LOL plz...
How to rate this game?
Let's start from a perfect 10 and just subtract points for every
major flaw there is:
10
-1 for: The terrible ending, so ridiculously bad it's actually worth way more than a simple -1, but I will be merciful... How bad was it? Well, the biggest group ouright hated it and the second biggest group considered it to be some kind of prank by BioWare...
-1 for: Loads and loads of autodialogue in a game the claims to be about players choice. Well, pretty much the only choice you have is "do I have the patience to sit through all of this boring dialogue I can't influence, or should I just skip it?"
-1 for: Bad art design! Really, a sexbot with a cameltoe, Ashley's skimpy space escort outfit? Characters from Jersey Shore? Diana Allers ******? Terrible...
-1 for: Day 1 DLC that was already on the DVD? And don't forget about the price, 10 bucks for a 40 minute mission and some lines of dialogue? Plus, don't forget the incredible decent "Buy moar DLC"-message after you finished the game...
-1 for: Complete and utter disregard for almost all the decisions the players made in ME and ME2. Save or kill the Rachni queen? Keep or destroy the collector base? Completely meaningless, short for a few EMS-points you get for the "right" decision. Thanks for reducing the replay value of the previous titles...
-1 for: Terrible sidequests! Lousy fetchquests that would be considered substandard even in WoW, utterly ridiculous...
-1 for: General lazyness. Out of 16 announced endings, BioWare delivers 3 and those are for the most part just lazy palette swaps. Tali's face? Lazily photoshopped image from the internet. Picture with the stargeezer? "Winter on mars", again from the net...
-1 for: Glitches, bugs and bad game design galore, not in a huge open world game, but in an extremely linear corridor shooter, that's just awful. Seriously, face import bug? People having trouble starting the game in the first place? Glitched ladders that won't let you climb down correctly? Characters teleporting around in cutscenes? Have some mercy and fix obvious bugs before releasing a game...
So, all in all this leaves us with a solid 2/10, a fair rating I guess...
Modifié par Apfelweinbrauer, 16 mai 2012 - 10:47 .