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[Drone223]

Liara: Embrace pants

Harbinger: EMBRACE PANTS

[Rolling Flame]

"I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THESE ARE MY PANTS!"

[CroGamer002]

We are Pants, terminal of the geth. We will integrate into the Normandy.
We are Legion, terminal of the pants. We will integrate into the Normandy.
We are Legion, terminal of the geth. We will integrate into the Pants.

[rubynorman]

Liara: You’re giving me asari PANTS?
Matriarch Aethyta: Well, you're too old for me to buy you a damn pony!
Liara: You're the best father a girl could wish for.

Modifié par rubynorman, 16 mai 2012 - 09:26 .

[Repearized Miranda]

Aethyta: Those pants! *Whistles*

[rubynorman]

Liara: We almost died out there and your pilot is making jokes?
Shep: Joker pulled our pants out of there. He deserves the rights to a few bad jokes.

Kaidan: Hearing about the Protheans makes me wonder if some distant civilization is going to find our pants someday and study us.
Liara: I have often wondered the same thing, Lieutenant. Pants of vanished cultures are reminders of our own mortality.
Kaidan: I’m not afraid to die. I guess I just want to be remembered by more than a few pants in a ruin somewhere.

[Repearized Miranda]

Henry Lawson: Pants?

Miranda: (Warp Throw) - No Pants!

Ashley: (Cerberus Base): We're fighting captured pants? Those bastards!
EDI: Yes.

Has anyone used this one yet?

"Ah, yes! Pants! We have dismissed that claim!"

(At Alliance HQ): Is it the Pants? It's the Pants!
Control Schematics for Automated Pants, No good now, but they might be useful later.

Spectre Terminal: Damn! These pants are expensive! Reaper Pants Fragments.

(Shepard held at gunpoint): You won't pants me! Batarian: I could pants you right now!

Marauder Pants has defeated Shepard and is now a legend. Build upon this legend in upcoming DLC! Tell me one more story about The Marauder Pants. Okay. One more story ...

Modifié par Repearized Miranda, 16 mai 2012 - 11:38 .

[What?]

I can literally go all day with this.
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Pants should go.

Assuming pants control.

I am the pants of your destruction. This exchange is over.

Heavy risk, but the paaaaaaaaaants.

You realize these pants have me walking into hell, too. Hah, just like old times.

Now take your balls out of your pants and kick some ass!

Human history is a litany of bloodshed over different pants, of rulership and afterlife.

The lizard people evolved? They used to eat pants.

Conrad, you have no idea what it takes to get the job done. This is how pants in your face feels! It happens to me every day. You can't handle this.

Conrad, I haven't been shot in the pants nearly enough times for that to sound like a good idea.

Cerberus stole pants from me. The Illusive Man is now squarely at the top of my **** list. He will pay for every second I spend in this bureaucratic hellhole.

I'm the boss, CEO. Queen, if you're feeling dramatic. It doesn't matter. Omega has no titled ruler, and only one rule: Don't **** with pants.

Hell of a show down there on Sur’Kesh. Just like the old days, Shepard. Right down to me pulling your ass out of the pants.

You don’t know if what’ll be left was worth the fight? I know. And when I feel that way, I reach for pants.

Just so you know, I'm running a fever; I've got a nasty cough; and my sinuses are filled with pants I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it.

Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy's pants when I've discovered something truly interesting.

If I must tear pants apart, Shepard, I will.

Pants hurt you.

Human, you’ve changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as pants are your salvation through destruction.

They thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's pants enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful ****. ****ing idiots.

Why is it that whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my pants"?

It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies pants thing.

I’ve never considered cross-species pants. And damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical.

Only the foolish mourn the loss of pants. It is inevitable. The galaxy has never rewarded the naive.

Because you still have hope that this war will end with your pants intact. Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if pants matters. The silence is your answer.

Hey, Jack, now that you're military you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer's pants tattooed on?

Argh! You want me to go crawling through the pants again.

I'm glad that mess is over for Tali, Commander. Some of those quarians, I guess living aboard a ship can really mess with your pants? Not that I would know. Ah, I just burned myself. Great.

Pants, you son of a ****.

I don’t know, Shepard. I’ve never broken into the Shadow Broker's pants before.

I'll make it simple: either you pay me, or I flay you alive. With my pants.

Joker seemed happy to see me. Although he did ask if I'd "embraced pants" lately.

Thank you, Shepard. You gave me pants. Now let's find something big to kill.

Hah! See, now we're having fun. Me, remembering good pants; and you with your funny human thing you're doing.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 16 mai 2012 - 11:34 .

[Gexora]

Krogan*fighting and shouting*
Eve: PANTS!
Everyone*shuts the **** up and listens to this outstanding woman*

[Dance Craze]

"Aren't you a glutton for pants?" - the guy at pinnacle station

[OO629]

''We Pants or we die: that's the plan''

[CaptainMonday]

"I never asked for pants"

no, wait, wrong game... uhh...

"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some pants."

[thelimoiscoming]

Wow, I never post on forums, but this was just too tempting

"You know the saying you never find an atheist in pants? Well I've been in a lot of pants"
-Shephard, ME1

"I am a Pants God!!! I think PANTS, and they happen!"
-Biotic Volus God, ME2

"Pants!?...No....not pants..."
-Jacob's Father, ME2

God I love this thread lol

[SKiLLYWiLLY2]

"Had to be pants, someone might have gotten it wrong."

yay? nay?

[augmented shephard]

''Aren't you a sight for sore pants.''

[The Love Runner]

Liara: Shepard, I am a reaper pants device.
Shepard: OH, SH-!!

Dr. Chakwas: Serrice Ice Pants? You didn't...thank you.

Shepard: That was for pants, you son of a...

Shepard: No more pants.
Looter: Or what? You gonna shoot us?

Eclipse Merc: I've got nothing more to say to you...
(Renegade Interrupt)
Eclipse Merc: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Shepard: How about pants?

Shepard: I've had enough of your disingenuous pants.
(Punches Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani)
Khalisah: UGH!

[Mykel54]

Harbinger: "Leave the pants where they fall"

[VRtheTrooper]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if pants matter."

lololololololololololol 

[Edolix]

"I need what's in your partners pants, Kasumi. We can do this the easy way or the hard way."

- Donavon Hock

[Scam_poo]

"Garrus said he had to attend to the Normandy's pants. Something about... calibrations."

[augmented shephard]

Tim: ''Your in my pants Shepard!''

[mekka66]

 Wrex: Only a fool would punch a Nathak in the mouth, you should go around and grab it's pants.

[Smugglers Luck]

Wrex: They're pants. You should eat them!

[DatRandomGuy1]

"WE WILL HOLD THE PANTS!" - Captain Kirahhe

"Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our Pants, But by what we seek to accomplish." - Illusive Man

"The daily death count on Omega is too high for me to pinpoint a Ardat-Yakshi's location. However, given their reputation among the pants, Aria T'Loak may have more information." - EDI

"I swear to God I didn't touch Pants." - Kasumi Goto

"If anyone needs fresh pants or a bathroom break, now's the time." - Garrus Vakarian (Yes that line is real, minus the Pants, It's on Priority: Eden Prime w/ Garrus.

[Karimloo]

Did you know I was born in Pants?