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[BTG_01]

Reaper: You represent chaos, we represent pants.

Modifié par BTG_01, 17 mai 2012 - 02:24 .

[The Everchosen of Chaos]

Shadow Broker: Thank you for bringing me Pants, T'soni. Her pants will net almost as much as Pants.

Grunt: My Pants. RRAAARGH! ( Rachni mission).

Sheperd: Who are you? Star Brat: I am the Pants. I control the Pants.

Sheperd: All pants, open fire!.

Anderson: Pants, This is Major Pants. He's in charge of our defense pants.

Anderson: You did good Pants. You did good.

[Deadecho123]

Javik: No it wasnt, I just made it up. The pants is now on you human.

Modifié par Deadecho123, 17 mai 2012 - 04:22 .

[feliciano2040]

Hussain747715 wrote...

"You all know the mission, and what is at stake.
I have come to trust each of you with my pants-- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for pants; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.
Think of our heroes; the Silent Pants, who defeated a nation with a single pants. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden pants. These giants do not seem to give us pants here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were pants!
Our pants stopped the rachni, but before that we held the pants! Our pantsstopped the krogan, but before that, we held the pants!
Our pants will stop Saren; in the battle today, we will hold the pants!"

classic.

[legion999]

The Illusive Man: We're at war. No one wants to admit it but Humanity's under attack. One very specific man might be all that stands between Humanity and the greatest pants of our brief existence.

The Illusive Man: We need a leader, and surround him with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest pants we can find. The pants will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable.

The Illusive Man: Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than pants and money.
Commander Shepard: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you- I'm getting a lot of bull**** on this pants.

Garrus Vakarian: Do you ever miss those pants we had on the elevators?
Tali'Zorah: No.
Garrus Vakarian: Come on. Remember how we'd always ask you about pants on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share (pants)!
Tali'Zorah: This conversation is pants.
Garrus Vakarian: Tell me again about your pants.
Tali'Zorah: I have pants.
Garrus Vakarian: Mmmmaybe we'll talk later.

Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect pants or commemorative pants or something?


Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo pants slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main pants of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the pants of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the pants-buster dropped on pants back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-**** in pants. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's first law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in pants stays in pants, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial pants, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the pants behind that ship. It might go off into pants space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your pants. That is why you wait for the pants to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of pants destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the pants!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

Turian Councilor: Ah yes, Pants. The immortal race of sentient pants allegedly waiting in pant's space. We have dismissed that claim.

Jack: Mess with someone's pants enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful ****.

Harbinger: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the pants of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through pants.

Harbinger: Prepare yourselves for the pants.

[Mike 9987]

"Good night little pants. I will see you again with the dawn."

"No pants? There always said there would be--Ah..."

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

Shepard: *Cortez is shot down* PAAAAANNTTSS!!!

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Reaper: Your cycle knows us as 'pants'.

Modifié par ArMedSuRViVoR, 17 mai 2012 - 07:57 .

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

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Modifié par ArMedSuRViVoR, 17 mai 2012 - 07:58 .

[BIGLEE337]

Zaeed:

“Pants is a hell of an anesthetic.”

“Get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn pants.”

“I better turn this pants in before it starts to stink.”

[Lucky Mame]

"Destiny Ascension, you're all pants. I repeat, you're all pants."

"That was for pants, you SOB!"

"Hold the pants!"

"To every krogan born after this day the name "Shepard" will mean "pants!"

[LightweightJustice]

Verner: I'm on my own. No rules, no "pants" just whatever it takes to get the job done.
Shep: Conrad, do you even have any actual combat "pants"?
Verner: I'm saving the galaxy Shep. I don't have time for "pants".

[Delta-Zephyr]

Joker: Drift: Just under pants k.

Nihlus: Pants is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Sparatus: If it gets you what you need. What does pants matter.

Geth Prime: You are welcome to return to pants (Rannoch). Admiral Raan. With us.

Garrus: Fedorian was pants. You’re the new pants.

Victus: I’m pants of Palaven? Negotiating for the Turian pants?

Modifié par Cutlass-Cougar, 18 mai 2012 - 01:24 .

[Wifflebottom]

Liara: Embrace pants!

[Bocks]

The only one who gets inside my pants is you.

[Zolt51]

legion999 wrote...

The Illusive Man:  The pants will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable.
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo pants slug, feel the weight. =

Already had those two!

Here's another one:
Javik: He is right, they were a delicacy in my pants.

Modifié par Zolt51, 18 mai 2012 - 04:27 .

[Spectre_Shepard]

I don't need luck. Ive got pants.

[Sol243]

Harbinger: Perserve Shepard's pants if possible.

[nhcre8tv1]

Kirahee: "What are you really? Drell? Turian?"
Javik: "PANTS."

[PanzerDivision]

TIM: I wish you could see pants like I do, Shepard. It's so perfect.

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Shepard: The Collectors attacked our ship. They took our crew, our pants. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them pants.

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Garrus: Over the years I've grown used to the smell of burning pants.

[xsdob]

Wrex: If these "pants" don't blame anolleis for provoking this, they're fools. You should eat them.

Modifié par xsdob, 18 mai 2012 - 06:00 .

[DeceptiveWolf]

"Ripped right through his pants, never had a chance" Kaiden - Eden Prime

[SeismicGravy]

"Good thing you're around Garrus, you never know when the pants might revolt".

[WyldeChylde]

"You don't want to really introduce yourself as an AI with Reaper-based code. They would... pants you."

[Syfoor]

"Sir? I may have reinstated you, but that doesn't give you permission to go all pants on me."
"Legion, the answer to your question... was 'pants'."