...she didn't constantly chirp, "No new messages for you, Commander!" when I didn't have any messages.
Does my damn phone answering machine tell me when I haven't gotten a message? NO. Because if it did, I'd get a refund.
That's only the third worst thing about her. The second worst is how you'll have a chat with her during which she'll tell you that you have new messages, then you'll tell her that'll be all for now and by the time you've moved a fraction of an inch in the direction of your terminal she'll go "You have new messages, Commander." Er, yeeeeees, you just frickin' told me that before, Kells.
The absolute worst thing about her is how scale itch got on the Normandy.