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[synsam]

my question is the title, i have heard he can be contacted over this website however i can't find his profile or anything. Anyone know how to get in touch so to speak??

[deuce985]

social.bioware.com/100/

At the top left of his profile, you can send him a PM. I'd imagine he doesn't want his inbox full of messages though, so be respectful. Unless it's something important.

Modifié par deuce985, 10 mai 2012 - 07:51 .

[AkiKishi]

Twitter

[5trangeCase]

Yes, all you need to do is nail a glass to the wall, and he will appear.

http://uncyclopedia....glass_to_a_wall

[Face of Evil]

You need to slaughter a calf or a goat and then draw its guts upon a stone altar in the shape of his name.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 10 mai 2012 - 08:04 .

[AkiKishi]

Face of Evil wrote...

You need to slaughter a calf or a goat upon a stone altar and then draw its guts in the shape of his name.

That's for Chris Priestly.

[Face of Evil]

BobSmith101 wrote...

That's for Chris Priestly.

No, Chris needs a proper virgin sacrifice. Otherwise, the procedure is the same.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 10 mai 2012 - 08:06 .

[LolaLei]

Avejajed wrote...

Yes, you go outside, turn counter-clockwise in a circle three times, tap your heels together, and chant "Gaider...Gaider...Gaider" fourteen times. Then you come back inside, put your left foot out, then in again, then do the same with your right foot. Turn around clockwise four times, and sit back down at your computer. Then you find his name at the bottom of the page, click it, and send him a message.

I love you!

[Cantina]

Sacrifice a goat to the "Great Demon", howl loudly and do "Demony things."

[wsandista]

Just fire up the Gaider signal, or sacrifice a small goat to Dagon

Modifié par wsandista, 10 mai 2012 - 08:29 .

[LolaLei]

I heard you had to trek all the way up Mount Logan to retrieve "The Lost Horn of Gaider", then wait until the moon is waxing on 13th night of the winter solstice during the Chinese year of the Dragon and dance naked around a roaring fire whilst blowing it 3 times.

Modifié par LolaLei, 10 mai 2012 - 08:47 .

[wsandista]

LolaLei wrote...

I heard you had to trek all the way up Mount Logan to retrieve "The Lost Horn of Gaider", then wait until the moon is waxing on 13th night of the winter solstice during the Chinese year of the Dragon and dance naked around a roaring fire whilst blowing it 3 times.

Thats for Casey Hudson, Gaider would never stoop that low. David requires a flute and an eclipse.

Modifié par wsandista, 10 mai 2012 - 08:49 .

[Maria Caliban]

Why do you need to contact David?

[TEWR]

First, you must shed tears for a dozen nights and capture them all in a jug. Second, you must dance the waltz to a waltz in a ballroom full of masked people while babbling incoherently. Third, you must venture to the lost city of Atlantis and await the Red Moon of the Harvest.

When the moon arises and is perfectly aligned with the central point of Atlantis, you will see mermaids jumping across the sea. Capture one and offer the mermaid to the Guardian of Atlantis, Lav'gar.

Lav'gar will then arise to greet you and instruct you further. He will say that the tears are part of ancient summoning ritual, which you should've known by now. For you see, David Gaider is no mere mortal. Lav'gar will then tell you where to journey next.

The next step is to capture a dozen lions, but be cautious! They must be perfectly healthy lions! Once that is done, you must then have the lions sit in a perfect circle around a stone altar. Walk towards the stone altar and pour your tears onto it. They will then begin to run down the grooves.

Finally, cut the palm of your hand gently so that only one drop of blood falls into the tears. The ancient magic will then begin and David Gaider shall arise from the mist that now surrounds the area.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 10 mai 2012 - 09:14 .

[LolaLei]

wsandista wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

I heard you had to trek all the way up Mount Logan to retrieve "The Lost Horn of Gaider", then wait until the moon is waxing on 13th night of the winter solstice during the Chinese year of the Dragon and dance naked around a roaring fire whilst blowing it 3 times.

Thats for Casey Hudson, Gaider would never stoop that low. David requires a flute and an eclipse.

Subtle, I like it!

[LolaLei]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

First, you must shed tears for a dozen nights and capture them all in a jug. Second, you must dance the waltz to a waltz in a ballroom full of masked people while babbling incoherently. Third, you must venture to the lost city of Atlantis and await the Red Moon of the Harvest.

