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#51
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Seagloom wrote...

greengoron89 wrote...

Lulz. When are YouTube comments ever not a fail?


Oh, I don't know... I have seen actual discussion taking place in the comments of some of my game music uploads. Not often, but it happens. In any case, that doesn't change anything; and I wasn't limiting my criticism to YouTube comments besides.


Yeah, I have, too - after sorting through dozens of "X amount of people are <insert lame witticism here >" and Justin Bieber comments, that is.

And what game music uploads do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

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android654 wrote...

This was one bad ad. All of ME3's marketing was pretty fu*king horrible.


:mellow:

The launch trailer, the War Begins trailer, and the VGA trailer were all pretty damn good. 

But whatever agree to disagree. 

Modifié par Savber100, 15 mai 2012 - 12:37 .


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greengoron89 wrote...

Yeah, I have, too - after sorting through dozens of "X amount of people are <insert lame witticism here >" and Justin Bieber comments, that is.

And what game music uploads do you have, if you don't mind me asking?


Nothing you can't find elsewhere on YouTube for most part. There's two, maybe three soundtracks unique to my channel tops.

You're not wrong about most YT video comments. I guess I've been fortunate enough to subscribe to channels with generally less childish responses too. It's enough for me to believe it's not always terrible.

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My take away is that if you bounced a quarter off that woman's ass it would reach the stratosphere.

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slimgrin wrote...

My take away is that if you bounced a quarter off that woman's ass it would reach the stratosphere.



According to the scientific method, you are correct.

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slimgrin wrote...

My take away is that if you bounced a quarter off that woman's ass it would reach the stratosphere.


I've seen bouncier.

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Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

Besides that...Ubisoft committed an epic fail. They want the CoD market, but at least they don't stoop that low.

Modifié par Sajji, 15 mai 2012 - 12:50 .


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I do not hate coco or mr ice t, in fact, I like em (I watch SVU) and like stated above mr ice t is a gamer himself.

But....why? This shows nothing of the game. I mean....sheesh. What. Why. Who. Ugh. This is like that one burger king commercial.

Ugh.

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Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

Besides that...Ubisoft committed an epic fail. They want the CoD market, but at least they don't stoop that low.


Heck no, not with the amount of plastic she has on.

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Heh, plastic or no, she still has all the goods where it counts - so I'd say there's still some fun to be had.

Then again, I'm a total lecher - so take my endorsement for what it's worth. :devil:

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Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.

Modifié par android654, 15 mai 2012 - 01:15 .


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android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P

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Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

Besides that...Ubisoft committed an epic fail. They want the CoD market, but at least they don't stoop that low.


I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
In fact I think my penis is an innie now.
I didn't find it hot on Pamela Anderson and aperantly she's supposed to be my generations hot thing ugh.
I'm surprised they had so many shots in the sun probably could smell the plastic burning.

Seriously I had no interest in this game and now I have less than none.  Ghost Recon is a parady of what it used to be.

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Sajji wrote...

android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


It's not a question of "taking a stand" just not attractive to me. Not in the slightest. Even if she was, the second she opened her mouth...

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Sajji wrote...

android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


I'm telling you right now if she came into my room naked with money I'd tell her to GTFO and I AM SERIOUS.
its not a stand I find her gross and the complete oposite of what turns me on.

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Sajji wrote...

android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


I believe android is more into the Noomi Rapace / Rooney Mara look. :whistle:

 

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naughty99 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


I believe android is more into the Noomi Rapace / Rooney Mara look. :whistle:

 



Gotta have more muscles than the guy she's with :lol:

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Rockworm503 wrote...Gotta have more muscles than the guy she's with&nbsp;:lol:


Don't be mad because you've never done a sit-up.



naughty99 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

android654 wrote...

Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...


:lol:

Oh wait. Are you serious? Get the fu*k outta here.


C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


I believe android is more into the Noomi Rapace / Rooney Mara look. :whistle:

 



Awww.... Who knew this whole time you were paying attention to little old me.

Modifié par android654, 15 mai 2012 - 01:41 .


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Have to agree with Rockworm and Android, though - who exactly was the audience for this ad? The other ads I've seen tried to present the game as a serious sort of third person alternative to COD/BF3, which is a completely different message.

Did they put her in this ad because she's a voice actress in the game?

Modifié par naughty99, 15 mai 2012 - 01:43 .


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I think they did it for the obvious reasons. It's kind of funny though because SR3 had a few adverts with porn stars and have one voiced in game, but it fit with the theme of the game. This seems really out of place.

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She's chubby, fake, and orange...

Image IPB

And I was a huge fan of the original.

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android654 wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote...Gotta have more muscles than the guy she's with&nbsp;:lol:


Don't be mad because you've never done a sit-up.




But their so hard :crying:

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The game looks okay to be honest, don't know why so many of you whining over the game.

As for the woman.. Well I'm not interested in her or what she says.

She is just someone annoying in between gameplay footage.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 15 mai 2012 - 02:23 .


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Stars help me she makes me embarrassed to be a woman.. :unsure: .. and blonde <_<

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My reaction: lol