Anyone know how to contact david gaider?

#26
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Posté 10 mai 2012 - 09:55

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Begemotka wrote...

Reznore57 wrote...

There's always turning into a troll ( I don't know how but read really low IQ might help) and go on a ravaging campain of trolling the forum to death.
Chances to aggro somebody are high , chances of locked post and ban for eternity from the community too.
It's a risk some old troll have taken and somehow suceed , as a righteous knight , David Gaider , sometimes show and try to kill them with a well written wall of text.
It's quite rare , but it usually requires the troll to use a bit of its brain and write something pretty offensive about highly sensitive subjets (that's not the tricky part since it's kind of the essence of trolling) the very hard thing is the troll has to write something that sounds good ( very very rare thing) and make it sound like its has a point ( the point is pretty much the troll sensitivity has been hurt because they think they might not be the center of the universe anymore, they're very sensible creature on the inside.^^)And voila.

I don't recommand that.Actually rituals mention above are far better ideas.

I think I actually summoned him once,albeit unintentionally,and not with aggressive stomping on sensitive subjects,but with a topic started without having put in my IQ augs.Got the Wall of Text though

Could we have such a spell for Mages in DA3 ? I so wish to smite mine foes with Flaming Walls of Text.

A new spell called 'Flaming Walls of Text' for DA3?

Wow, sounds great and think it will look even greater; a bunch of letters smashing into the enemy!
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#27
brushyourteeth

Posté 10 mai 2012 - 10:03

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I believe you have to get him "on the horn!" - but I'm pretty sure only John Epler can do it.

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#28
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Posté 11 mai 2012 - 01:45

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sjpelkessjpeler wrote...

A new spell called 'Flaming Walls of Text' for DA3?

Wow, sounds great and think it will look even greater; a bunch of letters smashing into the enemy!
Welcome to lettered magic Thedas .

Well,I guess glyphs could be called flaming text,but I imagined it exactly as you said above,sjpelkessjpeler:lol:
Imagine the VFX for something like that!
A whole bunch of letters rendering the foe speechless,resulting in a brain fog and eventually,utter submission.

But seriously - it could be used as a non-lethal means to counter thy foes,especially if used in conjunction with another deadly spell from the same school of magic : The dreaded Iron-E. ^_^

Or,alternatively,you could just talk to them,but that does not look half as glorious.

Anyhooo,let me give the thread back to the rightful owners.

Modifié par Begemotka, 11 mai 2012 - 01:47 .

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#29
chunkyman

Posté 11 mai 2012 - 02:39

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You must evoke the powers of Wematanye by drinking the vision juice and having the great buffalo spirit guide you to him.

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#30
mfr001

Posté 11 mai 2012 - 02:52

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Face of Evil wrote...

You need to slaughter a calf or a goat and then draw its guts upon a stone altar in the shape of his name.

It's more effective if you use the lungs arranged to spell David Gaider. Then he will see his name in lights.

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#31
thats1evildude

Posté 11 mai 2012 - 03:58

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thatsevildude: You should slit your wrists and dance naked in the moonlight.

OP: And that will help me contact David Gaider?

thats1evildude: David who?

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#32
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Posté 11 mai 2012 - 05:09

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I heard you had to recite all of the codex entries from both games backwards anytime after midnight on the fourth Sunday of every third month.

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#33
Melca36

Posté 11 mai 2012 - 09:41

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I thought you just had to do an offering of free booze and cookies

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#34
Anaeme

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:13

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Unbelievable what people on this thread can come up with....

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#35
nightscrawl

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 08:14

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Anaeme wrote...

Unbelievable what people on this thread can come up with....

I think many of them are references to other games and movies. TBH most went over my head.

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#36
Nerdage

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 08:51

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mfr001 wrote...

Face of Evil wrote...

You need to slaughter a calf or a goat and then draw its guts upon a stone altar in the shape of his name.

It's more effective if you use the lungs arranged to spell David Gaider. Then he will see his name in lights.

That is almost certainly the worst joke I've ever read.

Gz.

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#37
wsandista

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:07

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Melca36 wrote...

I thought you just had to do an offering of free booze and cookies

That is for Santa Claus, David needs motor oil and chocolate frosting.

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#38
LolaLei

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:21

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wsandista wrote...