When the moon arises and is perfectly aligned with the central point of Atlantis, you will see mermaids jumping across the sea. Capture one and offer the mermaid to the Guardian of Atlantis, Lav'gar.

Lav'gar will then arise to greet you and instruct you further. He will say that the tears are part of ancient summoning ritual, which you should've known by now. For you see, David Gaider is no mere mortal. Lav'gar will then tell you where to journey next.

The next step is to capture a dozen lions. Once that is done, you must then have the lions sit in a perfect circle around a stone altar. Walk towards the stone altar and pour your tears onto it. They will then begin to run down the grooves.

Cut the palm of your hand gently so that only one drop of blood falls into the tears. The ancient magic will then begin and David Gaider shall arise from the mist that now surrounds the area.

Blood magic?! Blasphemy, I'm telling the Templars!

[wsandista]

LolaLei wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

First, you must shed tears for a dozen nights and capture them all in a jug. Second, you must dance the waltz to a waltz in a ballroom full of masked people while babbling incoherently. Third, you must venture to the lost city of Atlantis and await the Red Moon of the Harvest.

When the moon arises and is perfectly aligned with the central point of Atlantis, you will see mermaids jumping across the sea. Capture one and offer the mermaid to the Guardian of Atlantis, Lav'gar.

Lav'gar will then arise to greet you and instruct you further. He will say that the tears are part of ancient summoning ritual, which you should've known by now. For you see, David Gaider is no mere mortal. Lav'gar will then tell you where to journey next.

The next step is to capture a dozen lions. Once that is done, you must then have the lions sit in a perfect circle around a stone altar. Walk towards the stone altar and pour your tears onto it. They will then begin to run down the grooves.

Cut the palm of your hand gently so that only one drop of blood falls into the tears. The ancient magic will then begin and David Gaider shall arise from the mist that now surrounds the area.

Blood magic?! Blasphemy, I'm telling the Templars!

Before you cut the palm of your hand, you must first eat the heart of an elephant and the brain of a three toed sloth.

Then you must flog yourself after David is called or he will not come and you have to wait a year and a day before even attempting the summoning again.

[LolaLei]

wsandista wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

First, you must shed tears for a dozen nights and capture them all in a jug. Second, you must dance the waltz to a waltz in a ballroom full of masked people while babbling incoherently. Third, you must venture to the lost city of Atlantis and await the Red Moon of the Harvest.

When the moon arises and is perfectly aligned with the central point of Atlantis, you will see mermaids jumping across the sea. Capture one and offer the mermaid to the Guardian of Atlantis, Lav'gar.

Lav'gar will then arise to greet you and instruct you further. He will say that the tears are part of ancient summoning ritual, which you should've known by now. For you see, David Gaider is no mere mortal. Lav'gar will then tell you where to journey next.

The next step is to capture a dozen lions. Once that is done, you must then have the lions sit in a perfect circle around a stone altar. Walk towards the stone altar and pour your tears onto it. They will then begin to run down the grooves.

Cut the palm of your hand gently so that only one drop of blood falls into the tears. The ancient magic will then begin and David Gaider shall arise from the mist that now surrounds the area.

Blood magic?! Blasphemy, I'm telling the Templars!

Before you cut the palm of your hand, you must first eat the heart of an elephant and the brain of a three toed sloth.

Then you must flog yourself after David is called or he will not come and you have to wait a year and a day before even attempting the summoning again.

You're forgetting the most important part of the ritual! You must do all of this whilst dressed in a suit festooned with Brood mother nipples.

[Reznore57]

There's always turning into a troll ( I don't know how but read really low IQ might help) and go on a ravaging campain of trolling the forum to death.
Chances to aggro somebody are high , chances of locked post and ban for eternity from the community too.
It's a risk some old troll have taken and somehow suceed , as a righteous knight , David Gaider , sometimes show and try to kill them with a well written wall of text.
It's quite rare , but it usually requires the troll to use a bit of its brain and write something pretty offensive about highly sensitive subjets (that's not the tricky part since it's kind of the essence of trolling) the very hard thing is the troll has to write something that sounds good ( very very rare thing) and make it sound like its has a point ( the point is pretty much the troll sensitivity has been hurt because they think they might not be the center of the universe anymore, they're very sensible creature on the inside.^^)And voila.

I don't recommand that.Actually rituals mention above are far better ideas.

[darksnow]

Well, first you need two halves of a magic ring...


Then call his name and he should appear, but only if your need is great.

[Sylvius the Mad]

darksnow wrote...

It's a shame David shaved his topknot.