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[Draining Dragon]

Health: 1
Shields: 1

Heavy melee: Elitist Kick-The elitist delivers a powerful blow to the rear of the target, be it friend or foe, instantly killing and disconnecting them.

-No shield gate
-No special movements.

Elite Tactical Cloak
Escape from any combat situations to leave your team to die, and break the cloak for a damage bonus on bodyshots.
Rank 1
Recharge speed: 3 seconds.
Duration: 20 seconds.
Damage bonus: 1%.
Enemies will never target you as long as another player is alive, unless you try to help them.
Rank 2
Recharge speed increased by 25%
Rank 3
Duration increased by 50%.
Rank 4
Damage bonus increased to 0%.
or
10% movement speed bonus when sprinting and not facing an enemy.
Rank 5
Duration increased by 50%.
or
Recharge speed increased by 25%.
Rank 6
1% sniper rifle damage bonus when cloaked.
or
Duration increased by 500% when the rest of your team is dead.

Elite Shockwave
Disrupt the headshots of the pathetic noobs on your team.
Rank 1
Recharge speed: 3 seconds.
Damage: 0.
Range: 20 meters.
Screen shake force: 1000 newtons.
Rank 2
Increase recharge speed by 25%.
Rank 3
Increase damage by 100000000000000000000000000000000000%.
Rank 4
Increase screen shake force by 50%.
or
Increase range by 50%.
Rank 5
Rotate the screens of allies by 90 degrees in a random direction.
or
Increase damage by an additional 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%.
Rank 6
Increase recharge speed by 25%.
or
Targets within a 100 meter radius cannot be damaged (to prevent kill stealing).


I can't think of the other powers, any ideas? 

Modifié par Draining Dragon, 13 mai 2012 - 12:50 .

[holdenagincourt]

Elite Cryo Blast: freeze team members in place. More appealing Banshee bait=easier headshot for the only useful member of the team.
Elite Incinerate: melt that noob's Avenger in his hands. He wasn't doing any damage with it anyway.

[pyroboy2290]

I think we should add the anti-elitist whiner vanguard class:

Anti-elitist whiner vanguard:

Logic barrier
Level 1: failure to understand most forms of logic, including what the term ‘elitist' means
Level 2: +10% to misunderstanding
Level 3: +25% posting speed
Level 4: either the “you elitists are all douches” response OR the “go back to bronze until you can solo gold after your entire team dies” response
Level 5: either +40% to misunderstanding or + 45% to posting speed
Level 6: either the “funny gif skill” or the “photoshop that you spent too much time on” skill

Modifié par pyroboy2290, 13 mai 2012 - 12:01 .

[Grumpy Old Wizard]

You forgot one of the most important things. The attitude.

The elitist infiltrator toon must always have his/her nose up in the air. Every time a squad member misses a shot, gets wounded, the elitist insults them. If a squad mate is not carrying the Black WidowX the elitist continually calls him a "noob."

If a squad member dies the elitist say, "Hah, good riddance."

How about a "snob" power to intimidate a squad member? It would do various amounts of damage and stun as each level increases.

[Kel Riever]

Elitest Whine
This power helps you become an ever-increasing pain in the ass, and pariah.

Rank 1:
Think it is your God Given Right to have all the players you want in a public game, even if you can't find 3 friends to play a private game with.

Rank 2:
Increase Whine Recharge.

Rank 3: 
Increase Whine annoyance.  Post on the forums, whining.

Rank 4:
Choose between giving yourself a wedgie and blaming BioWare for it, or screaming to high heaven that people who **** about FBWGG are really causing you a personal problem.

Rank 5:
Choose between using the credit glitch and bragging about what a good player you are, or soloing Gold with an Infiltrator and thinking that will help you get a job one day.

Rank 6:
Choose between avoiding one game interruption from your mom who you still live with, or getting a life, which requires you to promote your character, turn off your computer, and walk outside.  It also has you realize nobody really cares about your troubles because you think you are such a badass.

[Cayse]

That's not what white knighting means. :|

[A Wild Snorlax]

Elite biotic sphere:

Blocks the shots and powers of all the members inside the bubble. Can be upgraded to also prevent your teammates from escaping the bubble and to apply a warp damage over time.

Elite throw:
Throw a target or teammate 3 times in a row to banish it from the lobby.

Modifié par A Wild Snorlax, 13 mai 2012 - 12:01 .

[Kel Riever]

@Cayse:  Shhh, he's busy leveling his elitism.

Modifié par Kel Riever, 13 mai 2012 - 12:00 .

[pyroboy2290]

Cayse wrote...

That's not what white knighting means. :|

You're right, I changed it.

[pyroboy2290]

Oops, double post

Modifié par pyroboy2290, 13 mai 2012 - 12:02 .

[Cayse]

Forum grammar police achievement gained!

[Kel Riever]

Actually, pyroboy2290, I read your other post. What you are describing really isn't what is being made fun of. Kicking people from lobbies for being racist, or taking way too long, isn't elitism. Realize we are making fun of other people here, not really what you described.

[pyroboy2290]

Kel Riever wrote...

Actually, pyroboy2290, I read your other post. What you are describing really isn't what is being made fun of. Kicking people from lobbies for being racist, or taking way too long, isn't elitism. Realize we are making fun of other people here, not really what you described.

Alright, but I have to say that I've seen people take a lot of flak for kick lists as or more reasonable than mine.

[Draining Dragon]

bump for calibrations.

[molecularman]

I learned a new word today

'Elitist'

[pyroboy2290]

molecularman wrote...

I learned a new word today

'Elitist'

It IS everywhere isn't it. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

[Draining Dragon]

pyroboy2290 wrote...

molecularman wrote...

I learned a new word today

'Elitist'

It IS everywhere isn't it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Its today's theme.

[pyroboy2290]

Draining Dragon wrote...

Its today's theme.

Todays forums brought to you by
the letter E...
and also the letter L
and the letter I
and the letter T
and the letter I.... again
and the letter S
and the letter T.... again

[Draining Dragon]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I seriously think BioWare moderators should start considering auto-suspensions for people using that word, because every post I've seen today that had it in it was just completely unnecessary spam.

I seriously think BioWare moderators should start considering auto-suspensions for people who haven't calibrated their browsers properly. You never know what could happen if you aren't calibrated.

[Frosty10001]

You forgot...
Elitist Kick
The character uses his foot to kick the target squadmate's ass, instantly killing and disconnecting him.

[REVIVE ME]

I already have this character and all the appearance options for it.

[Crypticqa]

This made my day Thanks guys

[Draining Dragon]

Frosty10001 wrote...

You forgot...
Elitist Kick
The character uses his foot to kick the target squadmate's ass, instantly killing and disconnecting him.

Brilliant.

That one is getting added as the heavy melee.

[Maria Caliban]

pyroboy2290 wrote...

I think we should add the anti-elitist whiner vanguard class:

Anti-elitist whiner vanguard:

Logic barrier
Level 1: failure to understand most forms of logic, including what the term ‘elitist' means
Level 2: +10% to misunderstanding
Level 3: +25% posting speed
Level 4: either the “you elitists are all douches” response OR the “go back to bronze until you can solo gold after your entire team dies” response
Level 5: either +40% to misunderstanding or + 45% to posting speed
Level 6: either the “funny gif skill” or the “photoshop that you spent too much time on” skill

Love it.

My favorite it when people tell me that kicking players from silver is elitist and bad because if I can't solo silver then I suck at the game.