:  :D  :P  :crying:


Hahahaha! How very.... American


too bad BW's Canadian

#44
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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:01

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tMc Tallgeese wrote...
First pitch: "Feeling like you don't stack up to those Krogan? That Asari's curves got you feeling flat? Arimax has a solution! Never again do you have to worry about being ignored!"


Just as long as it doesn't leave me all gangly and asymmetrical

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:02

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Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.

Indeed; Gears is certainly known for its oversexualized female characters. I mean, take a look at this:

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:03

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.

Indeed; Gears is certainly known for its oversexualized female characters. I mean, take a look at this:

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Bigger =/=oversexualized

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:05

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Cthulhu42 wrote...
Tali, Jack, Kasumi: unchanged and with regular-size

What?!
I'll never quit my country if that's the regular-size in other countries. ^^

More seriously that's just retcon like 68982163 other things in the game and not quite the worst.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:05

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Kilshrek wrote...

In drawing from the Gears experience, everything must be made bigger. The men, the women, the guns, the ships.

Everything.

Indeed; Gears is certainly known for its oversexualized female characters. I mean, take a look at this:

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Bigger =/=oversexualized

Well, compare Anya or Sam in size to EDI, Miranda, or Samara and the point still stands.

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#49
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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:07

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Haha great reference.

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Posté 04 mai 2012 - 02:08

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The treatment of the male characters appearances was so different to most female characters.

Bigger Moobs and smaller codpieces. Pretty restrictive for the old daddy bags. I wondered if they used a certain Mr Cowell as their inspiration?
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