DJBare wrote...
Arian Dynas wrote...
KillerJudgement wrote...Not to be a party pooper, but I think this thread should cease.
Not to be a buzzkill, but thank you for your opinion, now kindly GTFO.
Be nice now Arian, not everyone has the ability to think outside the box 
You want thinking outside the box? I'll give ya thinking outside the box, I got a GM who tells this story to anyone who asks, bastard. <_<
I was playing an RPG with a guy who is now a real good buddy of mine, basically this kind of sci-fi thing where my character was a government test subject, very Weapon X, amnesia ad all, he got wolverine style regeneration and was a bit of a gun nut, with some compunctions about needles. And doctors.
Anyway, I get thrown in a shooting gallery filled with motion controlled guns, need to get to the other end and press a button, I'm handed a nice little selection of guns filled with riot bullets, the kind made of rubber that are supposed to bounce and hurt like all hell, but not actually kill anyone.
Anyway, I hop from cover to cover, get half way about there and then the guns shut down and a door opens up, bouncing in comes this guy who looks like Doomsday from the Superman comics, jumping around looking for me like an enormous murderous kangaroo, anyway, I try to get to the button as fast as I can, doing a mad dash, throwing grenades over my shoulder as I go, one even ripping half this's guy's face off, he picks up an oil drum when I'm about 7 feet from the button, pitches it at me and catches me full in the back, shattering my spine and pitching me chest first into the button, the guns come on all at once and shred the guy with bullets, then run out, I start piecing my spine back together, the scientists congratulate me via intercom, and then one bastard has a question.
"Subject 33179, why didn't you just shoot the button?"