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[Simon_Says]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

Raistlin Majare 1992 wrote...

Arian Dynas wrote...

AUGH! RAIST! What happened to your avatar!? 

Needed something new, that old Salarian "are you ****ing kidding me" face (seriously it reminded me of that) was getting old.

So now I dug into an old passion of mine, Dragons. After all Dragons always get the ladies (wether the ladies want to or not) so I am of to kidnap a Princess or three...do you guys think the Reapers have any Princesses?

...

Oh god...

Weird random stuff incomming: I think I figured out the Catalyst true Identity.

It is a princess, a Reaper princess on her quest to create the perfect male. That is why the reapers are harvesting, they are trying to create the perfect man for their Princess and they think they finally found what is needed in Shepard.

That is why the Catalyst wnats Shepard to pick Synthesis so badly...if you know what I mean

...

Who here thinks I should go to bed? Raise your hand

So what about Femshep? And yes, you should go to bed.

...
>_>


Even better! 

-edit- I'm going to change to a slowpoke avatar.

Modifié par Simon_Says, 28 juillet 2012 - 08:15 .

[smokingotter1]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

estebanus wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

Raistlin Majare 1992 wrote...

Arian Dynas wrote...

AUGH! RAIST! What happened to your avatar!? 

Needed something new, that old Salarian "are you ****ing kidding me" face (seriously it reminded me of that) was getting old.

So now I dug into an old passion of mine, Dragons. After all Dragons always get the ladies (wether the ladies want to or not) so I am of to kidnap a Princess or three...do you guys think the Reapers have any Princesses?

...

Oh god...

Weird random stuff incomming: I think I figured out the Catalyst true Identity.

It is a princess, a Reaper princess on her quest to create the perfect male. That is why the reapers are harvesting, they are trying to create the perfect man for their Princess and they think they finally found what is needed in Shepard.

That is why the Catalyst wnats Shepard to pick Synthesis so badly...if you know what I mean

...

Who here thinks I should go to bed? Raise your hand

So what about Femshep? And yes, you should go to bed.

In femshep's case, the catalyst is a lesbian. That also explains why the reapers failed in making the catalyst the right man, and it also explains why they again and again tried to make the perfect man for her!

Also, we managed to talk about lesbians again. LOL

Lesbian singularity strikes again.

[Ageless Face]

BansheeOwnage wrote...
Because the "catalyst" doesn't actually exist. It's just a projection of Shepard's subconscious, combined with indoc signals. So it's really Shepard's subconscious that gives her that option.

I mean that the catalyst offering the choice to Shepard because he doesn't like it is not far fetched. He also doesn't like destroy, he makes it pretty clear. If we won't go into the literalist explanation, the catalyst should get rid of control if he doesn't like it as much as he should get rid of destroy. Yet he doesn't do either.

[byne]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

estebanus wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

So what about Femshep? And yes, you should go to bed.

In femshep's case, the catalyst is a lesbian. That also explains why the reapers failed in making the catalyst the right man, and it also explains why they again and again tried to make the perfect man for her!

Also, we managed to talk about lesbians again. LOL

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

[BansheeOwnage]

smokingotter1 wrote...

You're better than consoles... "join us and we will find a place for you"

"I'd rather die than live like that! You're indoctrinated!"

Actually, (holy ****) this works! The PC people see themselves as the pinnicle of evolution. They're trying to indoctrinate us!

[Simon_Says]

byne wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

estebanus wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

So what about Femshep? And yes, you should go to bed.

In femshep's case, the catalyst is a lesbian. That also explains why the reapers failed in making the catalyst the right man, and it also explains why they again and again tried to make the perfect man for her!

Also, we managed to talk about lesbians again. LOL

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

[BansheeOwnage]

byne wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

estebanus wrote...

BansheeOwnage wrote...

So what about Femshep? And yes, you should go to bed.

In femshep's case, the catalyst is a lesbian. That also explains why the reapers failed in making the catalyst the right man, and it also explains why they again and again tried to make the perfect man for her!

Also, we managed to talk about lesbians again. LOL

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Starts here http://social.biowar...x/12047832/2177, about halfway down. Enjoy.

 again F***!

Modifié par BansheeOwnage, 28 juillet 2012 - 08:18 .

[Arian Dynas]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

smokingotter1 wrote...

