Who is the biggest dirtbag in the game?
#26
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:12
#27
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:14
jon 45 wrote...
Well, a PC mage can sell a child's soul to a desire demon in exchange for sex. That is pretty low IMO.
LOL, have to agree there, thats why I did the self-sacrifice thingy. Of course others on here certainly interpreted Morrigan's offer differently.
EDIT: Sorry, misread your post there. Glanced at it and assumed you were speaking of the Morrigan's offer. Haven't played as a mage yet.
Modifié par CarlSpackler, 08 décembre 2009 - 11:16 .
#28
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:23
chiliztri wrote...
JabberJaww wrote...
chiliztri wrote...
Hah, she will be spunky until Skellimancer finds a way to behead her ass.
Then I shall rejoice.
Until then she can order my Char around any day... her and her robe
Maybe we should get her to wear a wet frock?
Mmmm, wet frocks...
I can get her servants to squirt her down with a hose
#29
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:29
#30
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:33
#31
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:36
Next is obviously Howe. When you ask him why he killed your whole family his answer is that they didn't deserve their position because they were talking to Orlesians...
So not only did he steal Loghain's rhetoric to justify his actions, but he felt it necessary to kill everyone too?
I mean, Loghain just poisons Arl Eamon. He doesn't kill Arl Eamon, Teagan, Isolde, Conner and the entire village of Redcliffe...
Seriously, there were so many better ways to handle that situation you moron. You had to of known everyone was going to die in Ostagar. So why the hell didn't you just wait until Loghain ruled everyone, frame my father, and get my whole family dethroned in public shame? There was absolutely no need to murder all of us. I mean, clearly you don't deserve to rule if you can't even be more creative than a 4 foot tall, whining, short tempered dwarf. I mean Bhelan had loyal men placed in my consort, paid off low lives to kill Trian while he was away with our father, successfully framed the whole thing on me, and successfully discredited his rival with forged documents, subtle threats against his "champions" in the Proving and placing false evidence in a criminal cartel's personal chest connecting them to Harrowmont and his father's death. I mean, honestly, Howe, screw killing you for revenge. I'm going to kill you because you're the most incompetent political maneuverer ever to play the game.
#32
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:36
Modifié par nuculerman, 09 décembre 2009 - 12:20 .
#33
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:36
Modifié par nuculerman, 09 décembre 2009 - 12:20 .
#34
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:40
Anyway, I just played through the origin as a male city elf. As my elf mage, I left Vaughan in Howe's dungeon and now I'm glad I did. Suffice to say, "I'm going to enjoy killing you" was the only conceivable dialogue option for me.
#35
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:50
ReubenLiew wrote...
All Emissaries. Every, single, bloody, one of them.
Other than that... I'm going to go for a wild guess and say Isolde.
But I'd say Howe in my opinion is the the most vile of them all, can't wait for my human noble rogue turn his intrails into his outtrails and makes him look like a very holy swiss cheese followed up by being turned into goo by shale stomping all over him.
Edit:
ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
Triple post?
Anyway,
I just played through the origin as a male city elf. As my elf mage, I
left Vaughan in Howe's dungeon and now I'm glad I did. Suffice to say,
"I'm going to enjoy killing you" was the only conceivable dialogue
option for me.
Call it metagaming if you will, but got to agree, that when I first started playing the game I did all the origin stories first, then picked the character I most liked playing to begin with. This being my female human noble warrior, so I went obviously nuts on Howe (though not as much as my male rogue will as per above) and then I came across Vaughan... suffice to say, I actually gave my character a RP reason on the basis that she knew what a slimeball Vaughan was and left him in the cell corpsified. Felt good doing that a second time (first obviously being during the city elf origin).
Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 08 décembre 2009 - 11:58 .
#36
Posté 08 décembre 2009 - 11:51
Sten is not baddest but he went rather high on my list, he murdered a family of farmers and dont really feel sad about it, this becomes clear when you find his sword, apparently that was all he really cared about, what about that family he murdered because of the same sword? Who cares he got his sword back right.
#37
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:00
#38
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:01
#39
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:06
great flick sit ulrich~!
#40
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:12
#41
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:13
#42
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:15
#43
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:18
#44
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:20
Petty criminal behaviour, hypocrisy, tyranny, murder, conspiracy, they've got it all.
#45
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:22
#46
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:26
For Vaughn I'd go for "raping son of a *****".
#47
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:37
(and for being purely irrating, and going on and on about 'how awesome Kitty was' when I was attempting to solve that puzzel, that girl with the Kitty Demon, no way do I save her anymore)
#48
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:39
taliefer wrote...
re: entrails into outrails...pain. lots of pain!
great flick sit ulrich~!
I've just gone through the Human Noble Origin with my character 'Ulrich' (Avatar is 'Flipflop'), when it came to naming the dog, I pondered whether to call it Watt but figured it just didn't seem right... so I called it Roland instead.
Roland the Rat-killer
Yup, romperstomped by Shale followed by Roland eating up the remains. Think that is the best way for Howe to die.
"I've wiped the Cousland name out. All that remains is some fool husk
of a son likely to end his days dying under a rock in the Deep Roads!"
"The only person whom will end his days dying under a rock, is you! SHALE KILL!"
Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 09 décembre 2009 - 12:41 .
#49
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:19
Vaughn is a close contender... but then again he's just a degenerate lowlife who just happened to be the son of Arl Urien. My city elf characters take a lot of pleasure in taking off his head... and my other characters will always kill him when they find him in Howe's prison. Its not even worth that one extra Landsmeet vote to let a lowlife degenerate like him walk free and return to a position of authority anywhere with an Alienage.
Like many in this thread, I have to say that Arl Howe is the biggest dirtbag. While I do believe that Loghain deserves to be held responsible for his own actions... I get the impression that Howe put him up to many of them. Not to mention that many of Howe's own deeds are cruel beyond belief and not even necessary. Why the hell would you want to torture the son of one of the nobles whose support you're counting on? Why would you imprison a Templar for simply doing his job of hunting down a maleficar (sure... said maleficar was part of Loghain's plan to have Eamon poisoned... but still).
It sure as hell made my blood boil when he told my human noble that he has no rights, and when he of all had the nerve to call the Couslands traitors.
Were it not for Howe, I'd certainly hate Loghain and Ser Cauthrien a lot less. Its like he has some evil aura of corruption that turns those around him into paranoid headcases, irredemably stupid pig heads, and evil sociopaths like him.
#50
Posté 09 décembre 2009 - 12:29
more objectively Howe seems to be the biggest dirtbag because of his torture practices. i have more sympathy for demons than for Howe because they are demons after all who are obliged by their nature to do the same kind of things he does lol.
Modifié par menasure, 09 décembre 2009 - 12:31 .





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