Melca36 wrote...

I thought you just had to do an offering of free booze and cookies

That is for Santa Claus, David needs motor oil and chocolate frosting.

And your first born.

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#39
deuce985

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 11:18

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How is this thread still going?

You know no Bioware devs has looked at this forum lol.

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#40
LolaLei

Posté 13 mai 2012 - 11:41

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deuce985 wrote...

How is this thread still going?

You know no Bioware devs has looked at this forum lol.

LOL, that's why it's still going!

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#41
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Posté 14 mai 2012 - 12:13

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LolaLei wrote...

deuce985 wrote...

How is this thread still going?

You know no Bioware devs has looked at this forum lol.

LOL, that's why it's still going!

Whatever, this threads new post are totally read out loud at every mornings touch-base meeting between the devs as inspiration.

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#42
wsandista

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 12:50

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Avejajed wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

deuce985 wrote...

How is this thread still going?

You know no Bioware devs has looked at this forum lol.

LOL, that's why it's still going!

Whatever, this threads new post are totally read out loud at every mornings touch-base meeting between the devs as inspiration.

And they keep laughing because they know no one has the correct summoning ritual.

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#43
brushyourteeth

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:27

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Obviously it involves hockey. Canadians love hockey. And maple syrup.

You could just write a really terrible fanfic that inspires some serious daddy rage.

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#44
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Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:56

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brushyourteeth wrote...

Obviously it involves hockey. Canadians love hockey. And maple syrup.

You could just write a really terrible fanfic that inspires some serious daddy rage.

Eh?

/joke.

The best part about Canada is TIM HORTONS! Oh man I want some tim bits now.

Also: What are Canadians referring to when they refer to "screech"?

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#45
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Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:58

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You need to play the five tones.

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#46
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Posté 14 mai 2012 - 04:05

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But make sure not to get him wet and feed him after midnight.

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#47
Esbatty

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 05:34

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On the Creepy Pasta Archive exists the instructions to summon David Gaider. I couldn't get myself to finish reading the whole entry... because my PC turned into a Mac halfway through.

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#48
Anaeme

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 06:30

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Please stop trying to summon David Gaider...

You will not like what he does when he appears...

Don't perform the Dark Ritual on this issue

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#49
Darth Krytie

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 06:58

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I have it on good authority the proper way to summon Lord Gaider is to bake a dozen banoffee pies and leave them upon the Altar of **** Please in honour of his Lordship.

He might deign to show up, but no promises.

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#50
Anaeme

Posté 14 mai 2012 - 07:13

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I am certain David Gaider has seen this thread and looks upon it with derision...the feeble attempts of forumites to summon him

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#26 Guest_sjpelkessjpeler_* Posté 10 mai 2012 - 09:55

#27 brushyourteeth Posté 10 mai 2012 - 10:03

#28 Guest_Begemotka_* Posté 11 mai 2012 - 01:45

#29 chunkyman Posté 11 mai 2012 - 02:39

#30 mfr001 Posté 11 mai 2012 - 02:52

#31 thats1evildude Posté 11 mai 2012 - 03:58

#32 Guest_Avejajed_* Posté 11 mai 2012 - 05:09

#33 Melca36 Posté 11 mai 2012 - 09:41

#34 Anaeme Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:13

#35 nightscrawl Posté 13 mai 2012 - 08:14

#36 Nerdage Posté 13 mai 2012 - 08:51

#37 wsandista Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:07

#38 LolaLei Posté 13 mai 2012 - 09:21

#39 deuce985 Posté 13 mai 2012 - 11:18

#40 LolaLei Posté 13 mai 2012 - 11:41

#41 Guest_Avejajed_* Posté 14 mai 2012 - 12:13

#42 wsandista Posté 14 mai 2012 - 12:50

#43 brushyourteeth Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:27

#44 Guest_Avejajed_* Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:56

#45 Guest_Puddi III_* Posté 14 mai 2012 - 03:58

#46 Guest_Avejajed_* Posté 14 mai 2012 - 04:05

#47 Esbatty Posté 14 mai 2012 - 05:34

#48 Anaeme Posté 14 mai 2012 - 06:30

#49 Darth Krytie Posté 14 mai 2012 - 06:58

#50 Anaeme Posté 14 mai 2012 - 07:13

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