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[Kris69]

Dear witcher wannabes, have you ever heard about the trial of grasses? No? Then look it up and tell me, if you still want to be a witcher : >

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slimgrin wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Neither. I'm a bunny rabbit!

i was just about to look up that image as soon as i saw that post.

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Kris69 wrote...

Dear witcher wannabes, have you ever heard about the trial of grasses? No? Then look it up and tell me, if you still want to be a witcher : >

Isn't Darkspawn blood pretty much the same?
You can still die.

and btw theres also the trial of the dreams and "The choice"

[Gandalf-the-Fabulous]

Grey Warden? More like GAY Warden, only real benefit to becoming a Grey Warden is the ability to sense Darkspawn and other Grey Wardens nearby though even that has its downfalls since they can sense you too, other than that all special traits that Grey Wardens gain are all detrimental almost like the Grey Warden's super power is sucking ass. why anyone would even want to be a Grey Warden is beyond me, Witcher all the way, no contest, even the sterility can be a boon depending on who you are.

But if the only reason and only real benefit to having Grey Warden's around is so that they can suck in the Archdemon's soul and get themself and the Archdemon killed why dont they use more expendable resources for this purpose? I mean all they need is a sacrificial lamb or something to absorb the soul of the Archdemon, just another reason why the Dragon Age series is so full of fail.

slimgrin wrote...

Thinking about it, I wonder why the writers at Bioware are so attracted to the hero as Martyr bit.

Not sure where you are going with this as only 2 of their games so far have contained the Martyr option, and no I will not count Jade Empire because that ending was so ****ing stupid that it can only be considered as the "Fail" ending.

[GarethJShep]

Grey Warden.

[Annie_Dear]

Gandalf-the-Fabulous wrote...

Grey Warden? More like GAY Warden, only real benefit to becoming a Grey Warden is the ability to sense Darkspawn and other Grey Wardens nearby though even that has its downfalls since they can sense you too, other than that all special traits that Grey Wardens gain are all detrimental almost like the Grey Warden's super power is sucking ass. why anyone would even want to be a Grey Warden is beyond me, Witcher all the way, no contest, even the sterility can be a boon depending on who you are.

But if the only reason and only real benefit to having Grey Warden's around is so that they can suck in the Archdemon's soul and get themself and the Archdemon killed why dont they use more expendable resources for this purpose? I mean all they need is a sacrificial lamb or something to absorb the soul of the Archdemon, just another reason why the Dragon Age series is so full of fail.

So... what's gay about being a Grey Warden?

Modifié par Annie_Dear, 20 mai 2012 - 11:32 .

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Kris69 wrote...

Dear witcher wannabes, have you ever heard about the trial of grasses? No? Then look it up and tell me, if you still want to be a witcher : >

Dear Grey Warden wannabes, have you ever heard about the Joining ritual? No? Then look it up and tell me, if you still want to be a Warden : >

I win?

Modifié par Avalla'ch, 20 mai 2012 - 12:17 .

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Persephone wrote...

Skelter192 wrote...

Persephone wrote...

I want to be neither.

Canon dictates I cannot be a Witcher. (No gals allowed blah blah) Never mind the trials being rather....lethal.

No girls allowed, what?

Game canon then, as I haven't read the books. I'll have to read them one of these days.

Sapkowski said female Witchers are theoretically possible. But they don't exist in his realm. For now.

[slimgrin]

Thanks for clarifying, Avalla'ch. I had thought he said exactly the opposite. My mistake.

[Tirigon]

Between the 2, I'd say Witcher.

But actually Master Chief beats them both.

Or the Predators.

And of course the guys saving Sanctuario. My killcount there is over 15000 already, beat that Wardens or Witchers.

[Gandalf-the-Fabulous]

Annie_Dear wrote...

So... what's gay about being a Grey Warden?

Gay as in Lame not Heman gay.

[VoiceOfPudding]

Hmmm I thought this thread would be more about who's more badass (hint: just look at Letho there being cool). Instead it's about which has to go through less agonizing pain and transformation. Still, have to go with witcher because locking yourself in the deep roads seems a bit defeatist.