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[Dwarva]

I've just finished playing MotA and found my absolute favourite banter between companions (have copy and pasted from the wiki for ease):

• Hawke: If you can't get along, stop talking to each other.
• Aveline: This is us getting along. Isn't that right, ****?
• Isabela: That's right, man-chin.
• Aveline: Strumpet.
• Isabela: Griffon-lips
• Aveline: Wine soaked pearl dier
• Isabela: Frigid bear-sow.
• Aveline: See? We love each other.

I seriously LOLed. Whats your favourite party banter?

[Cantina]

• Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
• Sebastian: What?
• Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?
• Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
• Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.

[meanieweenie]

Isabela: So what's with that magical fisting thing you do?
■ Fenris: I'm... sorry?
■ Isabela: You know, when you stick your hand into people.
■ Fenris: Oh. That. Yes. It's a... talent.
■ Isabela: You could make so much coin with that.

[Dutchess]

•  Fenris: I thought all dwarves had beards. Where's yours?
• Varric I misplaced it, along with my sense of dwarven pride and my gold-plated noble caste pin.
• Fenris: I thought maybe it fell onto your chest.
• Varric: Oh-ho! The broody elf tells a joke!
• Fenris: I don't brood.
• Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.
• Fenris]: You're a very odd dwarf.
• Varric: And you thought I was joking about the pin.

And:

• Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
• Fenris: You've enjoyed many, I suspect.
• Isabela: Where I come from, they're called "tattoos." Sailors get them all the time.
• Fenris: Not made of lyrium, I'd imagine.
• Isabela: Not a one. And the pictures are different—usually breasts.
• Fenris: I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better.
• Isabela: That's me. I'm a helper.

Modifié par renjility, 07 mai 2012 - 02:27 .

[sylvanaerie]

the banters are all good (especially Varric's), but I have some favorites.

Varric: (battling Corypheus) "If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!"

Merrill: (on Duncan) "He had a marvelous beard, though. I'd never seen one before, I thought a squirrel had grabbed him by the chin."

Merrill: (On Ser Pounce-a-Lot) "Did he have a little sword or just his claws? I bet he had a dashing cap with a feather in it."

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 07 mai 2012 - 03:16 .

[M0RD3CA1 VII]

Fenris: (To Anders during a party banter) "Mages in glass houses shouldn't throw fireballs."

Fenris: (To Merrill's defense of demons) "'Ignore the tiger. Not its fault that it's going to eat you.' Sound advice."

Isabella: 'Hmm... apostate prostitutes? ...Apos-titutes! (Laughs)"

I love almost all of Fenris and Isabella's quotes. And usually Varric's too.

Modifié par M0RD3CA1 VII, 07 mai 2012 - 03:47 .

[ReallyRue]

Hawke: And here we are at the brothel. My day is complete.
Merrill: Oh, it's so lovely!
Isabela: Oh, kitten.
Just the way they say those lines is priceless!

Merrill: How do you suppose the Qunari scratch their heads with their horns in the way?
Isabela: Why do you think I would know?
Merrill: You know lots of things! I wonder if they rub their heads against tree trunks the way halla do.
Isabela: I'd pay a sovereign to see that.
Merrill: No wonder they seem so cranky all the time.

Aveline: What now, mage?
Anders: Nothing.
Aveline: Right. Any minute now, I'll surrender to the almighty power of 'guard captain' and enslave all mages.
Anders: What are you talking about?
Aveline: Look out. Authority. Woooooo!

Carver: So... Isabela...
Isabela: Oh, Carver. I love the way you say my name.
Carver: Um... thank you?
Isabela: Carver, if you stop breathing every time a woman compliments you, you'll never be awake when the fun starts.

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver: With passioned breath, comes darkness. But with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil...
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Sebastian: Don't do that to the Chant!
Isabela: Oh, shush, you!

Modifié par ReallyRue, 07 mai 2012 - 11:07 .

[Face of Evil]

Merrill: You remind me of Hahren Paivel, Varric. Only younger. And shorter. And not as serious.
Varric: So it's a close resemblance, then.
Merrill: Well, he tells stories. And you tell stories. Although none of his begin, "No ****, there I was."
Varric: I'll have to give him some better stories, then.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 07 mai 2012 - 11:21 .

[Ghost_Nappa]

Staarbux wrote...

I've just finished playing MotA and found my absolute favourite banter between companions (have copy and pasted from the wiki for ease):

• Hawke: If you can't get along, stop talking to each other.
• Aveline: This is us getting along. Isn't that right, ****?
• Isabela: That's right, man-chin.
• Aveline: Strumpet.
• Isabela: Griffon-lips
• Aveline: Wine soaked pearl dier
• Isabela: Frigid bear-sow.
• Aveline: See? We love each other.

I seriously LOLed. Whats your favourite party banter?

