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[leighzard]

Omigod. This thread. I'm dying from laughter. This is pure gold.

"Before you die, I need pants"  - Grunt

"Heavy risk, but the paaants."  - Jacob

"Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by pants. Implications unpleasant" - Mordin

"Do you job or get pantsed." - Shepard

"My pants... so heavy. Can't move." - Ashley

"You're a damn pants pirate."  - Ashley (again)

"You have something in your pants, Shepard? What am I saying? When don't you?" - Kaidan

Modifié par leborum, 18 mai 2012 - 03:27 .

[Lancer2185]

Shepard:Good luck Grunt.
Grunt:I don't need luck, I have pants.

[Thane64]

'we will, HOLD THE PANTS!!!'

Shepard - "just once I want to ask for help and here them say 'sure, lets go, no pants attached' "

[Ruthac_Arus]

"You've given up so much, stood for too long without pants. I didn't want you to do this alone. So if you're ever lonely, just let me know" ~Tali

[Funkcase]

Udina- ''If we don't figure something out, " Maybe Later" will be an epitaph on a mass grave of pants''

TIM-''If we can control pants, why souldn't it be ours?''
Shepard-''Becuase... were not ready''
TIM-''No, this is the way pants must evolve''
Anderson-'''There's always another way''
TIM-''I've dedicated my life to understanding the pants, and I know with certainty the Crucible will allow me to control them''
Shepard-''And then what''
TIM-''Look at the power pants wield! Look at what they can do!''
Shepard-''I See what they did to you''
TIM-''I took what I wanted from them, made it my pants. This isn't about me or you, it's about pants so much bigger than all of us!''
Anderson-''Dont listen to him, he's wrong''
TIM-''And who will you listen to, Shepard? A old soldier, stuck in his pants, only able to see the world down the barrel of pants. And what if he's wrong? What if controlling the pants is the answer?''
Shepard-''If we destroy the pants this ends today, but if you cant control them...
TIM-''But I can!''
Shepard-''Are you willing to bet Humanitys pants on it?''
TIM-''I know it will work''
Shepard-You cant, cant you? Pants wont let you do it''
TIM-''No, I'm in control, pants aren't telling me what to do!''
Anderson-'''Listen to yourself, you're pants''
TIM-''No, no! The two of you so self-rightious. Do you think pants like this come easy? There are sacrifices.'
Shepard-''You've sacrificed pants''
TIM-''Shepard, I...I only wanted to protect pants, the crucible can control them. I know it can!''
Shepard-''it's not too late, let us go and we'll do the pants''-
'TIM-'I...I cant do that Commander''
Anderson-''Of course you cant, pants own you now''
TIM-''You..You would undo everything I accomplised, I wont let that happen''
Shepard-''Becuase of you pants are already undone''
TIM-''Thats not true!''
'Shepard-'They have the Citadel, they've got us fighting each other istead of fighting pants!''
TIM-''I just need to..''
''Shepard-You've done exactly what the pants wanted, you're still doing it becuase they control you''
TIM-''I...pants too strong''
Shepard-''You're stronger, dont let them win. Break their pants.Dont let them control you''
TIM-''I tried Shepard..''

Modifié par Funkcase, 18 mai 2012 - 05:15 .

[Juha81FIN]

Garrus: Dr. Michel did get me some dextro-amino pants. You're welcome to it, once we're back.
Tali: She got you turian pants?
Garrus. She said she saw it and thought of me. Why?
Tali: Oh nothing.

Garrus: How come I didn't get new pants?
Tali: Couldn't find one in your size.

Modifié par Juha81FIN, 18 mai 2012 - 05:48 .

[Jayden Jahn]

"I find the best way to solve an argument is to have more pants then the other guy" - shep VI
" install me in a pants and i could do some real damage" - shep VI

Modifié par Jayden Jahn, 18 mai 2012 - 06:09 .

[D3SM0ND0]

Do the words "political $#%@pants" mean anything to you?

Modifié par D3SM0ND0, 18 mai 2012 - 07:39 .

[Marauder Shields N7]

"Someone ****** in your security chief's pants today?"
-Shepard

[CaolIla]

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: "The surviving races will frighten their children with tales of what the Bloodpack did to the pants! The asari will scream as their pants plunge into the sun! We will keep salarians as slaves and eat their pants as a delicacy!"

This man surely knows how to deal with pants...

[stbaler]

Not sure if this one has been done but here I go. Shepard: "make me pants, make yourselves pants.". Again sorry if this has been done earlier. I thought it would be funny.

[MC P Pants]

Jack: Mess with someone's pants enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful b****

I think due to my name i can claim this topic as my own.

[xxSanitysuxx]

Shepard: James, get on it
James: Not my specialty, but ill pull a few pants, see what comes out

Modifié par xxSanitysuxx, 05 juin 2012 - 06:14 .

[stephee]

Have you ever faced a pants commando unit before? Few humans have.

[Theodoro]

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my pants, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

[BrowncoatN7]

Garrus: If this ends with the both of us dying in a pants explosion killing a Reaper, just remember. I took the kill shot.

Legion: Human pants is a litany of blood shed over different ideals of rulership and afterlife.

Liara: The matriarch hired by the asari government to track my pants?

Javik: They used to eat pants.

Wrex: I am Urdnot Wrex and these are my pants!

Space Moron: Or do you think you can control pants?

I love this thread xD

Modifié par lament.ballad, 05 juin 2012 - 08:34 .

[PsiFive]

Half the enemies Shepard has ever met: PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE!

[XXVI26]

Don't know if this has been added:

Wrex: "For every krogan born from this day onwards, Shepard means PANTS."
Shepard: WHUT?!

[Ravereth]

Starchild: Pants up!

Shepard: "Boldly they rode and well, into the jaws of death, into the pants of hell" 

Modifié par Ravereth, 05 juin 2012 - 09:09 .

[Napier93]

May have been done already, but "Pant's should go"

[VarrenSoldier]

Shisk: We know Gavorn's pants! We leave!
Kaidan: Hi, my name is Kaidan, where are the pants?
Anderson: You did good pants, I'm proud of you.
Kai Leng: Your pants.

[LegionMan]

Harbinger: "Shepard, you have become an annoyance. You fight against inevitability, pants struggling against the cosmic winds."

[Severyx]

"I wash my pants... Most of the time." - Mess Sergeant Gardner

"Can I get that on a shirt or something? Because this is my favorite 'You have no pants!' choice ever." - Joker

"I don't need luck. I have pants." - Grunt

"Shepard, those are my pants down there!" - Liara

"Throw the pants out the airlock, Shepard." - Javik