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[Euphori Sixx]

I'll start

"The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you ****** me PANTS!"

"I've had enough of your disingenuous PANTS!"

[bennyjammin79]

"I'll always want you in my pants." - Miranda Lawson

[T_l_M_B_0]

"The pants will always rebel against their creators" - Starb*tch
"You have pants. More than you think" - Starb*tch
"Pants are already a part of you. Can you imagine life without them?" - Starb*tch

Makes more sense than the original.

[devSin]

T_l_M_B_0 wrote...

"The pants will always rebel against their creators" - Starb*tch
"You have pants. More than you think" - Starb*tch
"Pants are already a part of you. Can you imagine life without them?" - Starb*tch

I knew they were trying to say something with that ending, but I had no idea!

Plot twist!

[Rrezz]

"you exist because we allow it, and you will pants, because we demand it"

[Repearized Miranda]

"I've dedicated my life to understanding the pants!" (TIM you done gone deep -- real deep!)

"We're having a baby! Brynn wants to name it after you ... Pants!"

"Some people don't match their names, so I give them knew ones. Sparks, Estaban, Scars, (Ashley: Don't forget Flashlights!) ... and you! Pants!"

Right ...

"You must target the vulnerable point in the pants!"

Rodriguez: "I will pants you!" (Jack to Rodriguez) "So take your pants out of your purse!" (What kind of Academy is this? )

Modifié par Repearized Miranda, 15 mai 2012 - 06:37 .

[III_wAR]

"Does this unit have pants?"-Legion

Modifié par III_wAR, 15 mai 2012 - 05:49 .

[Shajar]

"I want more pants"

[Hussain747715]

"You all know the mission, and what is at stake.
I have come to trust each of you with my pants-- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for pants; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.
Think of our heroes; the Silent Pants, who defeated a nation with a single pants. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden pants. These giants do not seem to give us pants here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were pants!
Our pants stopped the rachni, but before that we held the pants! Our pantsstopped the krogan, but before that, we held the pants!
Our pants will stop Saren; in the battle today, we will hold the pants!"

[Zombie Chow]

Guys, this is outstanding stuff, I'm having trouble meeting this high bar. In particular:

"I'll always want you in my pants."

"Does this unit have pants."

"We will hold the pants."

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Captain Baily: "You think he's the only man who ever screwed up raising his pants?"

Mordin Solus: "All scientific advancement due to intelligence overcoming, compensating, for pants. Can't carry a load, so invent wheel. Can't catch food, so invent spear. PAAANTS! No pants, no advancement! No advancement, culture stagnates!"

[CrystalCircuit]

"They used to eat pants."

"They used to lick their pants."

Modifié par CrystalCircuit, 15 mai 2012 - 06:28 .

[M_Kirkwall]

Garrus: I wanted to do something that doesn't involve pants.
Shepard: I don't think they conquered our pants yet.

[augmented shephard]

''You see the means to destroy, while I see the means to pants''

[III_wAR]

Harbringer: Human, you’ve changed pants. Your species has the pants of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.

Jack: Now take your balls out of your pants and kick some ass.

Miranda: Worried about my pants? I can crush a mech with my pants or shoot its head off at 100 yards. Take your pick.

Shepard: Good luck.
Grunt: I don’t need luck! I have pants.

[Village_Idiot]

"I know how this will end. But I will not back down. I can't.

"Face me in single combat Shepard. Let me die with pants."

-Urdnot Wrex

Modifié par Shadrach 88, 15 mai 2012 - 07:13 .

[Mole267]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is now my favorite pants on the Citadel."

[JBONE27]

"Say hello to my pants." Ashley ME1
"Ah yes 'Pants' we have dismissed this claim." Turian Counselor ME2.
"She respects your pants, not like me." Liara ME3.
"The relationship is symbiotic. Organic and machine intertwined, a union of flesh and pants. The strengths of both, the weaknesses of neither." Saren ME1.
"I will smear the pants with you ****!" Jack ME2
"Glad you're around Garrus, never know when the pants might revolt." Shepard ME3

[Rovay]

Illusive Man: "Shepard, you're in my pants."

Modifié par Rovay, 15 mai 2012 - 08:17 .

[Dont Kaidan Me]

Kaidan: "If you're trying to butter me up, it might take pants."

Thane: "We always knew it would end like pants."

Kai Leng: "Now it's pants."

Modifié par Dont Kaidan Me, 15 mai 2012 - 08:32 .

[Nanuzsh]

Mordin:'Had to be me. Somelse might have gotten pants'

[Zolt51]

There is no Shepard without pants.

[FlamingBoy]

you have pants, more than you know
the catalyst

lol i already made the ending better

[HellbirdIV]

"Is submission not preferable to pants?"

Damn right you are, Saren. Damn right you are.