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[Progman Omega]

"...oh crap! I forgot to feed my fish!"

[Mahrac]

"I reject your solutions and substitute my own" - shoots out the window andthrows catalyst into vaccum

[C-Sec Officer]

"Fractured my thumb on the mute, but I think I made my point"

[LordRaptor]

Shepard says, "S'all good bro, here's a j."

Sigh, or...

Bullet to the brainpan, squish.

Modifié par JustinElenbaas, 10 mai 2012 - 02:59 .

[OblivionDawn]

*Starkid finishes his entire lecture*

Shepard: "... Aww, is someone missing their parents? Don't worry, we'll find them. Now what do they look like?..."

Starkid: "Wha-- Put me down! Where are we going??"

[Thepeak12]

" Ok so I don't suppose you have any medi-gel?"

[Deuterium_Dawn]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[oneyedjohn]

HellbirdIV wrote...

*Shepard looks at the Synthesis beam of light, then slowly turns around, staring at the Catalyst*

"No."

*Shepard raises her gun and shoots out the core where the Catalyst is, finding the real Reaper shut-down button and saving the galaxy instead of dooming it*

[TheClonesLegacy]

Thepeak12 wrote...

" Ok so I don't suppose you have any medi-gel?"

This

[Bufardo74]

"You've existed because of your dependency on us, and you will end because the galaxy demands it."

[Zolt51]

Thepeak12 wrote...

" Ok so I don't suppose you have any medi-gel?"

Great!

[Reth Shepherd]

"I am standing in your heart, and I am about to squeeze."

"Joker, fire."

"I'm nobody's puppet!"

Or my personal favorite: "Hey Geth, Edi? Do you think you can hack this thing?"

[MongoNYC]

I need a vacation.

[satunnainen]

Destroy ending, after shooting the wires:

"I heard that you may survive nuclear explosion if you hide in a old refridgerator... now I wonder if I can find one here..."

[AxStapleton]

If Shepard lives:

[grimlock122]

jesus, i havn't had that much have i?
or
go f*ck your self blue kid. i sh*t on grave

[DangerSandler]

"We won."

*EXPLOSHHHIONZ*

[FS3D]

Paragon:

Shep: "...I won't sacrifice the galaxy's civilization for your "choices", we'll find another way.
SC: "You can't-"
Shep: "Yeah, you said that already. Hackett, the Crucible is a no-go. Fire all weapons on my position."

Renegade:

Shep: "I call bull****. Shove your options up your ethereal ass. I reject your choices."
SC: "You can't-"
Shep: "No? Watch me! Hackett, fire all weapons at the Citadel... You heard me!"

[Hogge87]

"Falcon PUUUNCH"

[ioannisdenton]

"Jack I am coming back, get the bed ready"

[Erield]

Got to go, my cat is on fire.

<Cmdr. Shepard has been disconnected>

[pablosplinter]

"Hang on a minute lads, I've got an Idea"

Or alternatively-

"Joker, pick me up......Joker?.........JOKER??????"

[Adugan]