The Night Mammoth wrote...
The Angry One wrote...
The Night Mammoth wrote...
incinerator950 wrote...
Missile ****** and laser eyes are hard to pass up. Ah Headcanon, I can see why people like it.
Stop stealing my ideas!
Actually, that was The Angry Ones idea.
Or was it? I must find the originator to converse with them.
Missile breasts were mine, laser eyes were porclain doll's I believe.
I claim super strength, and retractible rocket breasts.
And invisibility!
Oh, and inspector gadget arms!
This summer, Commander Shepard is
Reaper Girl, fighting crime with sidekick Harbinger Boy and tech expert Garrus.
Harbinger: "WHY MUST I BE CALLED BOY. THIS HURTS ME."
Shepard: "Would you prefer 'Cuttlefish Lad?"
Harbinger: "SHEPARD. I AM NOT ENJOYING YOUR COMPANY AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD."
Garrus: "Shepard I think your missile launchers require calibrations again.."
Shepard: "That's 4 times today Garrus. You sure?"
Garrus: "..... ..... ..... yes."
Harbinger: "THIS IS REVOLTING."
Shepard: "Then stop watching."
Harbinger: "I AM REQUIRED TO. FOR SCIENCE."