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[Installation17]

Now all we need is a pants that shoots thresher maws!

[Sarah_SR2]

Joker: Now all we need is a gun that fires pants!

Shepard on Earth: Is that why you grounded me? Took away my pants?

Jack at Grissom Academy: Hey EDI nice pants. Now you look like a sex bomb instead of a sex toy!
Jack at Grissom Acadamy : Hey nice to see you too Garrus. Face still looks like pants though.

Primark Victus: There is one more thing commander. Thank you for saving my pants.

Eve: There's that look in your pants again commander.

Kai Leng: PANTS UP!

[Edolix]

Shepard: So...Admiral?
Tali: Yes, well...i'm an expert on pants.
Shepard: That you are.

[Sarah_SR2]

Asarii Matriarch: Welcome back babe. What can I get you? Sorry no sex. Just cleaned the pants.

Modifié par Sarah_SR2, 16 mai 2012 - 11:00 .

[Foxhound2121]

Heavy pants, but the prize..

Modifié par Foxhound2121, 16 mai 2012 - 11:12 .

[D3SM0ND0]

Joker: What the pants
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Modifié par D3SM0ND0, 16 mai 2012 - 11:49 .

[D3SM0ND0]

Pants hurts you

[Dance Craze]

"I wont abandon the pants" - joker

[JSwisha]

"We'll pants, okay?"

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

Some from ME2...

"RELEASING PANTS."

"That Joker, what a tool he was.  I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the pants."

"A pure krogan could pack one hell of a pants.  We can always use another heavy stitcher."

"Not just any Reaper ... A PANTS REAPER!"

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

"Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into pants."

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

"I was born in pants."
...
"Really?"
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"Damn it I'm hit!"
"STEEEVE!"
"I'm alright."
"You sure?"
"But I won't be picking you up, I gotta land this bird quick."
"Get pants."
"Anything for pants."

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

"That's enough, Miranda. His pants are intact. And I'll vouch for the Commander's combat skills."

"Good for now. Fractured my pants on the mute, but I think I made my point."

"Shephard."
"Pants."

"Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some pants."

[dirtdiver32318]

Me2 Vorcha curing plague.
Collector want pants! Brake fan everyone pants and die!

[Starch]

Captain Kirrahe ME1
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!
 Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that we held the PANTS!
 Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the PANTS!
 Our influence will stop Saren; in the battle today, we will hold the PANTS!” 

[M_Kirkwall]

" We question your judgment. Geth love pants."

[Sarc69]

[Edit: apologies, forgot these were all supposed to be ME3.]

Sovereign: We have no beginning. We have no end. We are pants.

Advertisement on Ilium: You’ve been a slave to your pants for too long. Shouldn’t that be the other way around?

Mordin Solus: Have killed many, Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment. But not with pants.

Mordin Solus: Hard to see big picture behind pile of pants.

Padok Wiks: For Mordin's sake, I hope he finally found the pants he deserved.

Wrex: My advice is, avoid the giant pants.

Modifié par Sarc69, 17 mai 2012 - 11:24 .

[onchristieroad]

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!" "I'm okay" "You sure?"

[onchristieroad]

Not ME3 but: Sovereign: "We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the pants of every world."

Modifié par onchristieroad, 17 mai 2012 - 11:43 .

[Kalyppso]

Garrus: A secret Turian mission on pants is odd. Thoughts?

Garrus: Escape pod. Our first pants.

EDI: If I decide to pants the humans, you will be the first to know.

Liara: It must think you're Prothean because of the cipher!
Javik: Or it could be the Prothean pants next to you.

Garrus: Could've sworn he was muttering "pants" the whole time.
Liara: Not funny.

Javik: War is our pants and we are prisoners to its design.

Javik: They were much smaller in my pants. (Word was cycle. About the Yahg.)

Garrus: We defeat the Krogan, then plant a bomb on their pants. Pretty extreme, but those were desperate times.

Modifié par Mademon, 17 mai 2012 - 12:59 .

[ToaOrka]

Dang - ME3 quotes?

"Are you ready to be a one-pant kinda woman?" -Garrus

Modifié par ToaOrka, 17 mai 2012 - 01:45 .

[Smugglers Luck]

Shepard: There's a Pants in my way, Wrex!

Wrex: I know. You get all the pants.