Arian Dynas wrote...
So now it seems if I want Gamble to give me that job with the big BW I've got FOUR DLCs to write scripts for.
For your collective amusement, and a bit of fun;
Mass Effect: Awakening - Two weeks. It's been two weeks since the Seige of Earth. Two long, hard weeks.
They found you. Barely alive, your body torn and burned, your armor shredded, your mind nearly broken. In two weeks, the allied forces have been able to recover. The Crucible saved you in your darkest hour.
But while the front lines may have left you behind, the war is far from over.
Play as either Shepard or a new character, exploring the mystery of the Commander's disappearance! Has the war truly come to an end? Is this cycle doomed?
Has our greatest champion fallen?
Mass Effect: Resurrection - The Reapers, seeking a more efficient method of controlling their troops in combat, have
begun work on a new project, creating a new type of ground troop, derived from multiple species, Human, Turian,
Batarian and several others. The purpose of this new soldier? To act as a ground infantry commander, allowing their
forces to more efficiently co-ordinate without constant Reaper supervision.
Your mission? Get into the defiled and horrific Reaper laboratory and kill the guarding Destroyer, blowing up the lab and killing the protoype.
And you arrive just in time... for the protoype to defect. It's guiding intelligence, repurposed from a collected Reaper
memory core, chose to defy it's masters and now seeks asylum.
The name of this intelligence guiding this Frankenstenian body made from the remains of Turians, Humans and Asari?
Saren Arterius.
Mass Effect: Firebird - The Alliance has received a number of disturbing reports about a small planet on the far end of the Terminus Systems, the small orbiting blue orb known as Herodotus. Cerberus, in their constant search for Prothean technology, have set up a base, which up to this point had gone largely unnoticed.
Under orders from the Illusive Man, Project Phoenix had begun work here, their mission, to take recovered Prothean tech and integrate it into studies of transhuman enhancement, creating amazingly powerful biotics.
At least, so Alliance Intelligence thought from the reports received from Cerberus defectors in the Phoenix program. In reality the truth was far darker. Cerberus had discovered a thus far unprecedented number of intact, Prothean stasis pods, leading them to preform tests, and eventually genetic experiments, splicing Prothean DNA into Human bodies, shortening the lifespans of these volunteers considerably and leaving them requiring a constant flow of anti-rejection drugs, but vastly improving their biotic potential.
In response to the considerable threat, the Reapers, having now received word of Project Phoenix, have sent one of the last remaining Collector ships as a scout to seize the installation and prepare it for reaping.
Your mission? Infiltrate Project Phoenix, eliminate the Cerberus presence, allowing the Alliance to seize the base, rescue and evacuate the Prothean population, and destroy the Collector Ship.
Mass Effect: Operation Neptune - A routine mission is what it should have been, should have being the operative word. Under orders from Admiral Hackett you picked up an asari ambassador, returning to the Citadel from negotiations with several mercenary groups, pick up and return, simple enough on it's own.
Well, the fact that the ambassador's name was Aethyta complicated things slightly.
Everything would have been fine had one of the matriarch's retinue not been a traitor. The Tantalus Drive Core, sabotaged. The Normandy? Dropped out of FTL in the most inconvenient place imaginable, waiting like a beached whale for a Reaper to find her. Of course Cerberus had far more direct plans for reclaiming their lost investment, in this case, Operation Neptune, the invasion of the Normandy.
Your mission? Fight off the Assassin attempting to murder you in your bed! Make your way to the Tantalus core and reactivate it! Rescue your crew! Discover the nature of the traitor! Fight off a Cerberus invasion of your own ship! Return to the Citadel and have an entire refit for the Normandy! New rooms! New features! New shipmates! And a new weapon!
Holy crap! Awesome ideas. Shut up and take my money