The original tune including original lyrics so you can sing along!
And further down my slightly altered lyrics. Hope some people have a laugh, we might need it in these grimdark-times
[Bioware]
We are free and fairly sober
With so many ends to build
The story's kind of tricky
Probably someone will be killed
But we'd gladly work for nothing
[Fan]
Which is good because we don't intend to pay
[all]
The devs are back to work today
Hooray!
[Bioware]
We have just a couple weeks now
To make several dozens ends
And the labour isn't easy
[Fan]
Then you'll all work triple shifts
You can make the job go quicker if you stop the writers to smoke all the weed
[all]
It's back to work on the EC
[Bioware]
Hooray!
[Fan]
And though you've sold your art's integr'ty
Your pride will mask the pain
[Fan]
Let my surly smile warn your hearts
[Bioware]
There's "destroy" lodged in my brain
[Bioware]
We are getting awfully tired
And we can't work any faster
And we're very very sorry
[Retaker]
Why you selfish little bastards
Do you want the fans to think that Shepard's just a crummy empty handed jerk?
[Bioware]
(Ow, Ow)
[Retaker]
Then shut your yaps and back to work
[Bioware]
Now it's very nearly summer
And we've done the best we could
[Fan]
These ends are still poorly written
[Fans]
And not nearly as good as they should
[Retaker]
I should give you all a beating but I'll give it still a try
[Hudson]
If I weren't stuck here boozin' I'd harpoon you in the eye
[Bioware]
Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye
[Fan]
You did the best you could I guess and parts of this EC are just okay
[Bioware]
Hooray! We're adequate!
[all]
The devs have rescued Shepard's day! Hooray!
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