You're better than consoles... "join us and we will find a place for you"

"I'd rather die than live like that! You're indoctrinated!"

Actually, (holy ****) this works! The PC people see themselves as the pinnicle of evolution. They're trying to indoctrinate us!

Hey now, just because I'm better than you in every way...

[RavenEyry]

Raistlin Majare 1992 wrote...

It is a princess, a Reaper princess on her quest to create the perfect male. That is why the reapers are harvesting, they are trying to create the perfect man for their Princess and they think they finally found what is needed in Shepard.

I'm sorry Shepard but your catalyst is in another citadel.

[smokingotter1]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

smokingotter1 wrote...

You're better than consoles... "join us and we will find a place for you"

"I'd rather die than live like that! You're indoctrinated!"

Actually, (holy ****) this works! The PC people see themselves as the pinnicle of evolution. They're trying to indoctrinate us!

All I want is for you to "accend." Now would you kindly jump into the energy beam and melt?

[byne]

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

[BansheeOwnage]

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

Hence my comment. It was funny nonetheless.

[estebanus]

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

I'm either a lesbian female or a heterosexual male. It's up to you to decide.

Modifié par estebanus, 28 juillet 2012 - 08:22 .

[BansheeOwnage]

RavenEyry wrote...

Raistlin Majare 1992 wrote...

It is a princess, a Reaper princess on her quest to create the perfect male. That is why the reapers are harvesting, they are trying to create the perfect man for their Princess and they think they finally found what is needed in Shepard.

I'm sorry Shepard but your catalyst is in another citadel.

+1

[RavenEyry]

estebanus wrote...
I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

You told us you were male before. Or was that a lie? HOW MANY LIES HAVE THERE BEEN?

[BansheeOwnage]

estebanus wrote...

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

I'm either a lesbian female or a heterosexual male. It's up to you to decide.

Sent you a message. Anyway, I think gender ambiguity is somewhat useful on forums, but less so in the IT thread due to everyone here being more respectful.

Modifié par BansheeOwnage, 28 juillet 2012 - 08:24 .

[byne]

estebanus wrote...

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

I'm either a lesbian female or a heterosexual male. It's up to you to decide.

When given a choice between the two I always assume lesbian.

Always.

Though, your profile says male.

[BansheeOwnage]

RavenEyry wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

You told us you were male before. Or was that a lie? HOW MANY LIES HAVE THERE BEEN?

Estebanus is the catalyst!

[estebanus]

RavenEyry wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

You told us you were male before. Or was that a lie? HOW MANY LIES HAVE THERE BEEN?

...It's up to you to decide whether I'm an AI or not.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, La-Li-Lu-LeLo...

[smokingotter1]

RavenEyry wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

You told us you were male before. Or was that a lie? HOW MANY LIES HAVE THERE BEEN?

Directed by M. Night Shamalayandingdong

[BansheeOwnage]

byne wrote...

When given a choice between the two I always assume lesbian.

Always.

Do you think Femshep/Liara counts as a lesbian relationship? Or do you just count it as one regardless for reasons listed above?

[estebanus]

byne wrote...

estebanus wrote...

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

byne wrote...

Again? Did I miss a conversation about lesbians earlier? That makes me a sad panda.

Page 2177. GO!

Hmm. That was less lesbian and more mistaking Estebanus' gender.

Unless I've been wrong all along and Estebanus is actually a woman...

I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

I'm either a lesbian female or a heterosexual male. It's up to you to decide.

When given a choice between the two I always assume lesbian.

Always.

Though, your profile says male.

Check again.

[byne]

BansheeOwnage wrote...

byne wrote...

When given a choice between the two I always assume lesbian.

Always.

Do you think Femshep/Liara counts as a lesbian relationship? Or do you just count it as one regardless for reasons listed above?

Yes.

[Simon_Says]

smokingotter1 wrote...

RavenEyry wrote...

estebanus wrote...
I won't confirm nor deny me being a female, because I don't want to be prescriptive about how you interpret my gender.

You told us you were male before. Or was that a lie? HOW MANY LIES HAVE THERE BEEN?

Directed by M. Night Shamalayandingdong

According to you, Arian is Walters, I'm Hudson, and Esteban is the Catalyst.

...

Hey guys. Tell me, why are we here again?

[estebanus]

Daisy...Daisy...