[*]Hawke: Catfight? CATFIGHT!

[TullyAckland]

Fenris: Did I hear correctly? You are an... abomination?
Anders: Why don't you shout? I don't think everyone heard you.
Fenris: Do you see yourself as harmless, then? An abomination who would never harm someone?
Anders: Like ripping someone's heart out of his chest?
Fenris: I did that at the behest of no demon.
Anders: So we agree that it doesn't take a demon for someone to be a vicious killer? Good.

Modifié par TullyAckland, 07 mai 2012 - 11:25 .

[Reznore57]

Merrill: It's a good thing you're here, Sebastian.
Sebastian: Oh? Why do you say that?
Merrill: You're so shiny! Much better than a torch.
Sebastian: I did swear an oath to carry the Light of the Maker wherever I go. Grand Cleric Elthina will be so proud.

The way the V.A of Seb delivered the last sentence , like Sebastien is really flatered and serious , just makes me giggles everytimes.

[Dwarva]

The way the V.A of Seb delivered the last sentence , like Sebastien is really flatered and serious , just makes me giggles everytimes.

Seb's voice actor is my absolute favourite. It's nothing to do with the accent (I'm Scottish so hear that accent every day lol) but he says things so carefully and slowly that I think you really listen to every word. Can't believe I played DA2 for a year without getting his DLC. I can't imagine the game without him now.

[smallwhippet]

I haven't heard half of these banters....gah! Must....play....more....DA2......

[Harle Cerulean]

It's hard for me to pin down a favourite, since I love pretty much everything that crosses Fenris, Isabela, Varric, and Aveline's lips, but if I had to pick just one, it'd have to be from Legacy:

Fenris: Donnic tells me you have spoken of children.
Aveline: You two talk too much.
Fenris: (Chuckles) I picture a red headed brood, each able to lift a cow.
Aveline: (Laughs) If you also picture Donnic carrying them to term and pushing them out of his ass, then I'm all for it.

Because it says so much about Fenris' relationship with Donnic, and with Aveline, and displays yet more of Aveline's awesomeness. The way the lines are delivered by the voice actors is absolutely perfect, as well.

[Ellyria]

Sebastian: Is this getting you any closer to your ship?

Isabela: Huh?

Sebastian: I just... don’t understand why you’re working with Hawke, you don’t seem to care about anything we do.  What's keeping you here?

Isabela: Mostly the Blooming Rose, I'm paid up through the year, it'd be a shame not to use it.

Sebastian: The... brothel?

Isabela: What, women can't go to brothels too? You're just not using your imagination... Oh look! Now you are! You're cute when you're blushing.

Modifié par Chylise, 09 mai 2012 - 03:55 .

[dralkjin]

My favorite is when Merrill is talking to Isabela about being a pirate. She asks her questions like "Do you have a wooden leg?" I wish I could find the conversation so I could post it.

I found it.


  Merrill: Do you have a parrot, Isabela?
   Isabela: What would I want a parrot for?
  Merrill: What about a peg leg? Do you have one of those?
 Isabela: You can see that I don't, dear.
   Merrill: Eye patch?
   Isabela: I'm disappointing you terribly, aren't I? And no hook for a hand, either.
   Merrill: Seems that Varric's pirate stories are awfully inaccurate.
   Isabela: He knows, Kitten. He likes them better that way.

Modifié par dralkjin, 17 mai 2012 - 06:35 .

[CuriousArtemis]

Fenris: Manservant...

Anders: *laughs*

Tallis: It's only a cover.

Fenris: I'd like to "cover" him in six feet...

He's just so grumpy and offended, and Anders' little giggle ... aghghg it cracks me up every time xD

[caradoc2000]

Chylise wrote...

Sebastian: Is this getting you any closer to your ship?

Isabela: Huh?

Sebastian: I just... don’t understand why you’re working with Hawke, you don’t seem to care about anything we do.  What's keeping you here?

Isabela: Mostly the Blooming Rose, I'm paid up through the year, it'd be a shame not to use it.

Sebastian: The... brothel?

Isabela: What, women can't go to brothels too? You're just not using your imagination... Oh look! Now you are! You're cute when you're blushing.

This is even better if Isabela is Hawke's LI. The latter part is... different.

[scg70]

My favorite is Isabela is talking to Anders and she says something like" You're the mage with the electricity trick" and Hawke's just like" No more"

[N7KnightSabre]

About Fenris' markings and Carver's tattoo.

Carver: I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Anders: Yes, refrain.

[sylvanaerie]

LadyPaine wrote...

About Fenris' markings and Carver's tattoo.

Carver: I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Anders: Yes, refrain.

If Varric is in the group, he will add (I think) "Seconded" and I think Hawke "Sighs"? 

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 22 mai 2012 - 08:09 .