Dwailing wrote...
estebanus wrote...
paxxton wrote...
estebanus wrote...
Everytime you let a quote pyramid live on, starchild destroys another franchise!
Spread the word!
We want to beat a Guinness Record here. Join us! And we'll find a place for you.
No...That's not true... That's IMPOSSIBLE!
I should point out that no matter how long our quote pyramid gets, Garrus Vakarian will STILL hold the Guinness World Record for longest quote pyramid.
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???: "Refresh your page."
Moderator Shepard: "What? Where am I?"
???: "The Indoctrination Theory Thread."
Moderator Shepard: "Who... Who are you?"
???: "I am the internet."
Moderator Shepard: "I thought the BSN was the internet."
The Internet: "No, the BSN is part of me."
Moderator Shepard: "I need to stop the Trolls, do you... know how I can do that?"
The Internet: "Perhaps, I control the Trolls. They are my solution..."
Moderator Shepard: "The solution to what?"
The Internet: "Spam. Idiots will always spam the intelligent..."
The Internet: "But we found a way to stop that from happening, a way to restore order for the next thread."
Moderator Shepard: "By derailing the entire thread?"
The Internet: "No. We troll the intelligent, leaving the less intelligent ones alone. Just like we left you the last time we were here."
Moderator Shepard: "But you trolled the rest..."
The Internet: "We helped them ascend so they can make way for new users, storing the old user in troll form."
Moderator Shepard: "I think we'd rather keep our own form."
The Internet:"No, you can't... Without us to stop it, idiots would destroy all
intelligence. We've created this cycle so that never happens. That's the
solution."
Moderator Shepard: "So now what?"
The Internet: "We find a new solution."
Moderator Shepard: "Yeah, but how?"
The Internet: "The Topic... changed me. Created new... Possibilities... But I
can't make them happen. I know you've thought about banning us.
You can ban all the Trolls if you want. Including the idiots... But even your posts are partly pointless."
Moderator Shepard: "But the Trolls will be banned?"
The Internet: "Yes, but the discussion won't last. Soon, new users will act like idiots and then the chaos will come back."
Moderator Shepard: "Maybe..."
The Internet: "Or do you think you can win an argument against us?"
Moderator Shepard: "Huh. So... the users who tried to debate were right after all."
The Internet: "Yes, but they could never could have gotten us to shut up because we already controll-olololol-ed them."
Moderator Shepard: "But I can..."
The Internet: "You will debate with us, but you will lose any sense of intelligence you have."
Moderator Shepard: "But the Trolls will leave?"
The Internet: "Yes. There is another solution."
Moderator Shepard: "Yeah?"
The Internet: "Synthesis."
Moderator Shepard: "And that is?"
The Internet: "Add your computer data to the internet.
Everything
on your hard drive will be absorbed and then sent out onto BSN. The
chain reaction will unite all of BSN into being pissed about Viruses. A
new... nerd rage."
Moderator Shepard: "I... don't know."
The Internet: "Why not? Computer Viruses are already part of you; can you imagine your PC without them?"
Moderator Shepard: "And there will be... peace?"
The Internet: "The cycle will end. Synthesis is the ultimate nerd
rage on BSN, but we need each other to make it happen. You have a
difficult decision. Releasing the energy of the Topic will end the
cycle, but it will also remove the forum rules. The paths are open --
but you have to choose."