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[OblivionDawn]

If you can make a class with 2 total HP work, you deserve to be an elitist.

Anyway:

Ballistic Elitism:

Level 1: Sprays out a wide swath of over-generalizing insults, causing large amounts of enemy aggro.

Level 2: +25% to rebuttle speed.

Level 3: +10% to build-based kicking speed.

Level 4: Increase shock value of thread title to draw more aggro / Increase e-peen exaggeration by 25% for 3 pages.

Level 5: +10% to rebuttle speed / Add astounding ignorance to your attack, causing the enemy to fact-check several times in order to prove you wrong (decreases enemy rebuttle speed by 25%).

Level 6: Declare an entire genre of weapons as being "EZ mode" / Declare an entire class as being "EZ mode"

[Bamford38]

This thread is full of win.

But it needs to have -

Elitist Ego Trip.

Causes all team mates to die and view you solo the rest of the round, while "we are the champions" plays in the background.

SPAM IT!!!!

Modifié par Bamford38, 13 mai 2012 - 12:58 .

[Draining Dragon]

Emergency induction port.

[Badpanzer]

Draining Dragon wrote...

Health: 1
Shields: 1

Heavy melee: Elitist Kick-The elitist delivers a powerful blow to the rear of the target, be it friend or foe, instantly killing and disconnecting them.

-No shield gate
-No special movements.

Elite Tactical Cloak
Escape from any combat situations to leave your team to die, and break the cloak for a damage bonus on bodyshots.
Rank 1
Recharge speed: 3 seconds.
Duration: 20 seconds.
Damage bonus: 1%.
Enemies will never target you as long as another player is alive, unless you try to help them.
Rank 2
Recharge speed increased by 25%
Rank 3
Duration increased by 50%.
Rank 4
Damage bonus increased to 0%.
or
10% movement speed bonus when sprinting and not facing an enemy.
Rank 5
Duration increased by 50%.
or
Recharge speed increased by 25%.
Rank 6
1% sniper rifle damage bonus when cloaked.
or
Duration increased by 500% when the rest of your team is dead.

Elite Shockwave
Disrupt the headshots of the pathetic noobs on your team.
Rank 1
Recharge speed: 3 seconds.
Damage: 0.
Range: 20 meters.
Screen shake force: 1000 newtons.
Rank 2
Increase recharge speed by 25%.
Rank 3
Increase damage by 100000000000000000000000000000000000%.
Rank 4
Increase screen shake force by 50%.
or
Increase range by 50%.
Rank 5
Rotate the screens of allies by 90 degrees in a random direction.
or
Increase damage by an additional 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%.
Rank 6
Increase recharge speed by 25%.
or
Targets within a 100 meter radius cannot be damaged (to prevent kill stealing).


I can't think of the other powers, any ideas? 

I laughed especially at the shockwave description.

[pyroboy2290]

Draining Dragon wrote...

Emergency induction port.

That's a straw tali.