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[Terryballer]

Shepard's Last Words
And there will be peace?

The Last Straw
Quarian's Guide to Emergency Induction Ports

Dat Ass
A riviting tale of Miranda's Ass.


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Modifié par Terryballer, 17 mai 2012 - 06:11 .

[-Skorpious-]

Priority Earth

Nice! It was just a dream!

[Noelemahc]

Random Jerkface wrote...

And then Shepard was reapers.

End.

Now you went and made me cry


Satisfaction
This is for Thane, you bastard!

Azure, a riveting tale of forbidden love.
The lower regions, towards the bottom.

Biotic God
Sweeping like biotic wind, he comes.

[Sarc69]

Family Drama

"Everyone has daddy issues, Miranda dear."

[Gen Petitt]

Gen Petitt wrote...

The SPARTAN Effect by Gen Petitt

SPARTAN A-196 Noble Zero has done it stop the Covenant and the flood. On his way to Earth back our brave Commander suffers from a slip space rupture and ends up in a New universe. Armed with the Tech of the UNSC and Sepeatist Shangeli weapons and Equiped with a Forerunner AI from the Ark known as Damnation who has the last secrets of the Forerunners Commander A-196 now has a new purpose. Stop the Reapers at any cost.

Comming to the BSN in June

Yep

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 17 mai 2012 - 10:18 .

[Sarc69]

Alternate Histories (or, Bad Call, Commander Shepard)

1. The Triumph of Reason
'Actually, Saren makes some good points...'

2. Red Sand
Just one can't hurt, can it?

3. Pinnacle Station
'Sure, turn off safeties -- why not?'

4. The Failure of the Lazarus Project
The memory of pain. I can't...

5. A Shooting Accident High Up in the Citadel
Garrus's William Tell impersonation needed work.

6. A hero dies alone in London
Love was never enough. I'm finished.


This is a fun game! 

Modifié par Sarc69, 17 mai 2012 - 10:43 .

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: Terra Firma

Vote for me! I hate everyone!




Title: Mass Effect: Red Sand

It's a movie starring Mark Meer.

-- or --

There's a trailer at the site.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 17 mai 2012 - 12:05 .

[Noelemahc]

Introducing the new, Reaper brand razor.
"THEIRS HURT YOU. WE WILL NOT."

Blasto 7: The Crucible Of Fate
"Badassfully: Don't listen to his lies!"

Fleet and Flotilla 2
"I will Emergency Induct your world."

[tetsutsuru]

Revelations: Liara

"Shepard, I'm a Reaper Doomsday Device!"

[Chaoswind]

Ruined Ending by Chaoswind

Five minutes beyond my own control.
Five minutes beyond the control room.
Five minutes to Game Over screen.
Five minutes to live then die.
Five minutes to shot the Kid.

Modifié par Chaoswind, 17 mai 2012 - 06:03 .

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: Elevation

It gives us time to talk.

-or-

We are hiding the loading screens.

[Noelemahc]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Title: Mass Effect: Elevation

It gives us time to talk.

-or-

We are hiding the loading screens.

Imma let you finish, but Dragon Age Origins had the best Mass Effect Elevators Parody of all time =)

Speaking of which:

The Revelation
Dragon Age 2 Not That Terrible!

[Jonata]

 Mass Effet: Behind The Shepherd

Steak, Liara. I f**in love steak.

[Sarc69]

Commander Shepard In Love: Liara
"No, I adore your singsong delivery."

Tali
"How were you Miss England, sweetie?"

Garrus
"Where the hell d'you put that?"

Modifié par Sarc69, 17 mai 2012 - 11:15 .

[Sarc69]

Blue Rose of Ilium

Our poor garden, overrun with weeds.

[Jonata]

The ME3 Fanfics In Just 6 Words Thread In Just 6 Words

Brevity is the soul of wit.

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: I, Reaper

I think BRRAAAAWNNK! sounds really scary.

[Noelemahc]

Sarc69 wrote...
Garrus
"Where the hell d'you put that?"

To quote a widely-known ME2 comic:
"It is like a claw hammer!"

[Jonata]

The Indoctrination Theory Makes Shepard A Dull Boy 

All fight and no ME2 romance.
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance.
All fight and no ME2 romance. 
All fight and no ME2 romance. 

Modifié par Jonata, 18 mai 2012 - 11:31 .

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: I, Indoctrinated

Cogito ergo sum.
Cogito ergo paream.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 18 mai 2012 - 12:44 .

[Noelemahc]

Jesus Shepard:
Walking on water, running on alcohol.

(seriously, the dude never eats and ONLY drinks, and ONLY hard liquor, most of which isn't even for humans!)

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: Vorcha Like Me

I can't kiss without any lips.




Title: Mass Effect: Cogito ergo Paream

I didn't know I was indoctrinated.





Title: Mass Effect: A Song of Paranoia

I'm not indoctrinated! You are indoctrinated!

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 18 mai 2012 - 05:20 .

[Jonata]

 Mass Effect: The Shepherds' Code

Paragon or renegade, you should go.

Modifié par Jonata, 19 mai 2012 - 01:27 .

[Jonata]

Last one for today:

Know Where To Look, Shepard

You will find her on Earth.

[EricHVela]

Title: Mass Effect: The Aberration Rhapsody

It's called the Sour Yellow Note.