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[Dantexr3]

 After TIM's confrontation, is your EMS are low, Shepard dies instead of Anderson. Then, when Hackett calls:

- Hackett: Shepard? Are you there? The Crucible is not shooting.

- Anderson: Anderson here. Shepard didn't make it.

- H: He died as a hero, but the Crucible is doing nothing. Can you activate it from there?

- A: I was born in London.

- H: What?

- A: You know... London is where I was born.

- H: It's ok Anderson, but we need the Crucible working!

- A: I was born in London.

- H: I know! Just activate the Crucible! The Reapers are killing everyone!

[Anderson falls down and gets transported by a space-magical lighting elevator]

- Catalyst: Wake up.

[Anderson stands up]

- C: What are you doing here?

- A: I was born in London.

- C: That's fine, but you are not supposed to be here.

- A: Because you know... I was born in London.

- C: Whatever. There's 3 options. [The Catalyst explains all the stuff to Anderson] It's time to choose.

- A: But I was born in London.

- C: You said that already. Just pick one of those three options.

- A: I was bor-

- C: -JUST CHOOSE ONE OF THESE. LOOK THAT TUBE? JUST SHOOT IT. THE ONE IN THE CUTSCENE SHOOTING THE TUBE WAS YOU.

- A: I will do it. For London. The place where I was born.

[Anderson walks to the tube]

- C: Mother of me, he's finally doing it.

[Anderson starts talking with the tube]

- A: Know what? I was born in London.

- C: GRRRRRRAAAARRRR I'M GOING TO END THIS

[The Catalyst grabs Anderson and throws him at the green Synthesis beam]

- C: Come on guys, we're leaving.

[The Reapers fly away and return to dark space]

Consequences of Synthesis ending:

Now everyone have Anderson's face, and the only thing they can say is "I was born in London" for the rest of eternity.

[David7204]

Jesus. He said it twice. Relax.

[Phillips94]

ok as much as it annoyed me that he said it twice in the game this is just stupid.

[Apollo-XL5]

You know where the 2012 Olympics are being held?

....thats right.......... LONDON!

[rymajn3]

How to kill a joke 101

[kalikilic]

i've been trolled. *shameface*

[ZackG312]

I was born in London

[Dantexr3]

ZackG312 wrote...

I was born in London

Really?

[superninja234]

......

[ZackG312]

Dantexr3 wrote...

ZackG312 wrote...

I was born in London

Really?

no.. sadly I can never say that

Modifié par ZackG312, 14 mai 2012 - 10:36 .

[OblivionDawn]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present:

Trying To Hard: The Musical

[ZackG312]

alot of you are too uptight

I laughed at the OP's joke

[The Vanquished1]

LOL and they could play this tune for the end credits.

[Humakt83]

Child: Was Andersson really born in London?
Stargazer: Yes, but some of the details have been lost in time. It could have been Chinatown. Or it could have been Harbinger who was born in London.
Child: Time to take your pills grandpa.

Modifié par Humakt83, 14 mai 2012 - 10:52 .

[coles4971]

im crying

cant

stop

laughing

[MidnightRaith]

Geez people.... I chuckled, OP for what it's worth.

[Edolix]

Humakt83 wrote...

Child: Was Andersson really born in London?
Stargazer: Yes, but some of the details have been lost in time. It could have been Chinatown. Or it could have been Harbinger who was born in London.
Child: Time to take your pills grandpa.

Lol this was funnier then the OP

[Rxdiaz]

Apollo-XL5 wrote...

You know where the 2012 Olympics are being held?

....thats right.......... LONDON!

Coincidence?!? I think not!

[rowan93]

I laughed

[DOYOURLABS]

Humakt83 wrote...

Child: Was Andersson really born in London?
Stargazer: Yes, but some of the details have been lost in time. It could have been Chinatown. Or it could have been Harbinger who was born in London.
Child: Time to take your pills grandpa.

Then the message afterwards: 
"Anderson has become a legend. Now continue his adventure by buying DLC that lets you go to his birthplace, London. You know, where he was born. Anderson was born in London."

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Other than the botching of the Catalyst's personality, I could totally see this happening.
...if I had been born in London.

[2484Stryker]

It's a joke, guys, relax. Chill. Sheesh.

[Harmless Crunch]

I was born in London.

[Enado]

This is how memes get started guys...

[alec1898]

Enado wrote...

This is how memes get started guys...

Ewww. Let's keep this strictly BSN.