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#76
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I lost it once I got to the ass shot. -.- Stay classy Ubisoft.

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She's married to Ice-T? Lol.

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Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P



The fattest women in the world would have far better chance to seduce me then that thing in commercial.

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Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.

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^Couldn't put it better.

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bleetman wrote...

Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.


Probably i will shoot her with that SMG she is using, or my good'ol tire iron can leave some marks on her.
Seriously i will burn myself before even she touches me.

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****** and ass for modern marketing equals win xD

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This add shows desperation. What it tells me is that they made an awful game and this is the only way they can sell it.

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Ubisoft is just great at doing things that fans don´t want. Like Call Of Juarez, Conviction (Even that wasn´t a bad game) and DRM. And this ad? I don´t like plastic people.

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NO DON'T SHOW THIS TO BIOWARE DELETE THIS THREAD THIS WILL BE THEIR NEW MARKETING PLOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Well I like woman in every form, naked, dressed, in bikini, covered in honey or cherry, relaxing in warm mud and so on, so you bet I will take a look at the adverstise.

But I wasn't interested in the game and I'm still not interested in the game. Image IPB

But if you people think this is bad, take a look at this.


And no, is not a joke, is really a game! 

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wow

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Games never fail to let themselves down..

Not a fan of attacking the woman involved personally either though, seems just as bad taste as the video itself.

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:sick:

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Dat assssssssssssss.

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brfritos wrote...

Well I like woman in every form, naked, dressed, in bikini, covered in honey or cherry, relaxing in warm mud and so on, so you bet I will take a look at the adverstise.

But I wasn't interested in the game and I'm still not interested in the game. Image IPB

But if you people think this is bad, take a look at this.


And no, is not a joke, is really a game! 



Well, this commercial would fit more for that game.

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Eh, I wish they had chosen a cool edgy gamer girl like Eliza Dushku.

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bleetman wrote...

Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.


Nailed it.

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bleetman wrote...

Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.


Jesus f*cking Christ! That's a bit harsh.

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Arcadian Legend wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.


Nailed it.


No pun intended? :P

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Slimgrin might be a huge perv, but he still manages to be more classy then some of the posters in this thread :whistle:.

Modifié par Mystic dream, 15 mai 2012 - 02:33 .


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The Vector, damn thats a sexy gun.

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Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

Besides that...Ubisoft committed an epic fail. They want the CoD market, but at least they don't stoop that low.


No

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greengoron89 wrote...

Arcadian Legend wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Sajji wrote...

C'mon...be serious. If right now she came in and tried to seduce you, you'd be all about it!!

Not saying she's amazing or that the marketing isn't stupid...but all of the guys on here would. Don't lie to make yourself look like you took a stand! :P


Sajji wrote...

Every guy on this thread would...don't lie.

No, no we wouldn't. For the same reason that when I'm hungry but out of food, I don't go outside and start gnawing on my garbage.


Nailed it.


No pun intended? :P


ROFL

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Freaking HILARIOUS!!!

(But sad that they apparently didn't realize it was...)