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Has Mass Effect made you Xenosexual?


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mauro2222 wrote...

AdamJenson wrote...

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I don't think the BSN is much of a judge of what is and isn't abnormal. An old saying regarding pots and kettles comes to mind.


Oh we CAN make clear and simple human judgements on what is and is not abnormal.  Everyone can and does all the time.  

There's the cutesy game fantasy issue of imaging banging some cartoon alien vs the real deal. 

BIG difference.


Uh-huh, like the real deal of banging an alien species that doesn't even exist so any kind of description based on something that is not even written in game is kinda silly.


Actually, I am referring to the fairly interesting dynamic.  In the CARTOON that is the game, some people get all dreamy about birdlike/reptilian, spikey, spiney, boney, claw-y, insectoidal aliens but if created in "reality" in a movie (like the movie alien) the dynamic changes.  Because the movie version, even though no more real than the cartoon version, is MUCH more realistic and believable than the cartoon.  Like the difference between a cartoon spider (big whoop) and a realistically rendered (or even real one) in a movie (heebeejeebees!  Except for me, that is,  I like spiders...just not in THAT way).

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They don't get all dreamy about the body, they get all dreamy about the personality that it's inside of that body, is through the personality that they find attraction.

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AdamJenson wrote...

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The humanoid races (Drell, Asari, Quarian), yes. The random extremely different ones, no. Though I did just LOL at the thought of an inter-species romance with an Elcor. OUCH.

FaWa wrote...
Having Sex with an animal is definitely not consensual.
With an intelligent alien species? That is ususally not rape. So you can't compare the two because they are very human like in physical form and in intelligence. A horse looks hella different from a human as oppose to a turian to a human. 


I agree with you here but I definitely LOLed pretty hard at the horse looking hella different part.


OK...a xenomorph (the alien from the movie "Alien").  It is humanoid in that it is bipedal, has bilateral symmetry, a head on a neck atop shoulders, a chest, stomach, hips...humanoid.  Let's make it nonaggressive and have it speak and act like Garrus.  Friendly overall.  Picture that thing.  Now it is great you can be friends or friendly with this slightly reimagined alien.  It really isn't that much different than a turian, at least when compared to humans.  They share the same nasty needle teeth, claws, boney armor plate, spikes here and there.  You want to bump uglies with that alien? 

No.  Why?  Because it is much more realistically imagined in actual 3D vs the cartoonish rendering of a turian in a video game but the principal is the same. A faithfully rendered or 3D generated turian would NOT be something you would want to French kiss, let alone give a reach-around...or get one from.  Needle nasty teeth, spikey hard sharp armor plate, leathery skin, claws, the works.  Pretty much very similar to the alien xenomorph.  

Oh I am not saying that I'm interested in sex with a Turian of course.  Turians are probably really disgusting naked.  And ever since I saw this...well, I'll let it speak for itself...

My personal preference is romancing the humanoid ones like the Drell or the Asari.

Modifié par TJX2045, 08 juin 2012 - 06:24 .


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If there are people who get their kicks out of balloons, then I'm sure anything is possible.

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Capt. Kirk did it first, and did it better.

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Turians are chicken lizards so no thanks.

Asari are blue human women created purely for this very thing so eh why not.

Quarians are just photoshopped people with lines on them so /shrug I guess.

Krogan are Klingon ripoffs and they scare me.  Don't even want to think about it.

Elcor?  HAH

Volus I guess its like doing a midget.

Batarian.... ALL THOSE EYES YIKES

Vorcha?  Ummmmmm *backs away*

Jellyfish anyone?

Salarians are too weird looking.

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I could only find the quarians and asari attractive enough to sleep with and they're not very alien at all (well, everything other than the hanar are really variations on a human - same basic body and face structure).

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one word: sexual issues

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mauro2222 wrote...

They don't get all dreamy about the body, they get all dreamy about the personality that it's inside of that body, is through the personality that they find attraction.


In the immortal words of wisdom of Jim Carey in the very astute, yet funny, "Liar Liar"...that is something ugly people say.

It's your INNER beauty that makes you beautiful (or desireable, etc).

Nah, it merely helps.  Physical biological attraction is THE core (and evolutionarily programmed FOR GOOD REASON) and anything else is mere icing.

Oh and to slightly modify an old flippant saying to make it less "offensive" in the word use:  'You don't hump someone's personality."

Modifié par AdamJenson, 08 juin 2012 - 02:21 .


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AdamJenson wrote...

mauro2222 wrote...

They don't get all dreamy about the body, they get all dreamy about the personality that it's inside of that body, is through the personality that they find attraction.


In the immortal words of wisdom of Jim Carey in the very astute, yet funny, "Liar Liar"...that is something ugly people say.

It's your INNER beauty that makes you beautiful (or desireable, etc).

Nah, it merely helps.  Physical biological attraction is THE core (and evolutionarily programmed FOR GOOD REASON) and anything else is mere icing.

Oh and to slightly modify an old flippant saying to make it less "offensive" in the word use:  'You don't hump someone's personality."


It amazes how little you know about hormones, sex and romantic attraction or relationships. Omnisexual people beg to differ with you. Or simply, anyone in love =]

Modifié par mauro2222, 08 juin 2012 - 03:39 .


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Call me weird, but I would totally date a Geth.

O.o

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Drummernate wrote...

Call me weird, but I would totally date a Geth.

O.o



If i was shepard i'd so joke you like shepard did to joker lol

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Uh, no.

The only reason I shipped Shep with Tali in my games is because she had the most likable personality out of the given choices. Chances that I'd shack up with an alien IRL are pretty slim, no matter how human-like. Well, *maybe* if they were very human-like. The fact that they're alien wouldn't be the deciding factor of attraction, anyway.

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Yeah, why not? As long as they are humanoid and hot...

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I'd do whatever the aliens wanted, as long as they are hot alien chicks.

If they are dudes they can go screw themselves with a spiked grenade that then explodes inside of their excrement hole.

As for why I would comply with the hot alien chicks, I am completely disillusioned with the human race. You can thank my job for that, frakkin *holes need to die.

Modifié par Virginian, 09 juin 2012 - 01:33 .


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Virginian wrote...

I'd do whatever the aliens wanted, as long as they are hot alien chicks. If they are dudes they can go screw themselves with a spiked grenade that then explodes inside of their excrement hole.


Well that was rude.

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orly?
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now?

Modifié par FaWa, 09 juin 2012 - 01:34 .


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FaWa wrote...

Virginian wrote...

I'd do whatever the aliens wanted, as long as they are hot alien chicks. If they are dudes they can go screw themselves with a spiked grenade that then explodes inside of their excrement hole.


Well that was rude.

No it wasn't. You're rud for saying and thinking that. Now go play with a spiked grenade that had it's pin removed.

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Virginian wrote...

FaWa wrote...

Virginian wrote...

I'd do whatever the aliens wanted, as long as they are hot alien chicks. If they are dudes they can go screw themselves with a spiked grenade that then explodes inside of their excrement hole.


Well that was rude.

No it wasn't. You're rud for saying and thinking that. Now go play with a spiked grenade that had it's pin removed.


I keep forgetting 12 year olds use computers. 

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Nope. I still prefer humans. I love the Asari though, but they are almost like female humans, so franckly I don't think it matters...

I wouldn't date a turian, a quarian, or something else.

Modifié par Sylvianus, 09 juin 2012 - 01:47 .


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I'd bang an Asari that is really about it.

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Virginian wrote...

FaWa wrote...

Virginian wrote...

I'd do whatever the aliens wanted, as long as they are hot alien chicks. If they are dudes they can go screw themselves with a spiked grenade that then explodes inside of their excrement hole.


Well that was rude.

No it wasn't. You're rud for saying and thinking that. Now go play with a spiked grenade that had it's pin removed.

roflmbao 

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FaWa wrote...


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now?


Yeah I don't play for that team.